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my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Jan 22

Just gonna scream into this Ziploc. Save it for later.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Dec 17

They say "you snooze, you lose," which means I start every morning failing multiple times in 9-minute intervals.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Mar 21

Loaded too much paper into this shredder that’s now struggling to turn excess stuff into trash, and it all feels like a sad metaphor.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Feb 16

"No, I wasn't raised by wolves. But why?" I ask, blushing. "Do I seem like I might have been?"

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 5h

ugh that figures—hard reset to factory settings

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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · Aug 12

constructing my clone from pink bubbles then squeezing it until each one pops

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 24d

Noah: *designing the Ark* I’ll need a big room for poop

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13d

your bottle of dishwashing liquid is on your sink counter but it’s facing backwards . are you insane ?

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 2d

*pushing baby stroller through carwash*

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 4d

Look, I don't care if you sell real estate, if you put your office in what is obviously an old Dairy Queen you should have ice cream in there.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 8h

"want to see marilyn monroe in gane of thrones?" no? no, i do not. but then again, i'm not an unimaginative little baby who confuses swapping pretty blonde women for "having ideas"

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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · Nov 20

Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 13h

Oh you ❤️

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15h

[Pollock family game night]
Jackson: K who's gonna be my partner for Pictionary

Mom: Not it

Dad: Not it

Sis: Not it

Gramma: DAMN IT

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 15h

Pasghettification!

batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 1d

You can make your own feeds with sky feed. @professorkiosk.wtf made a tutorial on how to create them (link is in his bio). It’s kind of a pain, but it works, and then you have them