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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · Nov 12

I used to send free art to random people back on the birdie app.

Should I do it again?🤔

Let me know here and I'll pick a random peopley type person to send some free art.... you know...if you're into that sorta thing
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 9h

As a mermaid, I’d give an anglerfish belly rubs cause they just look like they’ve had a real rough go at it. Like they’ve really seen some shit w their bioluminescence.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 16h

there are no illegal people. There are people.

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 7h

Feed your people.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · Sep 21

Beeswax? More like BOOswax kitchentableworks.etsy.com

💯 beeswax Frankenstein ornament https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com

Skull and ghost candles flanked by autumnal ornaments 💯 beeswax

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 1d

"Seriously? Jeez."

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 1d

“Tastes like Munchkins.”

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 1d

This is a detail of a panoramic watercolor painting, about 7" x 24", painted in the mid 1800s.
It depicts my old stomping ground, Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.

It gives me a funny non-linear time and space colliding kind of feeling.

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 1d

Because we all love differently.
Six down, six more to go.

Six frames each holding a different colored heart

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 1d

so much peace
and a piece of coffee cake

Broken glass heart in a frame, work table littered with pens and brushes, sand paper, a blue cloth and a smol piece of cinnamon coffee cake made by hubs

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 1d

Richie Havens kinda Sunday morning✌️

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1d

Missing the days when Google was a number and Meta was something you muttered when someone said stoner shit in a meeting.

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 1d

Post a witch.

Wanda the Witch washing her wig on a windy Wednesday

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 1d

the spoon stays in the mug while i sip coffee from the mug AITA ?

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 1d

a jury of my peers? 12 high crafthletes?

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 1d

a jury of my peers? 12 stubborn Scorpios?

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 2d

a jury of my peers? 12 emotional avoidants?

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t know why, but bluesky just lets me post all this stuff

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 1d

FYI Wordle is still a little bitch

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

have your guardian angel call my guardian angel

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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 1d

I am "downloads the PBS app to watch Antiques Roadshow whenever I want" years old

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 1d

Pit shows with your kids for the win

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 1d

Don't forget to step outside just to admire the sky

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 6d

Where's this memory loss they promised me?

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 2d

Hi. We're here for the dumpster fire? Yeah. the kids brought marshmallows.

a cartoon character with a red cape stands in front of a fire

Alt: a cartoon character with a red cape stands in front of a fire. Thank fuck for the alt because I have no idea what I'm looking at

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 2d

make like a tree and lie dormant for the next 3 months

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 2d

When I'm filling out the forms in the doctor's office I write "puppet maker" for occupation. Then I watch the receptionist scan the forms and when she furrows her brow and looks up at me I smile warmly like Geppetto.

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · Sep 26

Turns out my morning affirmations were waaaaayy off.

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