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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺

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She/her/he/him are MY pronouns. You may NOT use them. Get your own 😡

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · Sep 14

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 23m

Then they will let me ride on their large shoulders to buy me cheese and let me eat the cheese directly from their hand and cuddle me while we watch movies together

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 25m

I need to warn them and then they will kiss me on the forehead as a thank you and call me a brave rat

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 28m

Not the musclegirls!!! 😰

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 2h

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 3h

weeeeee!

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 4h

Sounds like something a type of large rat who is in denial about being a rat would say

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 4h

I sit in my study, late at night, placing another gold star on a "2rats' good boy points" chart. Filling the chart, I make a satisfied sound that would discomfort any who could hear it before placing the chart atop one of the immense piles of charts surrounding me. I place a sticker on a new chart.

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 5h

you will learn what it means to suffer

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 5h

cat is kind of large rat, like buynyny or croncodile or elephant

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 8h

kind of squeak from cat (kind of rat)

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 11h

squeeeeaaakkk

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 11h

meow meow meow (kind of squeak squeak squeak)

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 14h

I squeak squeak squeak!!!

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 14h

bnuunny (kind of large rat=🐈)

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 14h

Hewooo 🐁🐀 🐈

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 14h

If you drop out you can come work as a maidboy for rats

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 1d

Both Marios are full blood brothers with the same Luigi but are not related to each other at all. This is called The Mystery of the Trinity

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 1d

Super Mario would never do that. Standard Mario, though, is a villain, as I have repeatedly demonstrated (he is the one who go-karts with Mario, while Super Mario fights him (Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine etc.))

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 1d

H h hell yeah

🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 1d

Mad at boys in pants myself

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 1d

I'm all fine with "this is the way the devs intended" settings and a "are you sure you want to turn on weird niche mode?" but if it takes between no time and 10 minutes for a feature to be in the game put it in the game. Give me the dev tools. Let me mod my game easy.

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 1d

I play every game on super dooper hard mode, but when it comes to difficulty discourse, there should be an easy mode and I should be able to make it harder and I should be able to turn off every part of my HUD, I am the human being and it is a machine and it should do what I want.

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 1d

Not even a LGBT thing: I pay for the game, I should be able to put on whatever clothes I want. I should be able to pause when I want, there should be a difficulty menu that lets me set damage I take from 0% to 10000% of standard, they should leave in the dev console so I can spawn 1000 cabbages

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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺 @2ratskissing.bsky.social · 1d

woah, they're literally me