Dave Bulmer
@demontomatodave.bsky.social
Sonic the Comic the Podcast, it's about how we were kids in the 90s. https://stctp.zone
Mastodon: https://speedlines.stctp.zone/@demontomatodave
Youtube: https://youtube.com/demontomatodave
In the dead place I was @demontomatodave
Mastodon: https://speedlines.stctp.zone/@demontomatodave
Youtube: https://youtube.com/demontomatodave
In the dead place I was @demontomatodave
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
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delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
delighted to announce that, after years of research, my team of scientists has successfully reversed ageing!
it’s “gniega”
it’s “gniega”
This is what The Wind in the Willows originally looked like. If we can force our minds to disassociate the name with talking moles and what-not and just look at this eerie illustration of Pan, you have to wonder what made people read it, and what they thought when they found out what it was about
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
This is what The Wind in the Willows originally looked like. If we can force our minds to disassociate the name with talking moles and what-not and just look at this eerie illustration of Pan, you have to wonder what made people read it, and what they thought when they found out what it was about
Ok listen. Twice this month I've deleted loads of stuff that was a real blow not to have on my (android) phone, gigabytes and gigabytes, and every time it mysteriously fills up a couple of days later, which I find out when WhatsApp stops being able to work
What is it? What's filling up the space?
What is it? What's filling up the space?
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Ok listen. Twice this month I've deleted loads of stuff that was a real blow not to have on my (android) phone, gigabytes and gigabytes, and every time it mysteriously fills up a couple of days later, which I find out when WhatsApp stops being able to work
What is it? What's filling up the space?
What is it? What's filling up the space?
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NEW EPISODE: It's all been leading to this! On the new I Hate Doctor Who, I present the Tardis Team with 20th anniversary story: The Five Doctors. Will the survive the death zone? Will they still hate Doctor Who?
Youtube: youtu.be/ImfdgTd0cCw?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5bYU...
Youtube: youtu.be/ImfdgTd0cCw?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5bYU...
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
NEW EPISODE: It's all been leading to this! On the new I Hate Doctor Who, I present the Tardis Team with 20th anniversary story: The Five Doctors. Will the survive the death zone? Will they still hate Doctor Who?
Youtube: youtu.be/ImfdgTd0cCw?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5bYU...
Youtube: youtu.be/ImfdgTd0cCw?...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5bYU...
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giving this to the most normal baby i know
Rattle
Tlingit, ca. 1890
On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 746
Tlingit, ca. 1890
On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 746
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
giving this to the most normal baby i know
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There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
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Looked at my health board's anxiety workbook and I gotta tell you lxds: this is a good representation of anxiety.
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Looked at my health board's anxiety workbook and I gotta tell you lxds: this is a good representation of anxiety.
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The hospital cafe has two prices for "staff" and "visitor" printed on each label only they're all the same price
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The hospital cafe has two prices for "staff" and "visitor" printed on each label only they're all the same price
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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People are calling this “lazy” which I think is kind of missing what’s going on here. Increasingly convinced that the comparable technology, in how it interacts with the human nervous system, is the slot machine.
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
People are calling this “lazy” which I think is kind of missing what’s going on here. Increasingly convinced that the comparable technology, in how it interacts with the human nervous system, is the slot machine.
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Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
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This is an absolutely horrendous (+NSFW) read but a very funny one, and a good primer for all the non-'sickos' (his words!) who keep hearing about RFK Jr and Lizzas and Nuzzis and feeling confused.
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is an absolutely horrendous (+NSFW) read but a very funny one, and a good primer for all the non-'sickos' (his words!) who keep hearing about RFK Jr and Lizzas and Nuzzis and feeling confused.
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...
I already wasn't entirely on board with prison as a thing, but now I'm radicalised in favour of having cats and dogs in prisons. I can't think of a quicker way to reform a character than give them a kitten. I bet you ANYTHING crimes committed in jail would plummet immediately if everyone had a pet
"I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
prisonjournalismproject.org
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I already wasn't entirely on board with prison as a thing, but now I'm radicalised in favour of having cats and dogs in prisons. I can't think of a quicker way to reform a character than give them a kitten. I bet you ANYTHING crimes committed in jail would plummet immediately if everyone had a pet
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Like, you know how they can use galvanic energy to make a frog’s legs twitch after it is medically dead? That’s what this person is saying they aspire to.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Like, you know how they can use galvanic energy to make a frog’s legs twitch after it is medically dead? That’s what this person is saying they aspire to.
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I honestly don’t mean this in a cruel way, but this person is functionally dead.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I honestly don’t mean this in a cruel way, but this person is functionally dead.
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Properly surprised to find these in a 30+ year old box of assorted junk earlier, along with my deodorant tank...
Blister is still sealed, so they're probably the most valuable minis I own. Going to have to open it though!
Blister is still sealed, so they're probably the most valuable minis I own. Going to have to open it though!
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Properly surprised to find these in a 30+ year old box of assorted junk earlier, along with my deodorant tank...
Blister is still sealed, so they're probably the most valuable minis I own. Going to have to open it though!
Blister is still sealed, so they're probably the most valuable minis I own. Going to have to open it though!
I've now seen 2 films where a character is shown watching a CRT TV which is itself stacked on top of another CRT TV. I wonder why that was? What was the economy surrounding tellies in America that made it easier to just put the new one on top of the old one than get rid of the broken one
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I've now seen 2 films where a character is shown watching a CRT TV which is itself stacked on top of another CRT TV. I wonder why that was? What was the economy surrounding tellies in America that made it easier to just put the new one on top of the old one than get rid of the broken one
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
hahah this is new. "Could we be harvesting your data? Are our purposes legitimate? You just don't know! It's a mystery! Could it be? Trick-alee trick-aloo!"
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
hahah this is new. "Could we be harvesting your data? Are our purposes legitimate? You just don't know! It's a mystery! Could it be? Trick-alee trick-aloo!"
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i’m definitely using this one.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i’m definitely using this one.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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It's incredible how just one hilarious username on this goddamn site can literally just improve my entire day
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's incredible how just one hilarious username on this goddamn site can literally just improve my entire day
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Doctor Who doesn't need to be consistent. It's best to think of it as a TV roguelike. Every run is totally different. Very little hard continuity between adventures. Lead character acquires experience and unlocks new skins. Also, it's fucking shite.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Doctor Who doesn't need to be consistent. It's best to think of it as a TV roguelike. Every run is totally different. Very little hard continuity between adventures. Lead character acquires experience and unlocks new skins. Also, it's fucking shite.
I know this makes me a huge wimp, but I think they've added too much sugar to the recipe of HobNobs, and I think they've done it in the last few years. They used to be like what I can only describe as "eating a HobNob," and now they're like necking Monin
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I know this makes me a huge wimp, but I think they've added too much sugar to the recipe of HobNobs, and I think they've done it in the last few years. They used to be like what I can only describe as "eating a HobNob," and now they're like necking Monin