Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
I think Miss Piggy would keep popping up everywhere they go demanding to know why there aren't any women in the story
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I think Miss Piggy would keep popping up everywhere they go demanding to know why there aren't any women in the story
"Too soon!" - Daedalus
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Too soon!" - Daedalus
Might be a boopth
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Might be a boopth
Though I hoped they’d do another Dungeons & Dragons
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Though I hoped they’d do another Dungeons & Dragons
Maybe just among the consultants he talks to? The ones who convinced him a list of Republican policy failures drove people away from Democrats
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Maybe just among the consultants he talks to? The ones who convinced him a list of Republican policy failures drove people away from Democrats
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"I don't like to toot my own horn" haha SIKE toot toot honk honk motherfuckers
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"I don't like to toot my own horn" haha SIKE toot toot honk honk motherfuckers
Whew!
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Whew!
Pedantphile: not used because nobody likes them
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Pedantphile: not used because nobody likes them
Those are spangles!!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Those are spangles!!!
Ask your doctor about Vizier(tm)
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Ask your doctor about Vizier(tm)
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In Chicago they also have to pay you interest on it
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
In Chicago they also have to pay you interest on it
Good ol’ Chill Ailin’ Sea Bass
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Good ol’ Chill Ailin’ Sea Bass
They just don’t make em like good ol’ creaky anymore
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
They just don’t make em like good ol’ creaky anymore
Those bionic people are TOAST
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Those bionic people are TOAST
MASKATRON
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
MASKATRON