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Eric Replatformed

@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social

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Reluctant Michigander. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56qlzx4tulfm2muuj2kpuit6/feed/aaab5q3jprwzi

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · Aug 31

It's not "creeping" fascism when it gives up all pretense of stealth.

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 1d

Not to brag or anything, but I've been told I have the maturity of a much, much younger man

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 14h

After Hours is a Cheech and Chong movie, but far from the best one.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · May 2

*knocking on your car window* a few miles back your dog’s ear was inside out thought you should know

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 18h

Oh darn, looks like I’m going to miss church today.

That makes 627 weeks in a row.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 19h

Each time I drink blue food coloring, something inside me dyes.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 18h

Where is it at?

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 20h

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, it really feels like fall. The season, sure but also of democracy as well.

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

My rhymes are prime meridian
My beats are non-euclidian
My seat's a carved obsidian
My fit's a big amphibian

- MCThulu

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1d

Give 'em a finch and they take a mile

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 1d

the store didn’t have any handkerchiefs with designs on them so I could only get this blandana

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d

🎶 how deep is your state 🎶

Conspiricee Gees

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

I would like to apologize to both Bushes for saying they were the worst president ever

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BippityBoppityBoo! @bippityboppitybong.bsky.social · 1d

Im just making up band names to see if my wife notices. Just finished watching the cousin fuckers.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 1d

The creator of the ballerina skirt put tu and tu together.

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Miriam/Markus (she/her, he/him, ze/hir) @magerightsactivist.bsky.social · 1d

I have bedroom eyes, but the thing I'm inviting you to do in there is take a nap.

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Les 💫 @lesdoncorleone.bsky.social · 1d

Know who else is on top for the first time this season? 🏈

Your Mom

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Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 1d

In line for Snallygaster Beer Fest and I appreciate how the guy walked down the line and asked me, "VIP?"
Fine, he asked other people too. But he meant it with me.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 4d

That looks like an eye infection, not Maybelline

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14d

I'd enjoy a shower more if I had backup singers.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 1d

It's an oxymoron... like looking at apartments together.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · Mar 20

🎵im sitting on the cock of the bae,
watching my pride roll away.
just sitting on the cock of the bae,
wastin’ time…

- mrs otis redding

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 26d

...and in related gnus, some wildebeest held a family reunion today.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 2d

What a game... congrats Seattle...

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know nothing about nothing, but if you want a peace prize maybe don't create a department of war

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