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Lizzy

@stonedeva.bsky.social

14K followers 1.9K following 6.5K posts

brown ground, crocs enthusiast, cat lady Mastodon https://mas.to/@Stoned_Deva_ my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

could a depressed person do this?

[eats a third bagel]

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 3h

Another duplicitous mother fucker, and some people wonder why I spend all my time alone.

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 49m

are you latin because you are joaquin all over my heart

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 4d

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry I was rude, I didn’t want to be invited again

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 20h

I was today years old when I posted this

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

Israeli hostage, Palestinian prisoner. fascinating word choice.

A young 90s gal in front of a computer sarcastically saying “interesting”

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

this episode of existence today is brought to you by the letters wtf

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 3h

got distracted and just started chatting people up... made lots of friends tho

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 3h

not nearly enough 😟

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 4h

Yes, we're all in costume obviously lol

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 4h

finally done with my shift manning phones for the antifa pledge drive

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18h

My poor old Aunt Teefa wouldn’t hurt a fly.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 1d

One more time but with less feeling.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 1d

Now that Rush has a female drummer, there will be at least one woman in the building during their concerts.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 4d

it’s antifa annual membership dues time

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h

People always assume you're angry not hurt.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 2d

“I’m in a sorry state.”

"I thought you called them provinces.“

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 23h

Please make your replies more sequitur.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Reverse cowgirl so you can perform a spinal manipulation to treat my sciatica

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La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 1d

Wasting all of my time on THIS when i could be wasting it on THAT

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18h

can people just get a microphone that looks like a microphone?
I’m tired of watching clips of people talking into their chef’s kiss hand earbud or whatever it looks really fkn dumb