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WulfHelm

@wulfhelm.bsky.social

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Bretwalda of the Angli. Generous host of the Mead Hall Lord of Wülferhampton. Please use your Gods responsibly. Hinc videre possum domum tuam.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · Mar 14

The sun will rise in the East tomorrow.

Your attendance is not required.

It would be nice if you were there though.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 50m

#TrueFact

Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 57m

I was listening to an American in the UK. He said if a Brit is presented with a roast dinner, without a Yorkshire pudding. This will result in a strongly worded stabbing. @colonelescargot.bsky.social @rachel4742.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @bsky.pickpear.com @hill-hillbill.bsky.social

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Jalata @jalata.bsky.social · 13h

Regarding moss: people need to know that “sphagnum” is an anagram of “hung spam.”

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Sarah Deaves @sarahdeaves.bsky.social · 2h

First redwing of the season, south Liverpool. 🥰🪶

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h

a close up of a brown owl with a very angry look on its face

ALT: a close up of a brown owl with a very angry look on its face

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 16h

Rice and a hard boiled egg?

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 17h

#ShitBirdPhotos

Charles𖦹Gardener ✹ @charlesgardener.bsky.social · 23h

@wulfhelm.bsky.social
#mallardmonday

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 17h

#ShitBirdPhotos

Leland L @lancasterjohng.bsky.social · 17h

Two crow,
Or not to crow,
That is the question.

Or not.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 17h

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) rare ribeye steak, baked flat mushrooms, herb crusted baked tomatoes, skin on seasoned wedgies wiv fried eggs on top.

Lower tables. As above, but spam, just spam.

Vegetarian/vegan option. Moss.

Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

One two, on, two....

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

Now you tell me.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

I imagined it would be a sword day, a spear day, a day of shattered shields, and oaths kept, at whatever cost, and the sun going down in the West.

But no.

It's shitting in a box and posting your turd to the #NHS

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

That's just Joinery Peter.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

*lamb burgers*

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

Yon Orange cunt never had a pet.

But if he did?

It was delicious.

WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

Without written permission?

Brave.

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

For balance.

Martin Luther.

What a cunt.

WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

Popey McPopeface says lies 'ARE BAD' having just forgotten the last two thousand years of the actual fucking CATHOLIC CHURCH.

apnews.com/article/pope...

Pope urges news agencies to stand as bulwark against lies, manipulation and post-truths

Pope Leo XIV has encouraged international news agencies to stand firm as a bulwark against the “ancient art of lying” and manipulation.

apnews.com

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing glasses and an orange suit is making a funny face and saying nerd alert .

ALT: a man wearing glasses and an orange suit is making a funny face and saying nerd alert .

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

a soldier with a helmet on says a bit late

ALT: a soldier with a helmet on says a bit late

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

Popey McPopeface says lies 'ARE BAD' having just forgotten the last two thousand years of the actual fucking CATHOLIC CHURCH.

apnews.com/article/pope...

Pope urges news agencies to stand as bulwark against lies, manipulation and post-truths

Pope Leo XIV has encouraged international news agencies to stand firm as a bulwark against the “ancient art of lying” and manipulation.

apnews.com

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

I. SAID. ALLEGEDLY. CHRISTOPHER. ARE. YOU. A FUCKING. COPYRIGHT. LAWYER. OR. SOMETHING. CHRISTOPHER?

WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 1d

Just me?

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