Joyeux Noëling Owen Meany 🎄
@notowenmeany.bsky.social
If our first interaction is you following me, I won't be following back.
80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k
80% faux snobbery, 20% actual snobbery. Even I'm not sure which is which. He/Him.
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/notowenmeany.bsky.social/lists/3l72c4lzqtx2k
Pinned
*artillery rains down around our trench*
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em," Sarge growls.
"Finally," I exclaim, arranging my cedar chips under a perforated tray of mussels.
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Goods is too modest. They should be called baked greats.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Goods is too modest. They should be called baked greats.
@thenatidude.bsky.social [Madeline Kahn Blazing Saddles voice] It's twue!
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@thenatidude.bsky.social [Madeline Kahn Blazing Saddles voice] It's twue!
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There are few things better than sitting in the dark with your Christmas tree lit up.
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
There are few things better than sitting in the dark with your Christmas tree lit up.
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being around family yesterday reminded me of something valuable. its time to grow psychedelic mushrooms again.
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
being around family yesterday reminded me of something valuable. its time to grow psychedelic mushrooms again.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
My new favorite restaurant. God, I love eating wagons.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My new favorite restaurant. God, I love eating wagons.
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American Visiting Paris Stunned to Hear Six Year-old Child Speaking Flawless French
May 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
American Visiting Paris Stunned to Hear Six Year-old Child Speaking Flawless French
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Now it's time for everyone's favorite game show: Is She Hot or Is She Just Speaking French? Everyone is a winner!
(the answer is always both)
(the answer is always both)
May 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Now it's time for everyone's favorite game show: Is She Hot or Is She Just Speaking French? Everyone is a winner!
(the answer is always both)
(the answer is always both)
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What's the best thing you bought this year for under $100?
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What's the best thing you bought this year for under $100?
@finchinabq.bsky.social France is catering to your twisted lifestyle. An entire country of sickos.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
@finchinabq.bsky.social France is catering to your twisted lifestyle. An entire country of sickos.
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Happy Pumpkin Pie for Breakfast Day to all who celebrate!
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy Pumpkin Pie for Breakfast Day to all who celebrate!
That reminds me, I really should call Noël.
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
That reminds me, I really should call Noël.
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I think I'm ready for fleece evening wear
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I think I'm ready for fleece evening wear
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All white, non-blinking Christmas lights? I'll bet she's a real demon in the sack.
December 8, 2024 at 2:48 AM
All white, non-blinking Christmas lights? I'll bet she's a real demon in the sack.
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Leading the "Cousin Walk" into an ambush because it's what those filthy colonizers deserve.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Leading the "Cousin Walk" into an ambush because it's what those filthy colonizers deserve.
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Sorry that dinner is late, the thermometer needed a firmware update
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sorry that dinner is late, the thermometer needed a firmware update
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me quietly liking your thirst traps
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
me quietly liking your thirst traps
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November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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JFC, I haven't read anything more true in months.
Seeing an American abroad is like if your boss showed up on vacation. "I came here to get AWAY from you."
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
JFC, I haven't read anything more true in months.
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Seeing an American abroad is like if your boss showed up on vacation. "I came here to get AWAY from you."
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Seeing an American abroad is like if your boss showed up on vacation. "I came here to get AWAY from you."
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There’s at least one Rockette who will kick you in the face for fifty bucks
November 23, 2023 at 3:36 PM
There’s at least one Rockette who will kick you in the face for fifty bucks
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364 Days a Year: MY GOD THE COUNTRY IS BURNING
1 Day a Year: please look at this pie I made the crust turned out perfect
1 Day a Year: please look at this pie I made the crust turned out perfect
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
364 Days a Year: MY GOD THE COUNTRY IS BURNING
1 Day a Year: please look at this pie I made the crust turned out perfect
1 Day a Year: please look at this pie I made the crust turned out perfect
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