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Rich Mahogany
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Internationally ✨published ✨ skeeter

Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian

I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams.
Five years on and only one person has done anything to fill this thing up.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“Deserves” is one of the biggest lies people tell themselves.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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This is how Hagueseth happens.
A few different ways you can square the circle, but one way that is perhaps less challenging than either of those is to join ICC and give them retrospective jurisdiction to 2025 in the signing statement. At that point a valid pardon ends the domestic process and starts the intl one
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Tech companies coming up with ways for consumers to not really have to pay for music and movies, and then we see a completely predictable nosedive in quality and number of projects, and they are directly linked! But it wasn’t consumer who demanded this, it as tech companies interjecting themselves.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Buster Bluth Wario is a savage burn.
Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I do not see that many shopping bags in peoples hands
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Okay so having learned basic Mandarin on Rosetta Stone back in 2014…santa mierda Spanish is soooo much easier 😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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just won the annual freestyle battle for DILFs and DILF-adjacent men by rhyming "wake up aching" with "take up baking" and they banned my opponent from the hardware store for a year
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
WUT
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
LOL
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Jasmine Crockett is an attorney js 👀
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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playing worlds of warcraft making friends :)
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Why don't we like "AI?"

You try to put it into everything in nonsensical ways.
It doesn't work the way you claim it will.
You don't pay for the work you use to generate it.
Your intent is labor reduction without a contributory return.
You know it's unpopular so you try to hide it.
You lie about it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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it’s vitally important for the future of this country that this wildly unpopular administration is tied directly to its enablers in congress and the courts and used to discredit the entire conservative movement
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs

here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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a young woman who signed up to serve her community and our narcissistic, despotic president decided to use her as a prop for his ego
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
You have a God-given right to food and a God-given right to housing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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William Shatner as Captain Kirk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 1968.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM