Callahan Dupont the Unseemly Ksc
@vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Tired. In a worse mood than you. Voted most likely to shit in your cereal. Diogenes was right.
No gods, no kings, no linear fucking time.
He/him
No gods, no kings, no linear fucking time.
He/him
Pinned
At least my fake religion is stupid on purpose
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The US agent that has to read 5 years of my social media posts is going to shit his pants in horror. I assume they'll just feed it to an AI and ask: Does this guy hate democracy? Y/N
Hopefully the AI has virtual pants to shit in.
Hopefully the AI has virtual pants to shit in.
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The US agent that has to read 5 years of my social media posts is going to shit his pants in horror. I assume they'll just feed it to an AI and ask: Does this guy hate democracy? Y/N
Hopefully the AI has virtual pants to shit in.
Hopefully the AI has virtual pants to shit in.
Well now I'm just panicking
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and has plans that didn't fall through this time?
👍🏼this moi👍🏼
👍🏼this moi👍🏼
December 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Well now I'm just panicking
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*feeling an inner spark of divinity awaken forever altering my cognition and viewpoint*
Well great this is gonna be a pain in the ass to explain to everybody
Well great this is gonna be a pain in the ass to explain to everybody
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
*feeling an inner spark of divinity awaken forever altering my cognition and viewpoint*
Well great this is gonna be a pain in the ass to explain to everybody
Well great this is gonna be a pain in the ass to explain to everybody
For even more attention, do this with your legs
want to get noticed?
walk with your arms in phase with each other instead of antiphase.
walk with your arms in phase with each other instead of antiphase.
December 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
For even more attention, do this with your legs
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and has plans that didn't fall through this time?
👍🏼this moi👍🏼
👍🏼this moi👍🏼
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and has plans that didn't fall through this time?
👍🏼this moi👍🏼
👍🏼this moi👍🏼
Listening to Metal Circus by Hüsker Dü which I had not ever done before and I think I could get as obsessed as I did with Big Blacks' Atomiser, which is to say, I hope anyone coming over likes the Dü, because that's what we're listening to for the foreseeable future
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Listening to Metal Circus by Hüsker Dü which I had not ever done before and I think I could get as obsessed as I did with Big Blacks' Atomiser, which is to say, I hope anyone coming over likes the Dü, because that's what we're listening to for the foreseeable future
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*walking into my kitchen wearing a toga and holding a plucked chicken*
BEHOLD, A FIFTEEN MINUTE CITY
BEHOLD, A FIFTEEN MINUTE CITY
the "15 minute city" is an urban planning concept where residents can access a big bowl of hot soup within 15 minutes of waking up in the morning. if other less important things like going to the doctor take a little longer that's okay
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
*walking into my kitchen wearing a toga and holding a plucked chicken*
BEHOLD, A FIFTEEN MINUTE CITY
BEHOLD, A FIFTEEN MINUTE CITY
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bands asking for drummers. Just get a Roland drum machine. Big Black had one, and look what wonders it did for their music. Also, they likely won't get to the third album or something and start getting lofty ideas about singing a song.
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
bands asking for drummers. Just get a Roland drum machine. Big Black had one, and look what wonders it did for their music. Also, they likely won't get to the third album or something and start getting lofty ideas about singing a song.
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Santa has a list of good and bad children. Yet another third party harvesting data.
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Santa has a list of good and bad children. Yet another third party harvesting data.
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
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happy birthday to the goat
Tom Waits - "God's Away On Business"
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
happy birthday to the goat
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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The music you danced to, completely off your head, in a field at illegal raves in your late teens/early 20‘s is the same music you’ll listen to while you scrub your toilet in your late 40’s.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The music you danced to, completely off your head, in a field at illegal raves in your late teens/early 20‘s is the same music you’ll listen to while you scrub your toilet in your late 40’s.
You don't meet nice gails in coffee shops
Go ahead and call the cops…
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
You don't meet nice gails in coffee shops
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As people are more motivated than ever to move away from Spotify, this is the perfect time to remind you that WinAmp still exists and you can still make and use skins for it and many are archived.
It's pretty perfect as a pared-down "just play my damn music on my computer" player.
It's pretty perfect as a pared-down "just play my damn music on my computer" player.
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
As people are more motivated than ever to move away from Spotify, this is the perfect time to remind you that WinAmp still exists and you can still make and use skins for it and many are archived.
It's pretty perfect as a pared-down "just play my damn music on my computer" player.
It's pretty perfect as a pared-down "just play my damn music on my computer" player.
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Silent metro car:
Turning to my silent seat-mate and calmly saying:
Turning to my silent seat-mate and calmly saying:
If I was a raccoon I would leave presents at the good houses and piss and shit in the ac units of the bad ones
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Silent metro car:
Turning to my silent seat-mate and calmly saying:
Turning to my silent seat-mate and calmly saying:
Why didn't anyone tell me about Dag Nasty? Honest to Eris, what do I even pay you people for?
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me about Dag Nasty? Honest to Eris, what do I even pay you people for?
You're in the pub talking about how Nigel isn't racist enough, I'm in the pub discussing how galactic panspermia is usually a theory that devolves into eugenics. We're not the same.
(You're a cunt)
(You're a cunt)
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You're in the pub talking about how Nigel isn't racist enough, I'm in the pub discussing how galactic panspermia is usually a theory that devolves into eugenics. We're not the same.
(You're a cunt)
(You're a cunt)
Sometimes Gail says things and I have no idea what they mean but I feel it in my bones that they're correct and true
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sometimes Gail says things and I have no idea what they mean but I feel it in my bones that they're correct and true
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. Been fucked all year by the state/feds & they’re only getting started. I’m in trade school & also currently taking care of my mom’s cats while she recovers from hip replacement & getting dad settled in memory care. It’s a lot. Plz help/share
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. Been fucked all year by the state/feds & they’re only getting started. I’m in trade school & also currently taking care of my mom’s cats while she recovers from hip replacement & getting dad settled in memory care. It’s a lot. Plz help/share
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
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If you put your ear to the coffin lid, you can hear your family pretending to be sad about you.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you put your ear to the coffin lid, you can hear your family pretending to be sad about you.
I absolutely am
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I absolutely am