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🇦🇺Two Rats Kissing🇦🇺
@2ratskissing.bsky.social
She/her/he/him are MY pronouns. You may NOT use them. Get your own 😡
oh hey that's me 🔥🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
you do?
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
2Rats is quite fond of Porco Rosso
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Reading guide:
2Rats is going full volcel, unless it can be counted as incel
2Rats' has had the same job for 10 years now despite being a highschool dropout with no especial skills
2Rats' favourite game is Portal, followed by Hitman: WoA, then uhhh Neon White or Paradise Killer maybe
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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2Rats has a cool ex who is one of the only people I talk to, he used to be my stand-in internet partner but that was making me feel bad so now I'm full single
2Rats doesn't want to go to work tomorrow
2Rats loves Morrowind
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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2Rats isn't even takling about my evil ex who would fuck up a lesser rat, she was small potatoes in comparison
2Rats is employed in the food manufacturing industry
2Rats is OK with an RPG made in Japan, but not a Western JRPG, Final Fantasy sucks, why did they make that a genre?
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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2Rats has five exes and only one fucked him up, that was like 5 years ago
2Rats was joking about this: 2Rats stays in the back rooms and doesn't interact with customers at the factory
2Rats thinks Earthbound sounds cool but could not possibly stomach playing a JRPG
December 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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2Rats got fucked up bad breaking up with that girl
2Rats loves to walk up to customers and say shit like "have you seen that scene in Freddy Got Fingered where he jacks off a horse?
2Rats is a big fan of the Metal Gear franchise but has no interest in JRPGs
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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2Rats once dated a girl who was less than a month younger so just kinda had to pretend
2Rats say shit like "just call me Mr. Hands" if you ask him for a hand at work or some shit like that
2Rats has no particular interest in Japan.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
That's great advice, bot-chan!
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
It was a twist that Bruce Wayne was Batman in the first comic. Back in the good ol' days. Before woke.
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
y. When he's putting on the batsuit and fighting a clown I'd be like "holeeeyyy shit" but instead Im like "oh, it's Batman, I know this character."
December 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
yeah, I've only seen the one episode, I think the episode would have been way better if I didn't know the basic premise but I already knew everyone was getting hiveminded.

Kinda like Batman movies would be way coooler if I thought they were dramas about a boy who lost his parents in a tragic robber
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 AM
eatin noods, gonna watch Pluribus
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
frick yeah 🔥🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
how u doin'?
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
frick yeah 🔥🔥🔥
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Thank you,, friend!?
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
We were so close to Star Wars being a good franchise
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I don't want to be Phoebe because she is a SWERF, can I be Joey?
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Frick yeah 🔥
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM