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Pinned
Chippy tea
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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All I wanted ❤️

xkcd.com/3172/
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
when in doubt, marmite pasta
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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So good:

'The piece is witness to what can be done with people who move through the world in a different way...I know there is a whole world within Paul, and I wanted people to see it and hear it.'

#siblings #disability
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Just rewired a plug, like it's 1987 again
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.

The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).

www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Everyone shut up and look at this rectangular dog
Look at this rectangular dog
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Today I have measured chonk using the Aethelstan the first RULER of England ruler.
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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We gotta bring back shame in a big way
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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God bless the morning workplace greetings around here

US/UK:

- Hi!
- Hi! How are you?
- Hi! Wonderful, how are you?
- Hi! Great! Lovely to see you on this beautiful Monday morning.
- Hi! Same to you. How are the kids? How's life in general?

Poland:

- Cześć.
- ...
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Sign of the day
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Others have said it before, but if 'AI' was any good, they'd be charging us for it and we'd be happy to pay. Shoehorning it into every single aspect of people's lives just reeks of desperation.
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Hello Friday.
One of Sylvia Plath’s sketches.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Remembrance
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Walter de Staplecat, Simpkin IV, Teabag, Balthasar and Benny D Cat take the stage as we meet the college cats of Oxford. And, of course, Magdalen’s Ozymandias. Read on for our photo special. (Includes a cat map.) oxfordclarion.uk/college-cats...
College cats of Oxford
Once upon a time, we featured an image of Magdalen's kitten, Ozymandias, in our newsletter. We figured it might be a gentle contrast to our regular diet of planning and local politics. The grey ball ...
oxfordclarion.uk
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Always repost Paul Robeson singing I Dreamed I Saw Joe Hill Last Night to Scottish coal miners.
Remembering Joe Hill on the 110th anniversary of his murder by the state of Utah.

Paul Robeson singing "I Dreamed I Saw Joe Hill Last Night" to Scottish coal miners in 1949.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
In other news my flight is delayed and I just want to be home so much
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Went for a potter round Warsaw's Old Town yesterday
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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THE WORLD'S LARGEST CHEESE DIRECTORY
anyway I can't find a cheese to fit "...and I would've got away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky (cheese here)" but - BUTTT!!!! I *have* found an alphabetical list of all the cheeses in the WORLD and obviously this is going to come in VERY handy from now on
www.cheese.com/alphabetical/
Alphabetical List Of All Cheeses | Cheese.com
Cheese.com is the world’s largest cheese directory, here’s our list from A to Z of ALL cheeses. These are all the cheeses in the world in alphabetical order.
www.cheese.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
That's an excellent zapiekanka, 10/10
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I thought maybe some family, or mum's friends, might remember the anniversary. Oh well.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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OTD in 680 CE Hild of Whitby died. Ever year I celebrate. This year by a) showing off my fabulous, specially commissioned snakestone cast in silver to wear as a lapel pin, silver jacket pin cast in silver, and her death
b) my imagined version of her grave marker
Celebrating Hild
On this day in 680 CE Hild of Whitby, patron saint of learning and culture (including poetry) died. I mark her feast day because she marked my life, and my writing, indelibly.
nicolagriffith.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM