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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾

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Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46 Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com

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Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · Oct 19

Intro post:
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 16h

Caught in forbidden love

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 17h

Inexcusable that the New Republic just forgot they had the fastest ship in the galaxy and didn’t reverse engineer the special mods and apply them to all their ships

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 18h

👏 👏 👏👏👏

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 20h

Brainwashing!

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 21h

very specific action hero

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

In the French manner

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d

Remember self-care. Sprinkle some joy in with the doom scrollin' and whatnot. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

nom nom

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 1d

That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight. Trying to fix this lighting.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

improving movies with mr. bean: thread

Mr. Bean punching Nazis in Indiana Jones.

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Charming

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

I haven't noticed *too* much dropoff?

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

You can find jumbo eggs for free!

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 1d

if you count cows instead of sheep to try and fall asleep it’s probably pasture bedtime (i’m so sorry)

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

My rhymes are prime meridian
My beats are non-euclidian
My seat's a carved obsidian
My fit's a big amphibian

- MCThulu

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Peter Capaldi’s Doctor Who delivering the quoted post in a speech bubble

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Current status: singing the Temptations’ “My Girl” in a Cookie Monster voice substituting “Coo-kie”

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

he had an epiphany

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 2d

Flo [in an art gallery]:
“Well kiss ma grittes!”

(*an earlier version of this joke misidentified the owner of the catchphrase we regret the error)

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

- H.P. Lovecat

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Will his next film use both sides of his face

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 1d

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

Yip Yips would swallow them whole

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 1d

The undead find it difficult to keep up with current fashion, 40 years is nothing to them

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 2d

cold take so cold let us in we hunger

Captain AmBOOvalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 2d

A River Rons Through It