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Tony @elgecko.bsky.social · 13h

Breakfast of champion: anti-depressants and an energy drink.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 13h

Oh my god…You maniacs! You pizza-ed the hut! Damn you all to hell!

Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 13h

This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 11h

It's a good description, and you added humor. It's all win. And yes, I'm one of the people who "yells" about alt text. Not that *I* need it, but because I know some people who do.

It's free to do, and takes seconds. I can't understand why some folks can't be bothered.

Thank you so much! 🖤👌

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Needless To Say @needlesstosay.bsky.social · 12h

Recovering nicely from having a tumor removed from his gums a few days ago, my boy Maxwell is still enjoying his 7-day pain shot. (where can I get one?)

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 11h

All the love for Maxwell, and warm wishes for you both! 🫶

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 12h

I’m beginning by to think I may have wasted my time and become another casualty of society

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 12h

I don’t make my bed in the morning because that seems like giving up on using it again before bedtime. I always want it ready for a 5-10 minute nap.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12h

my therapist said i needed to stop talking to myself and then she disappeared into a cloud of mist

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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 12h

So apparently "illegal hoax" just means "something I don't like" so I hereby declare Crocs to be an illegal hoax.

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Coach Mark (for now) @coachmark25.bsky.social · 12h

Name the most normal looking artist with a hit song, I'll go first.

Christopher Cross - Sailing (Official Music Video) [Remastered HD]

YouTube video by Christopher Cross

www.youtube.com

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 11h

Frankly, this son of a bitch deserves a religion.

A pizza box depicting an Italian chef in a toque, kerchief, and chef's jacket who is displaying and perhaps sniffing a slice of pizza. He has a proud expression on his face. And one helluva mustache. He promises "PIZZA: Fresh, Hot And Delicious!" He says, "Thank You, Call Again!"

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 11h

Some prime alt texting! <3

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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 11h

this grape decided to go as a pumpkin for Halloween.

a green grape shaped like a tomato pumpkin next to a grape that didn’t get invited to the costume party.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 11h

it does keep things from getting boring 🙃

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Dovergirl @dovergirl.bsky.social · 1d

Raisins

Requiem for a Dream

Blurred Lines

Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 1d

- okra

- Trainspotting

- Lips of an Angel by Hinder

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years

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GingerNorth @gingernorth.bsky.social · 1d

Steak
Scarface
All Billy Joel songs

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Banana anything
Lion King (1994)
How Bizarre - OMC

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Beware the Creature @aquabrainlives.bsky.social · 1d

Carrot
The Dark Knight
Joppin

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Banana anything
Lion King (1994)
How Bizarre - OMC

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Boo-sty Cackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 1d

- okra

- Trainspotting

- Lips of an Angel by Hinder

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Banana anything
Lion King (1994)
How Bizarre - OMC

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Big Daddy Drix 🏳️‍🌈 @bddrix.bsky.social · 1d

Ranch dressing
Mad Max: Fury Road
All Summer Long

Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Banana anything
Lion King (1994)
How Bizarre - OMC

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Rich Mahogany @richmahogany.bsky.social · 3d

I still would like to see a Hela v. Thanos What If…

Literally missed each other by like…two days? A day? smh

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Kereminde @kereminde.bsky.social · 1d

"Do not come between a warlock and their prey!"
"...I'll come back later."

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1d

Standing at the rails on a US war ship is a long standing tradition. We would say goodbye to family and friends. It was always toughest for the new guys.

"Don't worry man, she will be just the same now when we get back."

"Really?"

"Yep. Tears in her eyes and freshly fucked."

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1d

When I clear my Google search history it's going to be all over for some of you folks.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1d

Always, my friend! 💚

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1d

Thankful to be eating both pumpkin and apple pie for dinner tonight.

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