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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Feb 17

I’m at my most badass when I pick up stuffed animals in stores that have fallen on the ground and put them back with their friends.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 47m

Awwww 🩷

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A Darker Nightmare 🖤 @darkersunrise.bsky.social · 6d

This is my choice

(Me. I’m my choice)

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 20h

I am so grateful that I got to spend another holiday with my mom.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1h

Aw dammit my AI girlfriend just left me for mastodon — who’s gonna misinterpret my affections now

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 12h

I simply cannot WAIT to go to bed tonight and lie awake worrying about shit I can't control

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 11h

Was invited to sit at the cool kids table but I'm too cool for that.

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 10h

how dare you accuse me of making sense

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 11h

I'm gonna sexually harass a bunch of you so I have a reason to go

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 14h

occasionally the fuckery is overwhelming but it will pass like everything else

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 7h

if you would, just put me back where you found me when you’re done, thanks

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 9h

If I wasn’t meant to store stuff in my cleavage, it wouldn’t be called a rack

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1h

You probably sing to the misses too, so sweet

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show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 7d

I got my eyebrows tinted today if anyone’s down for some Bert and Ernie role play.

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show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · 1d

Asking, “Is it haunted?” on every antique posted on my local marketplace.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 1d

so what if I unplugged your life support to charge my phone AITA

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 2h

I was told by every romcom ever made that this ice cream was gonna make me feel better

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

uncomplicated is my middle name. unfortunately, hardly, is my first.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 13h

Irresistible if true, dillweed

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1h

black hole sun is a song about a bleached butthole

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 2h

let's just all be pen pals and mail each other shitposts

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 3h

i love phone calls with british people because they spend more time saying goodbye than on the entire preceding conversation.

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 3d

Making memories one rest area handjob at a time

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2h

*pats your head
Nighty night sweet Burns and aardvark

Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2h

Of course I will

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La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 1d

Alright I'm ready to have my heart broken again

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