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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) πŸ«±πŸ»β€πŸ«²πŸΎ
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland

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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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Intro post:
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
Americans need to pay more attention to news from the rest of the world
"Fatberg the size of four buses likely birthed poo balls that closed Sydney beaches – and it can’t be cleared" www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Avengers: Doomscrollday
January 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Call it a meat cute
January 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
music!

Heeeyooo πŸ€’πŸ”₯(sick burn)
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
They’re like M&Ms oh crap
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
(X: wha?!)

(*of course I’m not on X this is a joke)
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 PM
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
And toenail growing can help you meet your toeless sock goals
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
(Verizon: wha?!)
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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I'm pretty nice but AI generated voices make me want to kill
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The best case is their sole purpose is to give him a prize
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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*sees 2% milk in your fridge* wow how’d you get such a low interest rate on your milk, bro?
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Pikachonk
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
$kibidi
$tonks
January 16, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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This test works. My dog can barely tolerate Pantera, but my cat can take full Metallica with no side effects. Waiting for the Prog Rock test, which I think they'll both fail at spectacularly.
January 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Yeah, I just mean the over the top sexism and greed part
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
open face β€œIsland Surprise”
January 15, 2026 at 11:44 PM
38 year old teenage boys
January 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I’ve seen Klingons used as well. I’d personally pick Ferengi as Romulans are too calculating and Klingons have honor
January 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
you still want it? Just take it
January 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Very interesting. I’d love to see a pfp border that indicates if someone follows you
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Not gonna mess up that repost number but this is a joke, right? right?
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I, for one, welcome our Danish overlords
January 15, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Bit of a surprise that just when the future catches up to Star Trek, we’re the Klingons.
Hegseth and Musk's cringey event this week reminded us of what the utopian science fiction franchise is really all aboutβ€”and how that message is fundamentally lost on some people.
Musk and Hegseth vow to β€œmake Star Trek real” but miss the show’s lessons
AI weapons systems may annihilate their creators.
arstechnica.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Making Grover OLD ELMO
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM