BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s
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whackmorris.bsky.social
They don’t want you to know this, but Hulk Hogan died taking a shit.
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jslow.bsky.social
I bet I could punt a leprechaun across the street.
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sgeez.bsky.social
Hop in,
Full tank.
patnspankme.bsky.social
a Nestea plunge into an active volcano would fix me
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weeder.bsky.social
Twitter users, at gunpoint: Fine ugh I'll try bluesky 🙄
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)
patnspankme.bsky.social
a Nestea plunge into an active volcano would fix me
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soundwave187.bsky.social
Humans in cartoons: that animal can talk & it's addressing me in a language I know. This can only end well.

Rabbit: What's up dick?
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scarrletmoon.bsky.social
im going to attempt at least one more writing sprint instead of looking at my phone
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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bogbird.bsky.social
if aliens visited earth, i’d be one of the dumbass humans who starts the human-alien war because i’d demand to eat an alien
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cupcakechainsaw.bsky.social
my love language is cooking you yummy food and making cutesie crafts hehehehe
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vexedfluxation.bsky.social
I dunno man, sometimes you just gotta get irresponsibly drunk and listen to Tom Waits about it
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fragboner.bsky.social
Should I blow a hit into the ps3 give it some gas hahahahaha
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
i dont need AI to jerk off. like a good red blood american, i get horny for the Green M&M
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Heads up numbnuts we mean this
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Welcome, new followers. Please add alt text to the images you post. What is alt text? Glad you asked:
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A brief thread on alt-text.

Alt text is descriptive text that conveys the meaning of an image. It's designed to make visual content accessible to people with vision disabilities. When a person uses assistive technology such as a screen reader, the screen reader will read the onscreen text aloud 1/7
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georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
You can literally make up stats and 77% of people will believe you
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spleenly.bsky.social
Sorry you were trying to save face and I ate it.
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weeder.bsky.social
Before I die, I want to finish a three course meal and tell the server "Everything again, please. Re-rack it. Let's do it all one more time."
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silentverse.bsky.social
There is nothing new, nothing that hasn’t already been done, except no one else ever loved you the way that I did.
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ashleysays.bsky.social
You’re in his DMs

I’m sexting with his ai girlfriend
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lscrapl.bsky.social
i want to do one of those skeets too but i can't read
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los-los.bsky.social
getting home realizing you smell like you rolled in someone’s junk is always worth the korean restaurant