Chito (reads like Cheeto)
@caldodefrijol.bsky.social
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You have to love yourself even though you think you suck
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
You have to love yourself even though you think you suck
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Black Friday. Dark Saturday. The Doom that Came to Sunday
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Black Friday. Dark Saturday. The Doom that Came to Sunday
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Me: Not today, Satan.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me: Not today, Satan.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
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in the lab trying to turn a regular penis into a sucked penis
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
in the lab trying to turn a regular penis into a sucked penis
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I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
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i wish i could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i wish i could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp
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however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
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My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My favorite childhood memory is having a strong bladder.
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Army barbers get paid to shave their privates.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Army barbers get paid to shave their privates.
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
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People destroying our finite natural resources so they can generate AI pornography is perfectly representative of our species
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
People destroying our finite natural resources so they can generate AI pornography is perfectly representative of our species
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
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Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
July 10, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
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you don't understand. this technology makes my job inserting ads into shit that didn't have ads before so much easier. we can even incorrectly guess your skull shape from your click patterns to better serve you ads now
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
you don't understand. this technology makes my job inserting ads into shit that didn't have ads before so much easier. we can even incorrectly guess your skull shape from your click patterns to better serve you ads now
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Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Skip the bullshit.
Inject your turkey with Heroin
Inject your turkey with Heroin
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one of these but with a hot dog
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
one of these but with a hot dog
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The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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Every recent "culture war" was driven by bots.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Every recent "culture war" was driven by bots.
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
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a soup bowl that changes color once your soup has cooled to an optimal temperature
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
a soup bowl that changes color once your soup has cooled to an optimal temperature