DaniBananica
@danibananica.bsky.social
Huge dork. Autistic. Greysexual. HUGE loser.
American. Trump sucks.
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American. Trump sucks.
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Out of curiosity, I searched online “what items are made in the United States sourced entirely from materials within the United States”
It said “your mom”
It said “your mom”
I started choking while having a gulp of coffee. Managed to keep from spewing it everywhere because of coughing. I was feeling proud. Until…
…it started running out of my nose instead
…it started running out of my nose instead
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I started choking while having a gulp of coffee. Managed to keep from spewing it everywhere because of coughing. I was feeling proud. Until…
…it started running out of my nose instead
…it started running out of my nose instead
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There's an achievement in Diablo III called "Socket to Me".
You can still buy Diablo III at retail (Switch ver.) in 2025.
Therefore, there is a video game you can buy at retail in 2025 that contains a reference to Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, a show that ended its run 52 years ago.
You can still buy Diablo III at retail (Switch ver.) in 2025.
Therefore, there is a video game you can buy at retail in 2025 that contains a reference to Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, a show that ended its run 52 years ago.
December 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
There's an achievement in Diablo III called "Socket to Me".
You can still buy Diablo III at retail (Switch ver.) in 2025.
Therefore, there is a video game you can buy at retail in 2025 that contains a reference to Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, a show that ended its run 52 years ago.
You can still buy Diablo III at retail (Switch ver.) in 2025.
Therefore, there is a video game you can buy at retail in 2025 that contains a reference to Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, a show that ended its run 52 years ago.
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The person of the year is just outside of the frame, sawing through the girder.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The person of the year is just outside of the frame, sawing through the girder.
We Americans really need to learn from the French. They REALLY know how to put the screws to the government to make them serve the people. Their protest skills are off the charts
French farmers block highways over culling of diseased cattle
French farmers block highways over culling of diseased cattle
In response to an epidemic of contagious nodular dermatitis, farmers opposed to the government's animal health policy peacefully barricaded the A64 highway near Toulouse, the same site where a farmers' protest movement began in January 2024.
www.lemonde.fr
December 14, 2025 at 11:01 AM
We Americans really need to learn from the French. They REALLY know how to put the screws to the government to make them serve the people. Their protest skills are off the charts
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
December 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
I can rest easy now. I’ve finally seen both the Corona and Hershey’s Kisses Christmas commercials this year. Phew! That was a close one!
And now - to settle into Vincent Price in House of Wax
And now - to settle into Vincent Price in House of Wax
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I can rest easy now. I’ve finally seen both the Corona and Hershey’s Kisses Christmas commercials this year. Phew! That was a close one!
And now - to settle into Vincent Price in House of Wax
And now - to settle into Vincent Price in House of Wax
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@amiberger.bsky.social What if we are now a tom?
December 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@amiberger.bsky.social What if we are now a tom?
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im developing an app that
just stabs you with a knife
just stabs you with a knife
December 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
im developing an app that
just stabs you with a knife
just stabs you with a knife
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HEY! I’m making prints for the first time (I had weird art imposter syndrome and/or self-inflicted mental block about it for too long)— starting with two of my favorite “doodles” that ended up being favorite pieces. If you wanna order one, let me know. Under $15 per print
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
HEY! I’m making prints for the first time (I had weird art imposter syndrome and/or self-inflicted mental block about it for too long)— starting with two of my favorite “doodles” that ended up being favorite pieces. If you wanna order one, let me know. Under $15 per print
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We saw you from across the galaxy and liked your vibe
December 13, 2025 at 7:08 AM
We saw you from across the galaxy and liked your vibe
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get in, no time to explain
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
get in, no time to explain
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Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
This is, quite literally, the best Christmas card I’ve ever seen!
December 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is, quite literally, the best Christmas card I’ve ever seen!
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my kink was the kitchen phone cord
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
my kink was the kitchen phone cord
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If I'd just given birth in the middle of winter in a barn full of sheep and donkeys and some kid started banging a drum in my sleeping infant's face I would totally lose my shit
December 17, 2024 at 5:17 PM
If I'd just given birth in the middle of winter in a barn full of sheep and donkeys and some kid started banging a drum in my sleeping infant's face I would totally lose my shit
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You are not fully developed at 25.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You are not fully developed at 25.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
You are fully developed when the lyrics to “Against the Wind” make sense to you.
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every ~5 years Ratatat shows up on a playlist and I’m like oh yeah I like this
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
every ~5 years Ratatat shows up on a playlist and I’m like oh yeah I like this
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I should really get back to crying in the evenings more often. I always sleep a lot better when my eyes are puffy for some reason. (This time they were tears of joy.)
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I should really get back to crying in the evenings more often. I always sleep a lot better when my eyes are puffy for some reason. (This time they were tears of joy.)
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Gestures at butterfly: Is this…piracy?
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Gestures at butterfly: Is this…piracy?
Repairs are done. I’m cleared. Just waiting on the title company to release it then the closing process will start. Holy shit, y’all. I’m so happy!
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Repairs are done. I’m cleared. Just waiting on the title company to release it then the closing process will start. Holy shit, y’all. I’m so happy!
Poll:
Are you a “usually listen to a full album by an artist” person?
Or a “listen to whatever the hell comes through on a mix” person?
Are you a “usually listen to a full album by an artist” person?
Or a “listen to whatever the hell comes through on a mix” person?
December 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Poll:
Are you a “usually listen to a full album by an artist” person?
Or a “listen to whatever the hell comes through on a mix” person?
Are you a “usually listen to a full album by an artist” person?
Or a “listen to whatever the hell comes through on a mix” person?
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Whole of the American economy is now piracy.
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Whole of the American economy is now piracy.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
Post a close-up selfie if you’re so inclined
December 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Post a close-up selfie if you’re so inclined