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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Nov 13

*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

look i may well shake out half a tub of grated parmesan onto my plate of pasta but i always do so through the little holes and not the giant spoon hole because i'm a lady with manners dammit

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · Aug 26

[Second day as a Kamikaze pilot]

Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?

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bloody bacon popsicle 🧀 @gupton68.bsky.social · 22h

Someone at the supermarket asked if I knew where the cheese aisle was and it was just pure instinct to give them wrong directions so there was more cheese left for me.

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 3d

Being a lighthouse keeper is really all about beard maintenance, oh and your relationship with Steve, the seagull.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

Happier than a goth kid finding out what a flock of crows is called.

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 6d

I'm not flexible enough for a double entendre

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 3d

Sex and/or the City

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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 10h

Celebrate Columbus Day by going out for Indian food but getting lost and stopping at a quiet buffet restaurant for a nice meal.

Then murder everyone there.