Rich Mahogany
@richmahogany.bsky.social
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Internationally ✨published ✨ skeeter Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams.
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@infinata.bsky.social So the “ex-Alliance extremists” who kidnapped Face Loran could absolutely have been Saw Guerrera, that’s how I’m reading this now.
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And how many incredible female characters too! OMFG they were so well-written. What a wonderful thing for a young person to read in 1998 🤩
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Marketing & acceptance of AI isnt harmless—if you get sold on the idea that it’s Artificial Intelligence™️ then it makes sense to trust and use it, but if you understand how a large language model works, even the basics, you realize it isnt thinking, and why on earth would you trust it with decisions
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Guys staaahp you’re gonna make me leave work early with all this food talk 😩😫😩
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volts.wtf
The Dem establishment is going to back Mills over the absolute phenom outsider Platner in Maine, which tells you everything you need to know about how well they understand the current moment & how prepared they are to meet it.
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
Songs don't say stuff like "Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do" anymore. No one's in the mood for that shit
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The backlash against corporations buying up everything is gonna feel like ooooooh socialism scary! but that wouldn’t have been necessary if they hadn’t collectively acted like the most cartoonishly greedy fuckwads in history, so I don’t know what to tell ya.
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I had a friend drop me off at the bar my gf worked at, but I left my phone on the seat of their car. I didn’t have their number memorized. So I tried calling my own phone but they didn’t notice it. And they lived an hour away 😂 So now I have a piece of paper with my most important #s in my wallet.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
me after attending a protest
Jeff Goldblum running out of a store with a bunch of shopping bags in his hand. He's dressed fashionably in a tan jacket, black shirt, gray trousers, and black loafers.
richmahogany.bsky.social
You can deleted Columbus Day from any of your overlapping Apple calendars but the one with the ⭐️ is not deletable. Oh well. Used to say it four times now it only says it once.
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Maaaaan you get so many cool presents to go with it dang
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I swear to god I cannot put into words how much I hate AI and the relentless push to put it in front of me.

Fuck you. You’re a stupid fucking asshole.
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meredithshiner.com
It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.
lauraolin.bsky.social
A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.
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klaybourne.bsky.social
me: *in Warcraft, fighting a rare elite alone* Oh, you fucking asshole! I'm gonna kill you and your whole family. I'm gonna wear your guts for garters! They're gonna be picking up bits of you for DECADES!

my brother walking in from next door: are you talking to that dude from the HOA again?
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up
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I made this face out loud
A meme of a teenager frowning in disgust as hard as he possibly can
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And 2) with the amount of perverted glee seen daily on the mats, I find it difficult to believe it wasnt happening nonstop.
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In ancient Olympic wrestling there had to have been a mutual unspoken agreement not to bring the balls into play. Since they did it naked. But having done jiu-jitsu for even 5 minutes I know two things: 1) once one person broke that agreement it would immediately escalate to unspeakable levels.
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thorbenson.bsky.social
Stock market! Do not crash! I was joking!
paleofuture.bsky.social
“Don't worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment.”
Trump: Don't worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment.
He doesn't want Depression for his country, and neither do I. The U.S.A. wants to help China, not hurt it!!! President DJT
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10/12/25, 9:43 AM
richmahogany.bsky.social
It’s my ex’s bulldog’s 3rd birthday today. Happy Birthday Ice the Bulldog!
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It’s been a bit since my phone was blowing up for a reason like that. Probably when Biden dropped out was the last time.
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Tony Stark had kept that flip phone on him for two years straight (and I use that word delicately). And fully charged. He was always going to contact Steve Rogers.