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@cunty.social

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Basically just another prick yeah https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ocmkzd7qdxqlynt5pryk4y6v/feed/aaaigme7fyoqe

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cunty @cunty.social · Mar 11

Wise the fuck up. Next customer.

(Me as a therapist)

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cunty @cunty.social · 23h

Every time there’s a birth on a tv show I point out that much like all tv babies it’ll be born 3 months old. I’m usually right. Sometimes it’s born as a cgi.

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cunty @cunty.social · 3d

wait for game session availability -> set graphics mode -> customise audio options -> watch intro videos for each of the 14 characters you selected for your team -> loading -> stage intro animation -> loading again -> match announcement -> play game

Really, I don’t see the problem?

cunty @cunty.social · 3d

Campaign -> select character -> customise character -> select clothing -> customise clothing - select team -> enter lobby -> customise game options -> start game -> customise session -> await session from server -> set team options -> customise vehicle - customise character again for some reason ->

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 3d

I loaded Street Fighter onto my Nintendo Switch 2 and like when tf did video games find it necessary to have these long ass intro videos? I think its been playing for three straight days when tf do I get to play the game?

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 3d

so we can fit one thousand islands into a bottle of salad dressing but when it comes to human rights politicians are like ehhhh that’s a little too hard to figure out y’all.

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GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🧟‍♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 8d

Hotel Chocolat doesn't have hot chocolate you can make in a hotel. This is upsetting for a number of reasons. In this essay I will...

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 8d

going to travel back in time to be a god
until my battery dies

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 8d

I took the dog for a wok. I don't know why. He can't cook for shit.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 8d

all of my retirement hopes now rest entirely with my partial collection of commemorative state quarters, a complete set of encyclopedias from 1974, some slap bracelets, a dozen slightly scratched k-tel records, and my final unused gwyneth paltrow vagina candle

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Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 8d

all dolled up: i put on makeup

all Dalí’ed up: i put on makeup without my contacts in

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cunty @cunty.social · 7d

It does, thanks!

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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 8d

If it makes you any happier, you are the dumbest engineer I’ve ever met

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cunty @cunty.social · 8d

Welp. It finally happened. Amazon drivers take note, if you deliver cardboard packages into my cardboard recycling bin don’t be surprised when the council take them to the tip before I get to retrieve them. Yes I will have a refund on that stuff thanks.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 24d

the rapture is tuesday which means earth will soon become the biggest thrift shop ever.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24d

Me: Is that Elizabeth the Goth?

Them: Whoa! It’s Black Betty.

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 24d

was gonna plant a bunch of flower bulbs but they were too heavy so I switched to light bulbs

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 24d

My nine year old: Are you cool?

Me: I guess so, yeah

9 y o: You're a constipated, overrated, outright loser?

and then he laughed for seven minutes

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Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 23d

These days you say something weird once and thanks to social media, the next day everybody’s saying it. Y’all don’t understand what dedication to the craft really means. I spent 1993-1998 calling taking a leak “dropping an ace” until I heard a stranger say it in the men’s room line at a Red Sox game

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23d

Feels like I have the flu but like emotionally

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mike☺︎! (discount dracula 🧛‍♂️) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 23d

I'd say I'm more of an Indiana Jokes

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 23d

Snacks at my place after the rapture.

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cunty @cunty.social · 24d

The plural for Legend of Zelda games is “Zeldas of Legend”

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cunty @cunty.social · 24d

A Tom Hardy tribute act called Hardly Tom

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Jan 27

Today a little girl told me my hair looked like princess hair, but my clothes don’t look like princess clothes and I can totally accept that half compliment.

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 25d

If a genie asks you to choose between true love and free daily pizza, what kind of cheese are you getting on it?

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