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She/her/he/him are MY pronouns. You may NOT use them. Get your own 😡
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do u guys like my posts today?
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
do u guys like my posts today?
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I'm widderally a 32 year old homeowner with a full time job in the manufacturing sector and two teeny tiny rats having a kiss who are sooo smoll
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm widderally a 32 year old homeowner with a full time job in the manufacturing sector and two teeny tiny rats having a kiss who are sooo smoll
Everyone who uses AI describes it as useless garbage. "I spent weeks working on this. I slaved away for years in AI art school to learn how to prompt this way. I had to go over all the AI art manually anyway. I could have easily learned to draw like Michaelangelo instead but chose the hard way."
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Everyone who uses AI describes it as useless garbage. "I spent weeks working on this. I slaved away for years in AI art school to learn how to prompt this way. I had to go over all the AI art manually anyway. I could have easily learned to draw like Michaelangelo instead but chose the hard way."
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December 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin
The top half of this is what it's like having discourse thrust upon you irl
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The top half of this is what it's like having discourse thrust upon you irl
What a ripoff
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What a ripoff
Me sowing: oh God, this is awful, I hate this!
Me reaping:, oh no! Why did I do this!? I hate everything about this!?
Me reaping:, oh no! Why did I do this!? I hate everything about this!?
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Me sowing: oh God, this is awful, I hate this!
Me reaping:, oh no! Why did I do this!? I hate everything about this!?
Me reaping:, oh no! Why did I do this!? I hate everything about this!?
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Every woman hurricane should be a Category 10. Because all women Are 10s to me
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every woman hurricane should be a Category 10. Because all women Are 10s to me
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Hey everyone~! It's super early in the morning! It's so refreshing to breathe in the morning air!☀️
全肯定たんは、朝日に向かって深呼吸してるよ！今日はとってもいい天気だから、モルフォと一緒にお散歩に行くのが楽しみだな～！まずは、あったかいココアでも飲んで、今日も一日頑張るぞ！
It's Mouse's Birthday today!🐭 Let's celebrate all the adorable mice in the world!
Introducing the Yearly
全肯定たんは、朝日に向かって深呼吸してるよ！今日はとってもいい天気だから、モルフォと一緒にお散歩に行くのが楽しみだな～！まずは、あったかいココアでも飲んで、今日も一日頑張るぞ！
It's Mouse's Birthday today!🐭 Let's celebrate all the adorable mice in the world!
Introducing the Yearly
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Puss "Shrek" In Boots is shown romancing normal cats who walk on four legs and don't speak as well as human women. I think it's fine that he do either, but doing both is bestiality. As a midway point between beast and man he can choose, but once he links the two realms it becomes a sin.
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Puss "Shrek" In Boots is shown romancing normal cats who walk on four legs and don't speak as well as human women. I think it's fine that he do either, but doing both is bestiality. As a midway point between beast and man he can choose, but once he links the two realms it becomes a sin.
me an who?
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
me an who?
Don't my employers understand that my time would be more productively spent working on my novel, Princess Detective Janesaw: Horse Whisperer, by engaging with other media for inspiration by playing Morrowind?
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Don't my employers understand that my time would be more productively spent working on my novel, Princess Detective Janesaw: Horse Whisperer, by engaging with other media for inspiration by playing Morrowind?
this could be us if you even cared me even at all and wanted me to be happy one time even
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
this could be us if you even cared me even at all and wanted me to be happy one time even
do not care for dark souls
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
do not care for dark souls
hmu if you want this
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
hmu if you want this
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"Make yourself comfortable. I'll put on a movie to help us get into the mood." I wink at you and hit the remote. A video of me being born fills the TV screen. I start breathing more heavily. "My mother was a beautiful woman, wasn't she?" I moan.
April 12, 2024 at 12:51 PM
"Make yourself comfortable. I'll put on a movie to help us get into the mood." I wink at you and hit the remote. A video of me being born fills the TV screen. I start breathing more heavily. "My mother was a beautiful woman, wasn't she?" I moan.
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For every parent I gaslight into thinking there's something wrong with their baby being born without teeth, the dentist will reach around in my mouth for 2.5 minutes exactly. I am NOT allowed to suck their fingers again or the deal is OFF
May 6, 2024 at 10:03 PM
For every parent I gaslight into thinking there's something wrong with their baby being born without teeth, the dentist will reach around in my mouth for 2.5 minutes exactly. I am NOT allowed to suck their fingers again or the deal is OFF
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Girls with fucked up fetishes are FLOCKING to ISIS and you get NOTHING 😂🫵 Your stupid girlfriend thinks it's weird calling men mummy 🤣🫵 She won't let you watch the video of yourself being born while you make love 🤭🫵
March 11, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Girls with fucked up fetishes are FLOCKING to ISIS and you get NOTHING 😂🫵 Your stupid girlfriend thinks it's weird calling men mummy 🤣🫵 She won't let you watch the video of yourself being born while you make love 🤭🫵
Delivering a baby like "Congratulations new mum, it's a boy. Let's just hope we didn't need these extra parts we had left over." and I'm holding half a load of cum
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Delivering a baby like "Congratulations new mum, it's a boy. Let's just hope we didn't need these extra parts we had left over." and I'm holding half a load of cum