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Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · Dec 9

The Costco sample lady called spanakopita 'spankopedia' and I'm still disappointed it turned out to be a spinach thing

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1h

They're angry and terrifying

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1h

Now I want Saskatoon berry pie

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Oct 12

This day in history. 40. The ghost of the Virgin Mary supposedly appeared in Spain while she was still alive in Jerusalem get it together Catholics.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 1d

you know that critique of ai that says it’s like taking a forklift to the gym and expecting to get stronger? well this bit of that guardian article about people using chatgpt in dating apps kinda proves it correct

Which is why the man who greeted her inside the pub – polite, pleasant but oddly flat – felt like a stranger. Gone was the quickfire wit and playful rhythm she’d come to expect from their exchanges. Over pints he stumbled through small talk, checked his phone a little too often, and seemed to wilt under the pressure of her questions. “I felt like I was sitting opposite someone I’d never even spoken to,” she says. “I tried to have the same sort of conversation as we’d been having online, but it was like, ‘Knock, knock, is anyone home?’ – like he knew basically nothing about me. That’s when I suspected he’d been using AI.”

Rachel gave her date the benefit of the doubt. “I thought maybe he was nervous,” she says. But she’d been “Chatfished” before, so when the gap between his real and digital selves failed to close on their second date, she called it off. “I’d already been ChatGPT-ed into bed at least once. I didn’t want it to happen again.”

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

I can wipe my own ass, but I like to give the other bus passengers a chance.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 1d

When I cross items off a list, it’s because I’ve decided not to do them

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3h

Arthur just couldn’t quite get used to working from home.

A black and white dog stares at the image of a flock of sheep on a computer monitor.

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A Garbage Can @steakcityliars.bsky.social · Feb 8

Movie duct tape. It’s different!

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 3d

Thinking about trying the whale diet (mackerel and sea captains).

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 2d

They fixed the sinkhole before I could look in it, story of my life.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 3h

Today is Thanksgiving in Canada, when we go down to the park to fight Canada geese. The winners eat the losers

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bloody bacon popsicle 🧀 @gupton68.bsky.social · 3h

Someone at the supermarket asked if I knew where the cheese aisle was and it was just pure instinct to give them wrong directions so there was more cheese left for me.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 3h

the moment i realize i’m an 86 year old woman:

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

I would like to apologize to both Bushes for saying they were the worst president ever

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 15h

it's hard to accept that we're doing the best we can and everything still sucks

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18h

i’m suing jd vance for causing my tubes to tie themselves

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21h

them: i don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
me: you’re right that’s why i’m pumping up the jam

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d

*blush* I guess I am a hot sleeper

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17h

Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 1d

checking my pants before putting them in the washer, my wife finds a piece of paper in one of the pockets & when she unfolds it she discovers a hyper-realistic drawing of bigfoot, who appears to have mange, with the words ‘we must find him!’ urgently written across the top.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 21h

many years ago i worked with Diane Keaton on a movie called Because I Said So. we were filming one day in venice & when they called lunch we all walked from the house we were filming at to catering. there was a woman walking in front of Ms. Keaton taking pictures.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 1d

gave myself a little treat this morning

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 19h

when you have to go back to work, but you’re still a fuckin’ cat:

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