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christhebarker
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Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. Follow me for good pics and photos of ham I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
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NEW VIDEO:
To celebrate reaching 90% funded on my kickstarter here's another countdown for Easter eggs fans:
Sgt Pepper Favourite Random Objects…
There's still time to get your book at chrisbarkerprints.co.uk
If you’re not watching Pluribus it’s really good. Well. I’m enjoying it anyway. That latest episode had a feel of one of those fantastic solo Mike Ermentraut episodes of Breaking Bad or Saul and the most tantalising cliffhanger I’ve seen in ages.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Look. It's completely funded and I'm well happy about that and I'm going to have to pivot to talking about the exclusive print auction in a couple of days anyway…
But it's just really bugging me that this is casually sitting there on 199 instead of a round 200…
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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I only ever try to sell my wares once a year because it takes me 12 months to get over my shame of asking.
If t-shirts & calendars aren't your thing, please consider a donation to either of the 2 charities I support at this time of year.
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Thank you.
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Captain Howdy Shop | Redbubble
Captain Howdy is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"Black Friday" by Picasso
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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My book - A Mind of my Own is now half price in lots of Black Friday sales thingy’s. Just letting you know!♥️📚
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Calendars have arrived and look smashing! If you bought one you should receive it soon. If you missed out and you’d like one, you can get them now at shop.printtrail.com/product/the-...
They really would make excellent Christmas presents.
(If you happen to live near me you can buy direct from me)
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Calendars have arrived and look smashing! If you bought one you should receive it soon. If you missed out and you’d like one, you can get them now at shop.printtrail.com/product/the-...
They really would make excellent Christmas presents.
(If you happen to live near me you can buy direct from me)
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
That’s always weird

Wordle 1,622 2/6

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November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Ok maybe I will do the “modern” doctors too…
#doctorwho
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This golden girl soaking up
The November rays woke me up at 4am by bringing a live mouse into my daughter’s bedroom. God I hate living in a Tom and Jerry cartoon sometimes…
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It’s budget day! It’s budget day! La la la la la la la la budget day!
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The trouble with outing Farage’s racism is that his followers (and they ARE followers, not supporters) are so far down the rabbit hole that it just acceptablises racism even more. ‘If he can say it, I can say it’ kind of thing.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Just taken delivery of the rather special cards I’ll be signing that everyone who orders a Sgt Pepper book before Christmas will be getting in advance of the book. You can gift it or keep it with the book. Up to you.
Still 5 days left to get it on the Kickstarter:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/sgt...
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
First batch of calendars are going out. There are still a couple of addresses missing. If you ordered a calendar and you know you didn't give us your address, you know what to do… (give us your address…)
If *YOU* want a Lost Films calendar, you can get one here:
shop.printtrail.com/product/the-...
THE LOST FILMS OF HOLLYWOOD calendar 2026 - Print Trail Shop
From Cliff Richard's version of K-POP DEMON HUNTERS to Abbott and Costello’s MEN IN BLACK - discover the greatest movies never made! Imagine if SHAUN OF THE DEAD was actually a remake of a saucy Conf...
shop.printtrail.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Threads is so weird. I always forget it’s there. It’s like the other chandelier in only fools and horses.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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I think this might be my new favourite Doctor who tarot card…
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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It's not Doctor Who day any more so I should think of something else to say here I suppose…
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If Elon Musk had been around a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, C3PO would probably have turned out to be a right wanker.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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My name's down for a copy of this - something to look forward to in the New Year.
NEW VIDEO:
To celebrate reaching 90% funded on my kickstarter here's another countdown for Easter eggs fans:
Sgt Pepper Favourite Random Objects…
There's still time to get your book at chrisbarkerprints.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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These are excellent.
Happy Doctor Who day!
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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Oh go on then. All five together (which really highlights my inconsistencies…)
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM