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DaniBananica

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Huge dork. Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser. American. Trump sucks. https://www.youtube.com/@danibananica https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pghlpclvmq5bx45krbsjntlf/feed/aaapy75plmfvw

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · Apr 2

Out of curiosity, I searched online “what items are made in the United States sourced entirely from materials within the United States”

It said “your mom”

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 8h

I’m a “love it” person. But it was the show my freshman year and I guess it’s sentimental haha

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Sue Hynes @sushynes.bsky.social · 9h

Labor market analyst Amanda Goodall: “WTF! Hiring just hit the lowest level since 2009. Only 204,939 hires so far in 2025. That’s a 58% collapse year on year. Worse than anything since the financial crisis. The data’s out there... and no one’s ready to admit what it means. No data = no panic… right?

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 9h

Thanks!

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 10h

Is this universal or specific to a city?

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 11h

I just can’t with this year. 2025 fucking blows

Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 12h

Damn. The end of an era.

MTV launched in 1981 with the now-historic line, “Ladies and gentlemen, rock and roll.” The first video to air, “Video Killed the Radio Star” by The Buggles, wasn’t just prophetic. It was poetic.

The day the music died, MTV is shutting down its music channels after four decades

MTV Is Shutting Down Some of Its Music Channels and a Generation Just Lost Its Soundtrack

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 12h

Mr Trump sir do not let woke antifa change the clocks this year. They plan to do it and they say you are powerless to stop them

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 11h

I agree!

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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 11h

A few messages seen today in Chicago’s Uptown neighborhood

A poster on a pole next to a street says:
“ICE YOU ARE NOT INVISIBLE
!RECORD!
!RECORD!
!RECORD!
NAZI RATS LEAVE OUR CITY”

A stack of posters featuring a hammer-wielding figure with the stars of the Chicago wrapped around his torso. It says:
“I PREFER MY ICE CRUSHED. END IMMIGRATION ARRESTS, DEFEND OUR SANCTUARY”

A sign in a store window says: “WE DON’T [SERVE is crossed out] FEED ICE OR PIGS! even if you steal this sign”

The words “ICE OUT” are written in chalk on a sidewalk.

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✨pb✨ gag on it @pbthankyou.bsky.social · 14h

Free whistles on Clark just north of Lawrence out front of the funeral care by Village Discount

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 12h

I do not post enough cat content. Neville being a derpy derp

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 12h

And they add cinnamon to it. A LOT of cinnamon. It’s an abomination, I tell you.

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 12h

You’re doing the right thing!

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 13h

If I’m not on schedule for snuggles, Neville has very strong opinions

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 13h

a man is standing on a stage with his arms in the air while holding a microphone .

Alt: a man is standing on a stage with his arms in the air while holding a microphone . - Neil diamond from his The Jazz Singer era

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 13h

Love in the rocks.

(It was a big surprise.)

A wall of stones, one of them heart-shaped.

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 14h

We should have known we were headed for oligarchy and - more specifically - plutocracy when they opened the first airport VIP lounge.

No one should enjoy being in an airport. No one.

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 13h

I’m glad you two met up! I’ve been wishing nothing but the best for you guys 💜

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 13h

Oh for the love…. I am ashes

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 14h

Oklahoma! makes me stupidly happy. The songs are all so wonderfully catchy

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 14h

Omg I see it

DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 15h

I really miss my parents at random moments when I need advice or wonder about family medical history and I feel like that’s something we don’t talk about enough

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 15h

While you’re bashing Christopher Columbus today, please try to be consistent and don't give other historical figures a free ride either:

Jeffrey Dahmer, for example, wasn't quite the loveable rogue that modern-day popular culture would have us believe.

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Henpecked Hal @henpeckedhal.bsky.social · 15h

Every time I fill out paperwork for my son I regret not fighting harder for the middle name I wanted. Don't get me wrong, William is a fine name, as fine as they come, but if you're flipping through resumes and you see "The Giant Killer" up top, you'll read more. You have to.

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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 15h

Didn’t you hear that the leftists closed them down? haha

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Callies Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things @calliedot.bsky.social · 16h

Pay is available in SorosCoin, organic soybeans, dank weed, or Euros. Autism is available through vaccine, Tylenol, or circumcision routes and is optional but encouraged. Mass gay marriage will happen at 1100am, and sign up for homosexuality will be offered at the recruitment booth.

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