Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) π«±π»βπ«²πΎ
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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Intro post:
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
Americans need to pay more attention to news from the rest of the world
"Fatberg the size of four buses likely birthed poo balls that closed Sydney beaches β and it canβt be cleared" www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Americans need to pay more attention to news from the rest of the world
Avengers: Doomscrollday
January 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Avengers: Doomscrollday
Call it a meat cute
January 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Call it a meat cute
music!
Heeeyooo π€π₯(sick burn)
Heeeyooo π€π₯(sick burn)
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
music!
Heeeyooo π€π₯(sick burn)
Heeeyooo π€π₯(sick burn)
Theyβre like M&Ms oh crap
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Theyβre like M&Ms oh crap
(X: wha?!)
(*of course Iβm not on X this is a joke)
(*of course Iβm not on X this is a joke)
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
(X: wha?!)
(*of course Iβm not on X this is a joke)
(*of course Iβm not on X this is a joke)
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
And toenail growing can help you meet your toeless sock goals
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
And toenail growing can help you meet your toeless sock goals
(Verizon: wha?!)
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
(Verizon: wha?!)
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I'm pretty nice but AI generated voices make me want to kill
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I'm pretty nice but AI generated voices make me want to kill
The best case is their sole purpose is to give him a prize
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The best case is their sole purpose is to give him a prize
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*sees 2% milk in your fridge* wow howβd you get such a low interest rate on your milk, bro?
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
*sees 2% milk in your fridge* wow howβd you get such a low interest rate on your milk, bro?
Pikachonk
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Pikachonk
$kibidi
$tonks
$tonks
January 16, 2026 at 1:05 AM
$kibidi
$tonks
$tonks
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This test works. My dog can barely tolerate Pantera, but my cat can take full Metallica with no side effects. Waiting for the Prog Rock test, which I think they'll both fail at spectacularly.
January 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
This test works. My dog can barely tolerate Pantera, but my cat can take full Metallica with no side effects. Waiting for the Prog Rock test, which I think they'll both fail at spectacularly.
Yeah, I just mean the over the top sexism and greed part
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Yeah, I just mean the over the top sexism and greed part
open face βIsland Surpriseβ
January 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
open face βIsland Surpriseβ
38 year old teenage boys
January 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
38 year old teenage boys
Iβve seen Klingons used as well. Iβd personally pick Ferengi as Romulans are too calculating and Klingons have honor
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Iβve seen Klingons used as well. Iβd personally pick Ferengi as Romulans are too calculating and Klingons have honor
you still want it? Just take it
January 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
you still want it? Just take it
Very interesting. Iβd love to see a pfp border that indicates if someone follows you
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Very interesting. Iβd love to see a pfp border that indicates if someone follows you
Not gonna mess up that repost number but this is a joke, right? right?
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Not gonna mess up that repost number but this is a joke, right? right?
I, for one, welcome our Danish overlords
January 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I, for one, welcome our Danish overlords
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Bit of a surprise that just when the future catches up to Star Trek, weβre the Klingons.
Hegseth and Musk's cringey event this week reminded us of what the utopian science fiction franchise is really all aboutβand how that message is fundamentally lost on some people.
Musk and Hegseth vow to βmake Star Trek realβ but miss the showβs lessons
AI weapons systems may annihilate their creators.
arstechnica.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Bit of a surprise that just when the future catches up to Star Trek, weβre the Klingons.
Making Grover OLD ELMO
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Making Grover OLD ELMO