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Fagatha Christie
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Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).
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Officer Barbrady from South Park with a speech bubble like he's saying the quoted post.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Simpsons screenshot. The scene after Homer builds a circus tent out of mashed potatoes and then yells he's going to clown college and runs off. The rest of the family are at the table and the potato tent is visible. Bart is saying 'I don't think any of us expected her to do that'.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I'll take 'grimly ironic' for $200 please Alex.
An AI-generated summary from the Bloomberg article about how AI summaries are ruining everyhing.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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The meme-y photo of a smiling Black woman in glasses, sitting with her knees up, wearing jeans and a blue T-shirt that says 'EX-homosexual' except I edited it to say 'EX-asterbated'
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Quote from Carpe Jugulum, Granny Weatherwax talking to Mightily Oats: "Sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That's what sin is." "It's a lot more complicated than that--" "No. It ain't. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth. People as things, that's where it starts." "Oh, I'm sure there are worse crimes--" "But they starts with thinking about people as things..."
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Every day we stray further from God's light.
A four pack of Milky Way croissants
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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No thoughts just this photo of Morgan Spector and Carrie Coon.
The actor Morgan Spector seen in a mirror's reflection - an olive-skinned man with a dense dark beard and black hair. He is shirtless with his arm up over his head on the edge of the mirror, showing his armpit. He has a few tattoos and a hairy chest. In the background is his Gilded Age co-star Carrie Coon. She's got short hair, bleached and slicked back, and his wearing a black lace corset and black tights, staring into the middle distance.
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Debra Messing instagram screenshot - she looks drained as fuck and the caption is just THE AGONY in black text in a yellow box
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Same energy
The Sims meme with the baby on fire on the floor and a woman at the computer ignoring it
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
Helle Thorning-Schmidt, the former Danish PM, saying 'Why are you doing this now?' with a furious look on her face in a scene that is actually from reality but I for years thought was Jessica Hynes in an Armando Iannuci sketch.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Demi Lovato: Get a job Stay away from her
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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The Princess Daisy/Princess Peach meme, where Daisy is leaning in to Peach and saying 'Don't you want to go ape shit?', except Daisy is saying 'Where's your fucking poppy?'
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Watched Fantastic Four: First Steps.
Aretha Franklin when she's saying 'Great gowns, beautiful gowns'
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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The words Gay for Pay in the Zohran Mamdani campaign font
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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The words 'Milk for Jill' in the Mamdani campaign style - blue background with yellow all caps writing. The word milk has a red drop shadow.
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Robins don't give a shit, man.
A (British) robin perched on a branch. A Y-shape of twigs is in the foreground and still green leaves are behind. A yellow leaf is at the top of the frame. The robin is at three quarters view and a little bit puffed up for the cold so he is quite spherical. He's looking towards the camera. It's possible to make out individual wing feathers because I got very close because robins have no fear.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I'm still not over @beardynoise.bsky.social describing Claudia Winkleman in The Traitors as 'a cunty triangle' and then coming home to watch it and immediately seeing this.
Claudia Winkleman, a white lady standing outside a castle with flaming braziers by her. She's got a very heavy fringe and long dark hair that flows into her black cape, and her legs are sticking out below. She does indeed look like a cunty triangle.
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Never. That bitch knows what he did.
A room absolutely drenched in blood splatter with the words 'Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent'.
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Your energy in this post:
A truck that has jackknifed in a tunnel so the cab is at 90 degrees tot he trailer, looking like it is turning around over its shoulder to say 'What the fuck did you just say to me?'
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Muppets Christmas Carol. Gonzo and Rizzo at the end, Gonzo is saying 'And Wes Streeting, who was NOT progressive'.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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A yumyum with a bite out of it with MS Paint annotations to make it look like a cat
November 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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This is chic and I love it but it *absolutely* should have had a pierced hole in it (near the top so nothing falls out) to mimic the The Very Hungry Caterpillar pages and I'm honestly furious that it doesn't.
A Dior tote bag with the cover of The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle on it, including the illustration of the caterpillar with his fuzzy green body and red head. I've crudely put a circle on the top left to show where it should have had a pierced hole in it.
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Time once again for my favourite meme I made:
The meme of Marge Simpson holding a potato and saying 'I just think they're neat!' except she's holding a photo of a desire path where people have walked straight through a circular grass mound rather than on the path around it.
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Obsessed with Smash's idea that this is the hand writing of a an adult man in his mid 30s.
A letter, ostensibly from an adult man begging his girlfriend for forgiveness, but it's all in non-cursive print in Sharpie, with the careful rounded letters of a grade schooler who's concentrating really hard
November 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM