BOLT VANDERHUGE
@zaprowsdower.bsky.social
Nightmare Hellperson (He/Him)
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First guy to admit to being the Good Idea Fairy
Trump claims he personally redesigned Coast Guard ships because he’s a “looks” person
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
First guy to admit to being the Good Idea Fairy
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In a way, aren’t we all traveling to turkey today?
Pope Leo XIV embarked on his first international trip as pontiff on Thursday, traveling to Turkey to start a six-day tour that will also include Lebanon. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/w...
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In a way, aren’t we all traveling to turkey today?
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"You shouldn't have to drink at the holidays to have fun!" OK well my doctor (Mayo Clinic btw) told me if I don't have 3-4 beers on Thanksgiving and Christmas I will die. So you're being ableist.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"You shouldn't have to drink at the holidays to have fun!" OK well my doctor (Mayo Clinic btw) told me if I don't have 3-4 beers on Thanksgiving and Christmas I will die. So you're being ableist.
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …
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Accidentally discovered a guy named
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Accidentally discovered a guy named
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You can see an early example of Guillermo del Toro's penchant for romances involving monsters in Hellboy, where the title character is depicted as loving Selma Blair despite her social media
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
You can see an early example of Guillermo del Toro's penchant for romances involving monsters in Hellboy, where the title character is depicted as loving Selma Blair despite her social media
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AdBusters has officially been rendered obsolete
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
AdBusters has officially been rendered obsolete
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BEAT TO DIVISIONS! ALL HANDS ABOUT SHIP!
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
BEAT TO DIVISIONS! ALL HANDS ABOUT SHIP!
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extraordinary commitment to the bit
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
extraordinary commitment to the bit
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The X-Men
August 3, 2023 at 5:29 PM
The X-Men
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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In 1998, Cartoon Network commissioned MST3K creator (and CtC guest) Joel Hodgson and his brother Jim to create a new intro for SGCTC. 17 were produced, but were never used. Five of them were eventually released as Easter Eggs on the Volume 2 DVD. Models by Screaming Mad George. Paul Feig played SG
April 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In 1998, Cartoon Network commissioned MST3K creator (and CtC guest) Joel Hodgson and his brother Jim to create a new intro for SGCTC. 17 were produced, but were never used. Five of them were eventually released as Easter Eggs on the Volume 2 DVD. Models by Screaming Mad George. Paul Feig played SG
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"Morals are bad because they won't help your cause," an article by someone who hates your cause and wants your cause to fail.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Morals are bad because they won't help your cause," an article by someone who hates your cause and wants your cause to fail.
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
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Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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Grace Kelly photographed on 4 October 1951 watching the World Series opener between the New York Yankees and the New York Giants at Warner Bros Burbank Studios with the cast and crew of “HIGH NOON” including Otto Kruger, Thomas Mitchell, Gary Cooper and Lon Chaney Jr.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Grace Kelly photographed on 4 October 1951 watching the World Series opener between the New York Yankees and the New York Giants at Warner Bros Burbank Studios with the cast and crew of “HIGH NOON” including Otto Kruger, Thomas Mitchell, Gary Cooper and Lon Chaney Jr.
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doing 200 kettlebell swings at 45lbs in preparation for the next time i see my niece
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
doing 200 kettlebell swings at 45lbs in preparation for the next time i see my niece
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It's very simple. The next film should be about four Bonds: a cyborg one, a bloke in a suit of armour with a big hammer, a teenage one who's cloned from the DNA of Bond and Blofeld, and a fascist one that's secretly an artifact from Bond's homeworld.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It's very simple. The next film should be about four Bonds: a cyborg one, a bloke in a suit of armour with a big hammer, a teenage one who's cloned from the DNA of Bond and Blofeld, and a fascist one that's secretly an artifact from Bond's homeworld.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
Then the real one should come back with a mullet.
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Until the sun burns out
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*making a massive, unpopular mistake that will cause untold suffering. history will remember me like Paul von Hindenburg* I'm the adult in the room
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
*making a massive, unpopular mistake that will cause untold suffering. history will remember me like Paul von Hindenburg* I'm the adult in the room