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can you think of a reason i might have different expectations of mamdani and schumer. just shout em out. any one reason
The pivot from "Mamdani is a political genius for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" to "Schumer is a political moron for focusing his message almost entirely on affordability" is odd.
January 20, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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This is now all of US foreign policy
January 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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hello darkness my old friend
I'm standing at the fridge again

o jar, my hand is slowly creeping
even though I should be sleeping

thirty seven, that's the olives in my gut
olive slut

I'm going back

for olive
January 18, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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My man Ronald Reagan was president then
Imagine telling someone from the 1980s that America will end up being run by a cabal of dimwitted Nazis led by a fat stupid paedophile
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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T should be available without a prescription even if it means some cisgender men explode their hearts or whatever
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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WOKE GLOBALIST CAR!!!!!! (1985 Toleman TG185/Hart Inline 4 Turbo.)
January 16, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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only pedophiles invest in #$TSLA
January 15, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I also like playing with men
January 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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This excuse is getting tiresome. As an elected official, it’s your duty to inform your constituents if this is the case. Rip the fucking band-aid off now, conditions aren’t going to improve.
I think the reason we have not seen Frey, Her, and Walz change their orientations on exercising the use of state policing power to repel the federal occupation is that to do so would be to admit the State Patrol, National Guard, MPD, SPPD, et al., are de facto not actually under their command.
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
might be my favorite piece of Kyle Ferrin art
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
very funny to write this whole post and never mention that defector costs $8
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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The late Scott Adams is best remembered by Tristan Farnon's "A COMEDY CRISIS," a hilariously filthy bendy-toy fumetti parody of Dilbert that made Adams so furious he tried to sue the little bendy giraffe. One of the high points of the 90's. Look up Leisuretown.com, you won't regret it.
January 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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i do not want chicago to be in the epic meme production industry. i know we're not actually better than that, snl and what-not, but i don't think we should continue with our rat holes and our cheese grater guys. i consider this "philadelphia behavior" and if it were up to me we wouldn't engage in it
A blue-collar worker has found fame as "Cheese Grater Guy" during the Bears’ iconic playoff win over the Packers. blockclubchi.co/3Nu2vfn
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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We're going to tell stories to our grandkids one day about the NYT's essential role in bringing about the Fourth Reich and with it, WWIII, in the most maniacally stupid way conceivable.
January 13, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Lol Skin Deep rules youtu.be/GRdqp0WoNZE?...
Productivity (Presented by MIAOCorp)
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January 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
thinking about the type of person who would need a floppy disk drive and a usb-c connection
January 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
there's people arguing that these weren't floppy discs in the replies and I'm losing it
there is a woman on TikTok who has been arguing for months now with randos that keep insisting that nobody called 3.5" disks "floppy disks" or "floppies" at the time. it's weird. no matter what kind of proof she provides or how many agree with her, people are coming out of the woodwork to disagree
January 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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if your artistic passions, skills, and talents lie in something people cant consume while sitting in traffic you shouldnt give up but you should find a second revenue stream like sucking dick for money or gambling
January 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
an incredible feat from reddit
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM