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Not Owen Meany

@notowenmeany.bsky.social

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If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back. 80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k

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Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · Feb 6

*artillery rains down around our trench*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 2h

i don't necessarily want to know the date of my death but you gotta admit it would be very useful for budgeting purposes

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Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 15m

That was my first laugh!

Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 18m

I know you're done by now, but does your TV have a Zoom/Aspect Ratio/Picture option? Zoom usually works, or at least improves that.

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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 7d

Ppl obsessing over Ophelia from Hamlet now but I already did that in middle school and had no friends and a retainer soooooo ❤️

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Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 22m

And if you do, NEVER allow a blacklight anywhere near it. Ignorance is, well, not bliss, but better than knowing!

Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 24m

You're joking! You're joking!

Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 25m

I am intrigued.

Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 1h

The System works.

Not Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 1h

Exhibit A: After a 15 inning game where every good pitcher pitched, they give up a first pitch HR to Toronto. Then hold them to 1(!) more hit and only throw 100 pitches.