Captain Bionic
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fully bionic | sing John Ball | she/her
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"But if I can't act unfairly how will I do my job??" - managers, apparently
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
"But if I can't act unfairly how will I do my job??" - managers, apparently
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Forget Betteridge, we've found Bestridge's Law
Every question headline should end like this
“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
“Is Trump’s cognition in decline? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Will there be a third WICKED movie? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer”
“Who will go 1st in the NBA draft? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons” etc
Why do we find our pets so cute? Bold, bin-raiding raccoons may have a surprising answer | Helen Pilcher
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Forget Betteridge, we've found Bestridge's Law
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All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
All chess is 4D chess that's why they have that time clock thingy.
Just in time for Christmas!
Out soon. Does not contain artificial intelligence. Or much intelligence of any kind.
The Essence, Dave Hutchinson - Books - The Essence
NewCon Press is a multiple award-winning independent publisher specialising in science fiction, fantasy, dark fantasy and horror.
www.newconpress.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Just in time for Christmas!
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You can however preorder the CD here: folklondon.co.uk/product/morr...
or get it on Bandcamp here: folklondon.bandcamp.com/album/drive-...
or get it on Bandcamp here: folklondon.bandcamp.com/album/drive-...
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You can however preorder the CD here: folklondon.co.uk/product/morr...
or get it on Bandcamp here: folklondon.bandcamp.com/album/drive-...
or get it on Bandcamp here: folklondon.bandcamp.com/album/drive-...
people argue about some absolutely deranged shit on here, don't they
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
people argue about some absolutely deranged shit on here, don't they
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6th anniversary of this tweet!
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
6th anniversary of this tweet!
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YOU TELLIN ME TESCOS IS A BODEGA NOW
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
YOU TELLIN ME TESCOS IS A BODEGA NOW
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okay this is legitimately very dudes rock
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
okay this is legitimately very dudes rock
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'You're in the street, you see a delivery drone lying on its back in the hot sun. You recognize his plight, but you do nothing to help. Why?'"
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
'You're in the street, you see a delivery drone lying on its back in the hot sun. You recognize his plight, but you do nothing to help. Why?'"
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Co-op, once the self proclaimed most ethical retailer, replacing workers with drones
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Co-op, once the self proclaimed most ethical retailer, replacing workers with drones
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A friend is in Qatar and work has booked him into a hotel right next to this waterpark.
That looks like something from a post-apocalyptic Disney.
That looks like something from a post-apocalyptic Disney.
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 AM
A friend is in Qatar and work has booked him into a hotel right next to this waterpark.
That looks like something from a post-apocalyptic Disney.
That looks like something from a post-apocalyptic Disney.
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I do not, in any way, believe this is one of the first things you learn as a child in Italy
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I do not, in any way, believe this is one of the first things you learn as a child in Italy
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THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
THREAD.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
3 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he had been living, in rural Cornwall, and decided he wanted to live with us instead.
We decided to call him Jim.
This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st, 2022.
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Good piece about free jazz - I've always found it mesmerising, but ymmv
‘I almost always play it in hiding, alone’: can anyone get into free jazz, history’s most maligned music? www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
‘I almost always play it in hiding, alone’: can anyone get into free jazz, history’s most maligned music? www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
‘I almost always play it in hiding, alone’: can anyone get into free jazz, history’s most maligned music?
Even though he’s partial to hideous noise, free jazz is mostly unknown to the Guardian’s pop critic. A new guidebook from Sonic Youth’s Thurston Moore may change his mind
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Good piece about free jazz - I've always found it mesmerising, but ymmv
‘I almost always play it in hiding, alone’: can anyone get into free jazz, history’s most maligned music? www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
‘I almost always play it in hiding, alone’: can anyone get into free jazz, history’s most maligned music? www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
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LOVE THIS SO MUCH
A little girl peeks inside a tuba during the National Band Festival at Crystal Palace, London, 1923
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
LOVE THIS SO MUCH
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"Unions are for chumps."
"Work/life balance is for losers."
All of these fuckers; Destiné a la guillotine.
"Work/life balance is for losers."
All of these fuckers; Destiné a la guillotine.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
"Unions are for chumps."
"Work/life balance is for losers."
All of these fuckers; Destiné a la guillotine.
"Work/life balance is for losers."
All of these fuckers; Destiné a la guillotine.
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Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Rebellion had an author deliver a *year* early once; he'd misread the contract. Belted that sucker out in like 6 weeks. It was good, too.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Rebellion had an author deliver a *year* early once; he'd misread the contract. Belted that sucker out in like 6 weeks. It was good, too.
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@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Enormous grey fluff. +5 for flips and rolls, +7 for massive chonk, solid 12/10
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@thecatreviewer.bsky.social Enormous grey fluff. +5 for flips and rolls, +7 for massive chonk, solid 12/10
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.... although i was delighted to encounter this snake eating a caterpillar... damn... so many great wilderness experiences this year...
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
.... although i was delighted to encounter this snake eating a caterpillar... damn... so many great wilderness experiences this year...
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"Living? Our servants will do that for us"
- Axël, Auguste Villiers de l'Isle-Adam,1890
- Axël, Auguste Villiers de l'Isle-Adam,1890
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"Living? Our servants will do that for us"
- Axël, Auguste Villiers de l'Isle-Adam,1890
- Axël, Auguste Villiers de l'Isle-Adam,1890
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