Captain Bionic
@captainbionic.bsky.social
fully bionic | sing John Ball | she/her
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Another cargo ship unclear on where it is supposed to be.
Residents look at a Cameroon-flagged cargo ship that ran aground on a beach in the town of Maria Chiquita due to strong winds off Panama
📸 Daniel Gonzales
📸 Daniel Gonzales
February 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Another cargo ship unclear on where it is supposed to be.
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you can literally travel to Mongolia, take a taxi from Ulaanbaatar to Choirin, find the last house in the outskirt, and ask Munkhbat who's about fifty or eighty, no one knows for sure, he spent his entire life drinking and throwing rocks at passing cars, he would say "Peter Mandelson? He's a c*nt."
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
you can literally travel to Mongolia, take a taxi from Ulaanbaatar to Choirin, find the last house in the outskirt, and ask Munkhbat who's about fifty or eighty, no one knows for sure, he spent his entire life drinking and throwing rocks at passing cars, he would say "Peter Mandelson? He's a c*nt."
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The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night
What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!
buying a car is a headache
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
buying a car is a headache
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It looks like it's shaping itself to get up the stairs!
February 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
It looks like it's shaping itself to get up the stairs!
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To be honest the only answer to self-driving taxis in London is for everyone who comes across one to let the tyres down.
“Jaywalking is permitted in London. In 1966, the police tried to crack down on it, but gave up after three months.”
People walk and cycle on roads by right, people drive under licence.
Jaywalking is not a thing in English law and Waymo must not change that.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
People walk and cycle on roads by right, people drive under licence.
Jaywalking is not a thing in English law and Waymo must not change that.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Self-driving taxis are coming to London – should we be worried? | Jack Stilgoe
Waymo’s cars were first rolled out in San Francisco, but the English capital’s old roads, pelican crossings and jaywalkers may pose issues for AI, says science and technology professor Jack Stilgoe
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 PM
To be honest the only answer to self-driving taxis in London is for everyone who comes across one to let the tyres down.
Tata Bionic is 94 today
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Tata Bionic is 94 today
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I AM INNOCENT OF THE CRIMES, INNOCENT I TELL YOU
February 3, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I AM INNOCENT OF THE CRIMES, INNOCENT I TELL YOU
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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We will then drone strike Sharon for taking the kids and leaving us
February 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
We will then drone strike Sharon for taking the kids and leaving us
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Now this is a YouGov daily split I've NEVER seen before.
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Now this is a YouGov daily split I've NEVER seen before.
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"Jaywalking is permitted in London." Nope!
We call it ... "the general public using public roads, paid for by the general public, maintained by the general public, for the benefit of ... *ALL* the general public".
Waymo do *NOT* get to change that. Ever.
We call it ... "the general public using public roads, paid for by the general public, maintained by the general public, for the benefit of ... *ALL* the general public".
Waymo do *NOT* get to change that. Ever.
February 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
"Jaywalking is permitted in London." Nope!
We call it ... "the general public using public roads, paid for by the general public, maintained by the general public, for the benefit of ... *ALL* the general public".
Waymo do *NOT* get to change that. Ever.
We call it ... "the general public using public roads, paid for by the general public, maintained by the general public, for the benefit of ... *ALL* the general public".
Waymo do *NOT* get to change that. Ever.
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"The richest man in the world has created a machine to produce CSAM and our solution is to restrict access to it to 17 year olds and above." Is just not a serious policy response!
This has been sped up because of X's abhorrentness, but there's a reluctance to confront those issues head on.
We're instead approaching a bleak political consensus of "the internet is bad, corrosive and illegality is mainstream but we can't do anything about that other than banning u16s"
We're instead approaching a bleak political consensus of "the internet is bad, corrosive and illegality is mainstream but we can't do anything about that other than banning u16s"
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 AM
"The richest man in the world has created a machine to produce CSAM and our solution is to restrict access to it to 17 year olds and above." Is just not a serious policy response!
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“The greens havent arent mates with the mega pedo because they’ve not had to confront the reality of governing” really says so much about how you see the way of things lol
February 3, 2026 at 9:22 AM
“The greens havent arent mates with the mega pedo because they’ve not had to confront the reality of governing” really says so much about how you see the way of things lol
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The Essence has made it onto the Reading List, which is unexpected but also well cool. Thank you, everyone at Locus.
2025 Recommended Reading List
Welcome to the Locus Recommended Reading List… We saw some fabulous books come out last year and are so pleased to let you know about them! Our recommendations are compiled annually by the Locus re…
locusmag.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The Essence has made it onto the Reading List, which is unexpected but also well cool. Thank you, everyone at Locus.
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Every stormtrooper ever.
Anybody miss me?
January 31, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Every stormtrooper ever.
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I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
Two. Minutes.
#CatsofBluesky
@panny.bsky.social hey happy birthday!
February 2, 2026 at 12:46 PM
@panny.bsky.social hey happy birthday!
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Fuck yeah unleash the groundhogs.
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Fuck yeah unleash the groundhogs.
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as a reminder if you need cheering up you can just image search "Polish chickens" and it's completely free
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 AM
as a reminder if you need cheering up you can just image search "Polish chickens" and it's completely free
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This presents a nearly irresistible option for a journalistic second mention: 'the Grammy Award-winning spiritual leader'.
February 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
This presents a nearly irresistible option for a journalistic second mention: 'the Grammy Award-winning spiritual leader'.
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For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 PM
For every retweet I will make Zuckerberg’s creep glasses 5% thicker
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Many schools in northern Poland, as well as in the capital Warsaw, have closed due to cold temperatures, which fell well below -20°C in some places.
Meanwhile, the Motława River in Gdańsk has frozen for the first time since 2011, leading many people to walk on the ice despite warnings it is unsafe.
Meanwhile, the Motława River in Gdańsk has frozen for the first time since 2011, leading many people to walk on the ice despite warnings it is unsafe.
Schools close in Poland as temperatures drop below -20°C
notesfrompoland.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Many schools in northern Poland, as well as in the capital Warsaw, have closed due to cold temperatures, which fell well below -20°C in some places.
Meanwhile, the Motława River in Gdańsk has frozen for the first time since 2011, leading many people to walk on the ice despite warnings it is unsafe.
Meanwhile, the Motława River in Gdańsk has frozen for the first time since 2011, leading many people to walk on the ice despite warnings it is unsafe.