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Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text. Be afraid. I am. Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole. My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · Oct 23

My everyday moment of joy.

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 31m

if you had to have a tail, what kind would you pick

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Reverse Clowngirl @axialagegamer.swifties.social · 31m

Me, except sub in "minutes" instead of "years".

Ry 🦥 @basedsocialism.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah idk how i’m supposed to keep doing this job thing for the next 30-40 years. I might go clinically insane

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 30m

building a working nervous system out of legos

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28m

Had a doctors office cancel my telehealth appt without telling me last week. They just called to cancel my reschedule because Medicare isn’t covering telehealth. This doc was going to go over some genetic testing results with me that I can’t do now because his office is too far away for me to get to

Kansas Reflector @kansasreflector.com · 3d

Shutdown forces Medicare patients off popular telehealth and hospital-at-home programs | #ksleg via @tim-henderson.bsky.social kansasreflector.com/2025/10/11/r...

Shutdown forces Medicare patients off popular telehealth and hospital-at-home programs • Kansas Reflector

The federal government shutdown is forcing a reckoning for two remote health care programs because they automatically expired Oct. 1.

kansasreflector.com

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 28m

Roast your chicken in the heat of battle

Medieval manuscript image of a man in full armour, with what looks like a squirrel on his helmet, riding a big, long-tailed dog of some sort. His right arm is cocked and ready to throw a spear (it looks more like a rotisserie spit) with plucked chicken impaled on it.

The illustration is of a "fox-crested knight riding a cat (allegory of gluttony)", from the Etymachia, a document made in Germany in 1420 and now housed in the Wellcome Library, London, as part of the "Wellcome Apocalypse".

(From @wellcomecollection on Insta)

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 28m

they should just make carpet out of pet stain remover

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 25m

Ryan Reynolds Co-Stars With a Real Tilly Norwood in New Mint Mobile Ad

Reynolds and Norwood star in the spot, which launches Mont Mobile's Minternet home internet offering.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 9m

Angus! Pspspsps

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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 18m

Good morning from Ely, Minnesota
Wednesday, 15 October 2025
10:13 am
46°F / 8°C
Precipitation: 0%
Humidity: 73%
Wind: 2 mph / 3 kph
Skies cloudy

Angus

gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Angus_(...

Good morning from Ely, Minnesota
Wednesday, 15 October 2025
10:13 am
46°F / 8°C
Precipitation: 0%
Humidity: 73%
Wind: 2 mph / 3 kph
Skies cloudy

Angus

https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Angus_(15_October_2025)

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 16m

I’m in my scone/muffin era

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 16m

I don't know much about love, but I do know "buy one, get one for $1" by heart.

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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 39m

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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 15m

“Oh, shit!.. where did the new TV go!?”

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 39m

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Antifa Temptress @antifatemptress.bsky.social · 15m

If anybody has an in with the TG hiring manager at Wyñn LV, LMK

I've got 30+ years experience and I'm only looking for something part-time...🤞🏼🙏🏼🤞🏼

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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 14m

#ThreeYearsAgo
15 October 2022 @ 8:14 am
More snow
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/More_sn...

#ThreeYearsAgo
15 October 2022 @ 8:14 am
More snow
https://gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/More_snow_(15_October_2022)

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 1h

The best thing about every day is waking up in excruciating full-body pain that takes three hours to subside and magically transform into regular semi-tolerable pain.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1h

Scene from "The Lottery".

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1h

“I want that one,” said the kid in the dirty SpongeBob t-shirt, a malevolent look on his pinched face. Donald saw a single, sticky finger pointed right at him, and his creamy filling went cold. He let out a scream as the square of wax paper closed around him like a death shroud.