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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc

@vexedfluxation.bsky.social

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I'm the one I'm the one I'm the one they call the seventh (fail)son He/him

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 10d

Star light
Star bright
Last star you'll see tonight
(That's a planet you cunt)

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Jan 17

Me: Haha it's my hole it was made for me. You ever see that meme?

Guy watching me dig my own grave at gunpoint: Just keep digging

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 10h

look we've all spent a lot of time thinking about what kind of knives our mutuals would carry based upon their posting styles

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11h

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 9h

Here the thing tho, if everyone who is against fascism actually did organise and become an organisation, that'd be really fucking funny because it'd be seven billion people versus a bunch of rich cunts. Like, it's a big club and you're not in it, but in reverse

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 9h

I love you
You love me
Fash eat shit eternally

Michael Edison Hayden @michaelehayden.bsky.social · 6d

I love when Andy Ngo does one of his David Attenborough-style posts about Antifa and highlights some kid who took a bong rip and waddled into the protest dressed like a giant muppet.

My favorite flavor of his commentary by far.

Andy Ngo wants to draw your attention to Barney the dinosaur

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 9h

My girlfriend goes to a different Antifa and she's waaaaay hotter so

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 6d

Um, as the founder of Antifa I just want to reassure my partner that that's not my girlfriend

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 9h

Sorry, I'm suffering a not insubstantial amount of emotional whiplash

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 9h

Fuck, I don't know if bluski is ready for me in a good fucken mood but it's happening anyway. Is this hopepunk? Am I doing a cheerycore? Fuck you

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 9h

I'm chuckling like Sid James over here because DAMN

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 9h

I'm just saying that if invite codes were still a thing here, I'd give her one, if you know what I mean

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 10h

Me(to my imaginary therapist who I invented the other day who says I don't express my emotions): oh yeah? Well how do you explain this, muTHafUkkKa

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 10h

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin' FUCK YEAH. WHOOOOP. HOTSHIT GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKIN FUCK YEAH. WAHOOOO

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 10h

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckin' FUCK YEAH. WHOOOOP. HOTSHIT GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKIN FUCK YEAH. WAHOOOO

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 12h

Starting a shoegaze mumblecore band called the Teflon Likes of Bluesky

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 12h

Yo, my likes aren't sticking for some reason. If y'all did a post and you noticed I didn't like it, I definitely did but like, well, like I said...

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit I just realised it's like, half way through October and I didn't see a single "hey did anyone wake the guy from green day up?" post.

Excellent job, folks. Proud of you

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck you for making me perform the task of checking that you actually wrote the alt text for the image instead of just typing "alt text" in the field, you miserable, lazy, useless cunt

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Who has two thumbs, limited French and is going to sleep in a real bed tonight like a fanceh boi?

a woman in a suit stands in front of a sign that says this moi

Alt: Liz Lemon from 30rock, gesturing to herself with her thumbs and saying "This moi." Gif is slightly misleading as it is in fact, me who will be sleeping in a real bed like a fanceh boi. I do not know what Lemon's sleeping arrangements are

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 1d

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 1d

Boom, a cheque falls into your lap

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

Your honour, look at this schmuck. This absolute goober. This abject, drooling goon

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PUMPKIN SPICE SLUGGO @saintsluggo.bsky.social · 3d

“My client is an easily led dipshit, a buffoon, if you will” is a defense strategy with mixed results at best so I suppose it’s all out attack on the ai company, which is only right and proper.

Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 3d

One day I’m going to have to defend someone who was told to commit a crime by ChatGPT huh

performative male @milesklee.bsky.social · 3d

If the Palisades Fire suspect goes to trial, he’ll be one of the first people in the U.S. to have his ChatGPT history used against him in a criminal prosecution. I spoke to tech and legal experts about the future of digital evidence:

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only.)

Let's Get Big Tits

TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 3d

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only.)

Longers. Gushers. Bangers. Tantalizers.

TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 3d

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only)

"Leftist Grandmas Bomb Terrorists"

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

I had to look up song names because we all memory holed that shit

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

Im surprised it didn't happen Last Summer, but y'know, at least he's Where He Belongs. Interesting that some people Still Kill the Old Way

Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

There's some guy standing on the rooftops singing his heart out about a dead nonce? Wonder what THAT'S all about

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Eidorb the Unseemly Ksc @vexedfluxation.bsky.social · 3d

I'm waiting myself. My inside source is on the last train home.