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Jac
@dairyqueenslime.bsky.social
machine men with machine minds and machine hearts
being satanist is reddit
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Getting an F in my cat-skinning class because I could only remember the one way
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
it remains interesting to me that Stephen Miller thinks he can wrangle the white nationalist movement into including jews. and he might be able to, as long there are muslims to focus on first. after that period though, good luck brotha
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Interpreting the Sacred Posts to my flock of lay followers
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
2 building alarms have gone off so far today
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
In my country we celebrate "Stanksgiving" and everyone fucking hates it
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i don't get paid until next week so try to save the sales until then
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Didn't have any tea so I microwaved this mug of gin for you
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
NECRONOMIDOL - santa sangre
Listen to santa sangre on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Red Dead Redemption 2
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Food and family are literally so important in my culture. So is being homophobic
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
even if AI did help you code faster, what's the end goal. do you get to go home early? is your work week shortened commensurately? or do you just get assigned more work
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
middle of the X-Files, Mulder replaced by a Chinese man. Scully calls him Chinese Mulder for the rest of the show and otherwise does not address it or acknowledge that anything has changed
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You better have brought enough porno for everyone
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
boss asking why i'm not working, dude doesn't even know that the crooked tree continues to grow undisturbed by the axe 😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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these days harder an harder to figure out which megacorp realy love an care about u
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Honey, your hentai shipment is here. Do you want to come get it or should I just leave it outside your goon cave?
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
the click-thru rate for online ads has to be like 0.00001% or something right. how does that industry still exist
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
answered a data call i think i'm done for the day
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My startup makes underwear that fondles your balls
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
you don't understand. this technology makes my job inserting ads into shit that didn't have ads before so much easier. we can even incorrectly guess your skull shape from your click patterns to better serve you ads now
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
remaking Oldboy in English is one of the most disrespectful things this country has ever done
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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From the creators of "Honey I Shrunk The Kids and Then I Accidentally Ated Them And Then They Got Big In My Tummy and Now My Tummy's Big" and "Pregnant Baby 2: What Happens in Vegas" comes a heartwarming story for the whole family critics are calling "disturbing" and "legal somehow"
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM