Fagatha Ghostie
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Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).
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ohhh noooo AI is trying to understand cryptic crosswords and brother it CANNOT
AI overview of an entirely wrong answer to a cryptic clue:

The cryptic crossword clue "place royal knocked back sweetened brew" likely corresponds to the answer CRAZE, a term used in the game "Word Craze," and suggests that "place" could refer to an area, "royal" could be a hint to a specific type of royal, "knocked back" means to drink or consume, and "sweetened brew" refers to a sweetened drink. The answer "CRAZE" can also be interpreted as a "fad" or "intense enthusiasm," which can be a more common definition of the word. 
Here's a breakdown of the clue: 

    Place: A reference to a physical location or an area.
    Royal: Can refer to a royal family member or a synonym for regal.
    Knocked back: A slang term for drinking a beverage quickly.
    Sweetened brew: A sweetened drink, or a reference to a specific type of brew, like a sweetened coffee or tea.
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joelnb.bsky.social
We're careening towards the future being a combination of Kate Bush's Deeper Understanding and EM Forster's The Machine Stops.
joelnb.bsky.social
I am only one episode in but I'll keep an eye out.

YouTube keeps suggesting that DebMess episode to me
joelnb.bsky.social
Oh I am devouring this garbage make no mistake
joelnb.bsky.social
With my finger ever on the pulse of popular culture, I am watching Smash. There is something utterly unhinged about casting Dylan Baker and Becky Ann Baker as Kat McPhee's parents.
joelnb.bsky.social
Ha! I love that. I appreciate Spongebob in the abstract but I'm too old for it to have been formative. That and Shrek. They're both like... sure?
joelnb.bsky.social
We're careening towards the future being a combination of Kate Bush's Deeper Understanding and EM Forster's The Machine Stops.
joelnb.bsky.social
Six fuckin' exclamation marks, man.
atrupar.com
Trump announces another strike "just off the Coast of Venezuela" that killed 6 people
Under my Standing Authorities as Commander-in-Chief, this morning, the Secretary of War, ordered a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel affiliated with a Designated Terrorist Organization (DTO) conducting narcotrafficking in the USSOUTHCOM area of responsibility — just off the Coast of Venezuela. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was trafficking narcotics, was associated with illicit narcoterrorist networks, and was transiting along a known DTO route. The strike was conducted in International Waters, and six male narcoterrorists aboard the vessel were killed in the strike. No U.S. Forces were harmed. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!!
joelnb.bsky.social
God everything about this is disgusting.
'Sorry the mentals were ruining it for you but good news, enough time has passed for us to stop pretending we care'
'Good news: It'll trap you in a sycophantic circle (but only because you want it to)'
'Good news: you can jork it'
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
joelnb.bsky.social
There are only three sources of money in politics: baby formula peddlers, road builders and the meat industry. What are those silly hippies going to do!?
joelnb.bsky.social
Sure, I'm old, not geriatric.

Depressed people in a sucky awful world is fully my bag.
joelnb.bsky.social
It's fascinating to be Extremely Online but at the upper age cohort of people likely to be Extremely Online because there's so much that I don't know because I was 20, not 12, when it emerged.
Dan and Phil are in a relationship! WHOMST?
The fuck is Smosh?
Why do you all love Spongebob so much?
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mildperil.bsky.social
That time he opened a shop. He has wares if you have coin
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joelnb.bsky.social
I think about the sentence 'Wineglasses, antique vases, Humpty Dumpty, hip bones, hearts: what breaks quickly generally mends slowly, if at all' all the time.
The Earthquake That Will Devastate the Pacific Northwest
When the Cascadia fault line ruptures, it could be North America’s worst natural disaster in recorded history.
www.newyorker.com
joelnb.bsky.social
Also this even though it's paywalled now and the NYT generally sucks
Jeong Kwan, the Philosopher Chef (Published 2015)
www.nytimes.com
joelnb.bsky.social
I think about the sentence 'Wineglasses, antique vases, Humpty Dumpty, hip bones, hearts: what breaks quickly generally mends slowly, if at all' all the time.
The Earthquake That Will Devastate the Pacific Northwest
When the Cascadia fault line ruptures, it could be North America’s worst natural disaster in recorded history.
www.newyorker.com
joelnb.bsky.social
What do you mean, he's weird and unpleasant to be around, and leads absolute bombs! He's a superstar!
joelnb.bsky.social
look at you surrounded by babes of course you were straight
joelnb.bsky.social
Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.
“I always say about people who do method acting, you only ever see people do the method when they’re playing an assholes,” Pattinson said in an interiew with Variety in November. “You never see someone being lovely to everyone while they’re really deep in character.”
joelnb.bsky.social
It's always like 'Here's Ken and Ryu jorkin' their two-foot-long cocks' and it's like ... why