Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻🫲🏾
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland
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Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com
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* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
* Silly on main, replies/likes may be serious
* General nerd
* Solo all-ages Fringe acoustic performer/recording artist (sortofa cross between Weird Al & TMBG)
* Developing satirical pop musical Rick Cosmos and the Green Things From Mars
* Former corporate litigation support/ediscovery
Kermit would be perfect as Bilbo
Bunsen Honeydew as Gandalf
The Electric Mayhem as Thorin & Co...
Bunsen Honeydew as Gandalf
The Electric Mayhem as Thorin & Co...
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Kermit would be perfect as Bilbo
Bunsen Honeydew as Gandalf
The Electric Mayhem as Thorin & Co...
Bunsen Honeydew as Gandalf
The Electric Mayhem as Thorin & Co...
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"I don't like to toot my own horn" haha SIKE toot toot honk honk motherfuckers
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"I don't like to toot my own horn" haha SIKE toot toot honk honk motherfuckers
Not many know this but Billy Joel wrote "The Stranger" about Maskatron
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Not many know this but Billy Joel wrote "The Stranger" about Maskatron
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Negative candles are cantdles.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Negative candles are cantdles.
Maximizing efficiency by spreading my toast with toothpaste
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Maximizing efficiency by spreading my toast with toothpaste
STAR: Should I dance? Or should I war?
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
STAR: Should I dance? Or should I war?
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Ok nobody panic but it’s FRIDAY THE 14TH
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Ok nobody panic but it’s FRIDAY THE 14TH
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It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It was this time last year that I was wholly distracted from pressing project deadlines by making this ragtag troupe. Currently resisting the pull to add new recruites...
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My War on Christmas until December First has begun
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My War on Christmas until December First has begun
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If I had a DeLorean, I’d drive it from it from time to time…
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If I had a DeLorean, I’d drive it from it from time to time…
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[at the Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum party]
I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And there is plenty of bubble gum. So your asses are safe for the time being.
I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And there is plenty of bubble gum. So your asses are safe for the time being.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
[at the Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum party]
I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And there is plenty of bubble gum. So your asses are safe for the time being.
I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And there is plenty of bubble gum. So your asses are safe for the time being.
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I feel like there’s so much America could Do but it all boils down to integration and climate change and America apparently hates minorities and science now lmao.
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I feel like there’s so much America could Do but it all boils down to integration and climate change and America apparently hates minorities and science now lmao.
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Realizing that every time a Star Trek character said, “Computer, (do a task)”, it meant Siri / Alexa’s settings were set to listen passively makes me increasingly uncomfortable w/ the future I thought I wanted as a child.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Realizing that every time a Star Trek character said, “Computer, (do a task)”, it meant Siri / Alexa’s settings were set to listen passively makes me increasingly uncomfortable w/ the future I thought I wanted as a child.
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fiona apple looks nice but fiona windows is cheaper
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
fiona apple looks nice but fiona windows is cheaper
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in europe she's known as Kilometery Cyrus thank youuuuuhh
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
in europe she's known as Kilometery Cyrus thank youuuuuhh
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
So they’re complaining they burst their Bonds?
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So they’re complaining they burst their Bonds?
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James Bond somehow survived and now has robotic spider legs
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
James Bond somehow survived and now has robotic spider legs
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Says.
I need you at Says.
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Garfunkel.
I need you at Garfunkel.
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Says.
I need you at Says.
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After James Bond’s death, four new agents appear, all claiming to be 007. But after the Cyborg Bond blows up London, the real Bond emerges from his healing pod and leads the other three to victory.
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
After James Bond’s death, four new agents appear, all claiming to be 007. But after the Cyborg Bond blows up London, the real Bond emerges from his healing pod and leads the other three to victory.
Into The Bondoverse
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Into The Bondoverse
They’re more emoji than profile now, twisted and evil
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
They’re more emoji than profile now, twisted and evil
Purrasic Park
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Purrasic Park