Tammy Golden
@tammygolden.bsky.social
Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots, Hanging With Doctor Z, The Novelizers, other nerdy stuff.
OOPS SORRY Brad Pitt I'm super late responding to your question in Se7en, been SOOOOO busy with stuff
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
OOPS SORRY Brad Pitt I'm super late responding to your question in Se7en, been SOOOOO busy with stuff
White being the color of the year is a little too on the nose politically
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
White being the color of the year is a little too on the nose politically
Kash Patel at the podium this morning
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Kash Patel at the podium this morning
Went to an In-N-Out drive-thru where the pickup window was on the passenger side, giving my dog the thrill of her life
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Went to an In-N-Out drive-thru where the pickup window was on the passenger side, giving my dog the thrill of her life
Blue and black or white and gold
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Blue and black or white and gold
BRAZIL is a Christmas movie
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
BRAZIL is a Christmas movie
Saw a post saying "It's Giving Tuesday!" and thought it meant it in the way kids say, translated as "it has the vibes of a Tuesday" which was odd because it IS Tuesday and then I realized it meant it as part the Black Friday/Cyber Monday/Giving Tuesday trifecta. Anyway I'm giving stupid
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Saw a post saying "It's Giving Tuesday!" and thought it meant it in the way kids say, translated as "it has the vibes of a Tuesday" which was odd because it IS Tuesday and then I realized it meant it as part the Black Friday/Cyber Monday/Giving Tuesday trifecta. Anyway I'm giving stupid
Tim Robinson as Columbo, doing the "Just one more thing" but then asking a ridiculous question that has nothing to do with the murder
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Tim Robinson as Columbo, doing the "Just one more thing" but then asking a ridiculous question that has nothing to do with the murder
Can I call it seasonal depression if it remains throughout all seasons
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can I call it seasonal depression if it remains throughout all seasons
Happy T-giving to those who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy T-giving to those who celebrate
Happy Thanksgiving sure, ok, but mostly happy exact 25th anniversary today of the Gorillaz first album release.
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Happy Thanksgiving sure, ok, but mostly happy exact 25th anniversary today of the Gorillaz first album release.
Will I get re$iduals for this? Probably not! But happy MST3K Turkey Day Marathon!
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Will I get re$iduals for this? Probably not! But happy MST3K Turkey Day Marathon!
Got both a flu AND covid vaccine tonight, will this kick my ass and get me out of doing anything on Thanksgiving? Let's find out!
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Got both a flu AND covid vaccine tonight, will this kick my ass and get me out of doing anything on Thanksgiving? Let's find out!
2018 I think. I was tickled pink to meet the man. RIP, Udo.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
2018 I think. I was tickled pink to meet the man. RIP, Udo.
RIP Udo Kier. What a career!
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
RIP Udo Kier. What a career!
Sweethearts, don't clutch your pearls, you KNEW he was into raw sewage.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sweethearts, don't clutch your pearls, you KNEW he was into raw sewage.
Running Man with @edgarwright.bsky.social at the Vista Theater. AND THEN, walking home, I met the Garbage King!
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Running Man with @edgarwright.bsky.social at the Vista Theater. AND THEN, walking home, I met the Garbage King!
When Steven Miller does his various screeds on Fox, he always does upspeak. Sometimes it helps to think of him as a vapid 13 year old Los Angeles girl.
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When Steven Miller does his various screeds on Fox, he always does upspeak. Sometimes it helps to think of him as a vapid 13 year old Los Angeles girl.
Huh. This is from today. New #AccidentalPicard -- presidential dickie/unquiet piggy edition
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Huh. This is from today. New #AccidentalPicard -- presidential dickie/unquiet piggy edition
Look, I can't fully explain it but this billboard lawyer somehow looks like a combination of every DS9 character and I will not be moved on this
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Look, I can't fully explain it but this billboard lawyer somehow looks like a combination of every DS9 character and I will not be moved on this
Uh. This just in.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Uh. This just in.
New #AccidentalPicard, @taskmaster.tv Transporter edition
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
New #AccidentalPicard, @taskmaster.tv Transporter edition
hey @msnowevents.bsky.social why the hell am I watching a 3 minute Billy Graham ad on MSNOW? Are there gonna be cringier ads without the NBC backing?
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
hey @msnowevents.bsky.social why the hell am I watching a 3 minute Billy Graham ad on MSNOW? Are there gonna be cringier ads without the NBC backing?
Well put. It's easy to be an ice agent or a Steven Miller type when you do not consider anyone else human.
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Well put. It's easy to be an ice agent or a Steven Miller type when you do not consider anyone else human.
A few articles from 2002, 2003 respectively (other one below) where, oh boy they ALMOST got it. Almost. /8OFMptJ3Y1wDxj7Fp
Jeffrey Epstein: International Moneyman of Mystery
“Terrific guy,” Donald Trump booms from a speakerphone. “He’s a lot of fun to be with.”
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November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
A few articles from 2002, 2003 respectively (other one below) where, oh boy they ALMOST got it. Almost. /8OFMptJ3Y1wDxj7Fp