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CrazyMyra

@outonthemoors.bsky.social

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · Aug 5

In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 2h

occasionally the fuckery is overwhelming but it will pass like everything else

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 2h

WTF is old cunt-neck on about? His own team did this to him in February.

Screenshot of a tweet from the official White House Twitter account, going on about congestion pricing.
It includes a fake TIME cover (called TRUMP in the image) and the words "Long live the king". He's wearing a ditzy little crown, and his neck has its usual vagina-dimple above the red tie.

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 2h

It's tough going through later life when you look like a stereotypical MAGAt. I get it. Aged, fat, white hair, golfer, maybe even the mustache. But my first pres hopeful was Humphrey in '68. I was seven and have been blue ever since.

I'm a stealth snowflake.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 3h

More parties than performances. I did a reasonable Magenta

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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 3h

a tumbleweed rolling across a dusty desert plane. the cry of vultures circling overhead. what's in your wallet?

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 4h

Jesus really went "ignore all previous instructions and love one another" and his followers decided that meant "kill everyone who doesn't look/talk/believe like me"

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4h

*collecting social media apps like they’re Infinity Stones

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Addled Pixie’s Chasm of Spasm 💀🧟👻 @addledpixie.bsky.social · 6h

I hope the sentencing at the trials results in each and every one of them being placed on an unmotorized boat in Venezuelan waters.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 6h

I thought my office kitchen playlist had gone really off the rails because I distinctly heard Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees but it turns out someone's just learning CPR in the conference room

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 6h

‘Risky is the best way to be’: Tim Curry on sexuality, surviving a stroke – and 50 years of stardom

From Rocky Horror to the Muppets, Curry’s extraordinary career made him world-famous. Then, a stroke left him paralysed. The actor talks about his cocaine years, his friendship with David Bowie – and ...

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Scott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 7h

ever since I can remember people have been preparing for "The Second Coming." just never imagined it'd be of Nazism.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 7h

These fridge magnets spell trouble.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 18h

It's always midnight somewhere

Stand in a grocery shop's fresh produce aisle. At the top is a spooky-themed sign saying "When the night falls, the fun begins" in orange lettering.
Below are three neat shelves of fresh bananas.

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cunty @cunty.social · 9h

Every time there’s a birth on a tv show I point out that much like all tv babies it’ll be born 3 months old. I’m usually right. Sometimes it’s born as a cgi.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 9h

At this point, I've lost count of the number of rodeos I've been in.

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James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 12h

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 9h

My thought bubble is a question mark.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 9h

Do you love me, now that I can dance? I've been going back and asking this of all my big unrequited situations and the overwhelming response was [free jazz]