💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀
@momercury.bsky.social
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snark, sarcasm, swears, and animal pics. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:47swmvfvg34vdh3nufzothlt/feed/aaaakowm5uema 🐴 , 🐈 , 🐶, 🐐 , & 🐓 Foster CKCS. Spoonie. Queer. she/her #BanPuppyMills
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momercury.bsky.social
Charlie has asked me to make a new pinned post.

First, he would like to remind everyone to find what brings you joy. We all need to hold onto something that brings us joy 💜

Second, he wants you to know that he strongly believes trans rights are not a purity test but a basic requirement.
tricolor Cavalier King Charles spaniel, laying on blue couch with green pillows in the background, looking at the camera sweetly, but also like he has something important to say
momercury.bsky.social
My favorite replies 🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣💀
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
this meeting needs a jump to recipe button
momercury.bsky.social
How can you even meep when there is a dang cheetoo in the White House?!?!
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
let's just all be pen pals and mail each other shitposts
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momercury.bsky.social
Someone on social media made me lose The Game
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frovo.bsky.social
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
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joparkerbear.bsky.social
[telling someone off] LISTEN, BITCH… um. uh. hang on, I forgot what I was going to say
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qwertying.bsky.social
I don't have resting bitch face, I have resting "I am manually calculating the optimal route through this grocery store to avoid human interaction" face.
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im-all-id.me
Oops I deleted slack and outlook and threw my computer in a ditch
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thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
I’m reading a book about drywall but I’m too plastered to focus.
grilldcheese.bsky.social
i'm reading a book about roofing but it's been going over my head.
thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
I’m reading a book on anti gravity. It’s impossible to put down
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daddyjew.bsky.social
not alive or dead but a secret third thing
an image of an organism scientist say neither alive nor dead
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shortsleevesuit.bsky.social
ME: another piggy back ride please

GENIE: ok but then you’re out of wishes
momercury.bsky.social
If I ever made an alt, you would know it was me.
How could I resist posting any of my animals, especially Charlie?!
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
like sand through the hour glass, so are the days of bluesky
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cosmicclau.bsky.social
this episode of existence today is brought to you by the letters wtf
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benedictsred.bsky.social
Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison