Michael Brunstrovember
@michaelbrunstrom.bsky.social
Surrealist comedian
He/him
He/him
November 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Reposted by Michael Brunstrovember
NF Simpson fan, the first playwright I loved, Travesties, Arcadia, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Lord Malquist and Mister Moon, Every Good Boy Deserves Favour, Professional Foul, Leopoldstadt... RIP Tom Stoppard, a genius of a writer.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
NF Simpson fan, the first playwright I loved, Travesties, Arcadia, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Lord Malquist and Mister Moon, Every Good Boy Deserves Favour, Professional Foul, Leopoldstadt... RIP Tom Stoppard, a genius of a writer.
Watching Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974). Surprisingly violent.
a robot is spinning a blue object on its head
ALT: a robot is spinning a blue object on its head
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November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Watching Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974). Surprisingly violent.
SLOW-RISE BRAIN ROT
Strangely squishy!
Crazy funny!
Collect them all!
#gachapon #gashapon #slowrisebrainrot
Strangely squishy!
Crazy funny!
Collect them all!
#gachapon #gashapon #slowrisebrainrot
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
SLOW-RISE BRAIN ROT
Strangely squishy!
Crazy funny!
Collect them all!
#gachapon #gashapon #slowrisebrainrot
Strangely squishy!
Crazy funny!
Collect them all!
#gachapon #gashapon #slowrisebrainrot
Snuggles was actually the name of the doctor, not his horrifying creation.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Snuggles was actually the name of the doctor, not his horrifying creation.
Controversial take: Miracle on 34th Street is a Die Hard movie.
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Controversial take: Miracle on 34th Street is a Die Hard movie.
Hi Netflix,
Why would you provide me with a Mike Birbiglia special and then ruin it by putting adverts in the middle of the quiet emotional bits. Why?
Why would you provide me with a Mike Birbiglia special and then ruin it by putting adverts in the middle of the quiet emotional bits. Why?
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hi Netflix,
Why would you provide me with a Mike Birbiglia special and then ruin it by putting adverts in the middle of the quiet emotional bits. Why?
Why would you provide me with a Mike Birbiglia special and then ruin it by putting adverts in the middle of the quiet emotional bits. Why?
Recent context-free fun on stage.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Recent context-free fun on stage.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m an amateur comedian. I’ve just started writing my 13th hour-long show. You haven’t heard of me. My shows are never profitable and, on paper, my career is almost indistinguishable from that of a ‘bad comedian who should stop embarrassing himself’.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’m an amateur comedian. I’ve just started writing my 13th hour-long show. You haven’t heard of me. My shows are never profitable and, on paper, my career is almost indistinguishable from that of a ‘bad comedian who should stop embarrassing himself’.
"That'll fix it", thought Ron, but he was wrong.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"That'll fix it", thought Ron, but he was wrong.
Two important rules my brain has:
1. Michael is generally not permitted to have two good days in a row.
2. If Michael *does* have two consecutive good days, day three will be a complete nightmare.
1. Michael is generally not permitted to have two good days in a row.
2. If Michael *does* have two consecutive good days, day three will be a complete nightmare.
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Two important rules my brain has:
1. Michael is generally not permitted to have two good days in a row.
2. If Michael *does* have two consecutive good days, day three will be a complete nightmare.
1. Michael is generally not permitted to have two good days in a row.
2. If Michael *does* have two consecutive good days, day three will be a complete nightmare.
Ironically, the number of spammy AI-written posts on my social media feed pointing out the unfitness of the Mercator projection … is grossly disproportionate.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ironically, the number of spammy AI-written posts on my social media feed pointing out the unfitness of the Mercator projection … is grossly disproportionate.
Ironically, the number of spammy AI-written posts on my social media feed pointing out the unfitness of the Mercator projection … is grossly disproportionate.
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ironically, the number of spammy AI-written posts on my social media feed pointing out the unfitness of the Mercator projection … is grossly disproportionate.
The stakes at comedy gigs can be too low sometimes.
“Thank god there’s no audience.”
“Do as little time as you want.”
“Let’s get this over with.”
“Thank god there’s no audience.”
“Do as little time as you want.”
“Let’s get this over with.”
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The stakes at comedy gigs can be too low sometimes.
“Thank god there’s no audience.”
“Do as little time as you want.”
“Let’s get this over with.”
“Thank god there’s no audience.”
“Do as little time as you want.”
“Let’s get this over with.”
This is my favourite bit of graffiti in London. It’s been there as long as I can remember.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This is my favourite bit of graffiti in London. It’s been there as long as I can remember.
I can’t start to feel Christmassy until someone reposts that 2013 Jezebel article about what a shitty film Love Actually is.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I can’t start to feel Christmassy until someone reposts that 2013 Jezebel article about what a shitty film Love Actually is.
I really ought to be making more noise about the fact that I’ve never wanted to be on television.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I really ought to be making more noise about the fact that I’ve never wanted to be on television.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
One of the side effects of a Classics degree is a certain scepticism about medical language.
Patient: “Doctor, why have my fingers turned yellow?”
Doctor: “You have a condition known as ‘xanthodactylism’.”
That’s not a diagnosis; you’ve just translated the symptoms into Greek.
Patient: “Doctor, why have my fingers turned yellow?”
Doctor: “You have a condition known as ‘xanthodactylism’.”
That’s not a diagnosis; you’ve just translated the symptoms into Greek.
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
One of the side effects of a Classics degree is a certain scepticism about medical language.
Patient: “Doctor, why have my fingers turned yellow?”
Doctor: “You have a condition known as ‘xanthodactylism’.”
That’s not a diagnosis; you’ve just translated the symptoms into Greek.
Patient: “Doctor, why have my fingers turned yellow?”
Doctor: “You have a condition known as ‘xanthodactylism’.”
That’s not a diagnosis; you’ve just translated the symptoms into Greek.
Happy DoctorWhuminati/Discordijung/JFKLF23 Day, to those who celebrate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Happy DoctorWhuminati/Discordijung/JFKLF23 Day, to those who celebrate.
I find many people my own age old, slow and boring, so I spend time with younger people, who make me feel old, slow and boring.
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I find many people my own age old, slow and boring, so I spend time with younger people, who make me feel old, slow and boring.
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ever noticed how much time clever people spend thinking about how clever they are?
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Ever noticed how much time clever people spend thinking about how clever they are?