Callahan Dupont the Unseemly Ksc
@vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Tired. In a worse mood than you. Voted most likely to shit in your cereal. Diogenes was right.
No gods, no kings, no linear fucking time.
He/him
No gods, no kings, no linear fucking time.
He/him
Pinned
At least my fake religion is stupid on purpose
Sometimes Gail says things and I have no idea what they mean but I feel it in my bones that they're correct and true
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sometimes Gail says things and I have no idea what they mean but I feel it in my bones that they're correct and true
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. Been fucked all year by the state/feds & they’re only getting started. I’m in trade school & also currently taking care of my mom’s cats while she recovers from hip replacement & getting dad settled in memory care. It’s a lot. Plz help/share
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
ICYMI last 6 yrs I’ve run a vape/CBD shop in TX. Been fucked all year by the state/feds & they’re only getting started. I’m in trade school & also currently taking care of my mom’s cats while she recovers from hip replacement & getting dad settled in memory care. It’s a lot. Plz help/share
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
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If you put your ear to the coffin lid, you can hear your family pretending to be sad about you.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you put your ear to the coffin lid, you can hear your family pretending to be sad about you.
I absolutely am
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I absolutely am
Fuck I hope this is true
it’s never too late to start having weird and evil sex
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Fuck I hope this is true
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Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
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You can totally see all of Chewbacca’s pubic hair
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You can totally see all of Chewbacca’s pubic hair
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Any fans of ultramarine blue out there?
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Any fans of ultramarine blue out there?
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
Gulf Storm. 6”x6” oil painting
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birth
death
slices of
bread
between them
so much
baloney
death
slices of
bread
between them
so much
baloney
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
birth
death
slices of
bread
between them
so much
baloney
death
slices of
bread
between them
so much
baloney
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i wish jobs didn't exist so I could learn how to play every instrument
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i wish jobs didn't exist so I could learn how to play every instrument
Spot the difference:
You smell beautiful
Vs
You smell, beautiful
You smell beautiful
Vs
You smell, beautiful
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Spot the difference:
You smell beautiful
Vs
You smell, beautiful
You smell beautiful
Vs
You smell, beautiful
Woodchipper? I 'ardly know 'er!
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Woodchipper? I 'ardly know 'er!
Broke: can you conjure an apple?
Bespoke:
Bespoke:
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Broke: can you conjure an apple?
Bespoke:
Bespoke:
I don't know, but I'm feeling rather chipper about it and wood welcome any suggestions
Following the release of the Epstein Files:
How will we hold accountable those that are in powerful positions and were either complicit or participated in the crime?
How will we hold accountable those that are in powerful positions and were either complicit or participated in the crime?
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don't know, but I'm feeling rather chipper about it and wood welcome any suggestions
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CHARYOU TREE! COME! REAP!
Cultists in dark robes chanting "We open our mouths awaiting the harvest!"
Ryan Lizza dropping some gnarly Lovecraft shit on Friday night
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 AM
CHARYOU TREE! COME! REAP!
Hail Eris and pass the mustard
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hail Eris and pass the mustard
Er ner ferken snerr
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Er ner ferken snerr
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I remain convinced that one of the best musical exercises is picking just two or three notes, basically at random, and then making them sound good.
If you can make 2 notes sound interesting and good, you're ahead of the game which you just lost.
If you can make 2 notes sound interesting and good, you're ahead of the game which you just lost.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I remain convinced that one of the best musical exercises is picking just two or three notes, basically at random, and then making them sound good.
If you can make 2 notes sound interesting and good, you're ahead of the game which you just lost.
If you can make 2 notes sound interesting and good, you're ahead of the game which you just lost.
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happy international men's day. Find yourself the bros you can hangout with and be your authentic self
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
happy international men's day. Find yourself the bros you can hangout with and be your authentic self
Oh, needy am I? Would a down bad needy person post about it like this? Well? Would they? Answer me damn you
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oh, needy am I? Would a down bad needy person post about it like this? Well? Would they? Answer me damn you
Just bought a hardback copy of The Lovesong of J. Edgar Hoover by Kinky Friedman for £2.50 in a charity shop and it's fucking well SIGNED lads
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Just bought a hardback copy of The Lovesong of J. Edgar Hoover by Kinky Friedman for £2.50 in a charity shop and it's fucking well SIGNED lads
Piss Slathered Yeti is the name of my new band
everyone loves to picture the yeti, majestic, pure white fur framed against a brilliant blue sky as it stalks the frigid cliffs of a craggy mountain. well, I’m sorry to say that if you think about it for even one minute it’s obvious the big guy’s legs would be absolutely slathered in piss and shit
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Piss Slathered Yeti is the name of my new band
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everyone loves to picture the yeti, majestic, pure white fur framed against a brilliant blue sky as it stalks the frigid cliffs of a craggy mountain. well, I’m sorry to say that if you think about it for even one minute it’s obvious the big guy’s legs would be absolutely slathered in piss and shit
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
everyone loves to picture the yeti, majestic, pure white fur framed against a brilliant blue sky as it stalks the frigid cliffs of a craggy mountain. well, I’m sorry to say that if you think about it for even one minute it’s obvious the big guy’s legs would be absolutely slathered in piss and shit
Honestly, not hating this one
Today's intrusive brain worm is repeating the phrase "och ma puir wee nut sac" in a thoughtfully profound Billy Connolly voice
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Honestly, not hating this one