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Andy Barr

@barrstard.bsky.social

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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 14h

Tackling the hot button issue of 'labubus'

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 14h

Gung- what is present which can heal rift with wife?

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 17h

Surely, *someone* can nag TP to give PTA and the good folks at Warner Bros a nudge to greenlight this thing

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 1d

Not a banger, apparently.

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 1d

Grug - how open pisshole?

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 1d

Grug - how open pisshole?

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 1d

I gather that the team behind The Inbetweeners are taking a 'Twin Peaks: The Return style' approach to new episodes.

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 2d

You will be pleased to know that I permitted things to run their course

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 3d

Quandary: do I let the man using one Henry Weston's to open another on the Overground know that I have a bottle opener?

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 4d

Chastening

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 4d

Just tried to make a call on my beer and drink my phone.

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 6d

Computer, generate a man named 'Porl'

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 7d

If history has taught me anything, it's that France used to be called 'Gaul,' and their two best guys were a big one and a little one and that there was also a wizard there.

Reposted by Andy Barr

Museum of Comedy @museumofcomedy.bsky.social · 8d

London's friendliest new material night returns this month on the 13th with new gear from:

🦚 Ada Campe
🐈 Andy Barr
🍝 Dick Denham
🎺 Jacob Edwards
🦉 Jake Baker
😈 John Pape
🤡 John-Luke Roberts
🎞️ Matt Highton
🥁 Marty Gleeson
🧡 Nick Elleray
🏅 Sean Patrick
& your MC Tony Dunn

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 8d

It was the Student Loans Company hold music at some point a decade ago.

Reposted by Andy Barr

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11d

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11d

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11d

Don't be daft - no one would organise a large scale concert simply to catch one man in some sort of gigantic, bizarre sting operation!!

(I will not see you there, as I am attending the extra date)

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11d

Which date?

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11d

Seriously, there are so many benefits:
- AI bishop has no historic ties to sex offenders
- AI bishop can be tweaked to look young and behave coquettishly in order to appeal to sex offenders

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11d

With the world captivated by Tilly Norwood, the Church of England has a golden opportunity to drag itself into the 21st century with a fully AI Archbishop.

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11d

To a bird, such as gull, a split bin bag is a banquet. To a human, it sucks. Perspective matters.

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 12d

Tilly Norwood stuns in testimony before HUAC

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 12d

Tilly Norwood 'unrecognisable' in new Greaser role

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 12d

Hearing troubling reports that Tilly Norwood, the AI actor, has been trained on the films and opinions of Mel Gibson

Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 13d

Now announcing: LONDON SHOW - The Hotly-Anticipated 4th Debut Hour from Rising Star, Andy Barr is coming to Pleasance Islington on Wednesday 19th November at 8pm! Purchase tickets, share information!!
Tickets: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...

Andy Barr: The Hotly Anticipated 4th Debut Hour from Rising Star, Andy Barr | Pleasance Theatre Trust

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