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Frostbitten Flamingo

@flemtheparrot.bsky.social

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Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal. Debut novel out on 31 October 2025 https://fleurbenz.nl 🇬🇧🇪🇬

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · Jun 20

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1h

Morning.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

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taylor swift lyrics @tswiftlyrics.swifties.social · 1d

Black text on white background reading: But I whispered at the grave, “Should’ve kissed you anyway.”

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2h

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 9h

My teacher told my parents I skeet at a 7th grade level.

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not crying, my eyes are orgasming.

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canadian blondii ︎✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 1h

here to remind you:

you have value

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 1h

Can't sleep. Night-thinking, the worst...

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 10h

Pisces: No matter what your sports watch says, what you just did in front of the computer doesn’t count as exercise.

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Cloud Licker @cloudlicker.bsky.social · Dec 22

Sit beside me on a cloud and we'll dip our toes into the sky.

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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 11h

Mutually obsessed or I don’t want it

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 1d

I’m out with flameless candles looking for myself

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 3d

Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 12h

I just wanna be a cat laying on a heater vent.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 14h

Just speak your words. They don't need to be perfect to be true.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 1d

“Someone you don’t know did something you don’t care about.” -social media notifications

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · Dec 4

Me: *excited as bird flies up to me* Aw a bird friend, hey little bird!

Bird: Sorry, I thought you were someone else.

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 16h

Once upon a time...
No, not that kind of story. It would’ve been easier if it were: ogres, princesses, the whole thing.

Lovely.
But so wrong.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 16h

if it doesn’t rain when you’re sad
that means mother nature doesn’t like you

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 1d

how i'd post if i ever got validation for my writing

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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 19h

Mood: vaguely sad, something that feels inconveniently like homesickness or something.

* grabs book and hopes this will fade *

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 22h

therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here

me:

heading on the Wikipedia page about the Plagues of Egypt, titled "list of the disasters"

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · Sep 12

Just a little more peace today please

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 10d

no more current events, please

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