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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 8d

stop using bottle-blonde as an insult. the hottest women on earth have a totally prepackaged plastic aesthetic and i will fight for them to my dying breath. i will lay down my life for lip fillers, gummi bears, hair bleach, lash extensions, tummy tucks, and botox. i will die for bimbos to live

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 48m

i lobe this omg

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 1h

honestly people who are ride or die for biden are closet sexists. theyre furious a woman one-upped him

perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 1h

this is like buying communion wafers at the store for a snack

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ً @zan.bsky.social · 1h

Hamtaro happened to me in real life

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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 1h

notes app screenshot:

sorry
If I ever do a sincere and lengthy note post I may as well blow my shit off, what a fundamentally unserious existence we all lead, what are we doing. Have you read exiting the vampire castle mark fisher. I’m sorry if this is a bad post, or if I crossed a line in some way. I just think a lot of the time we get caught up in what shit means about us, when sometimes we are not the one who is important. Ykwim. Ok I think this is starting to look long enough in the notes app to be funny, there’s not much here, sorry again

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Bimbo Mentality Podcast @bimbomentality.bsky.social · 1h

With its single release today, we're excited to officially announce that "Runners" by @noctiflora.bsky.social will be the intro/outro music for Bimbo Mentality!

Sophia Noir - Noctiflora: Runners (Single)

YouTube video by I. Noctiflora

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 1h

i am convinced that everyone in federal office has just given up

perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 2h

its true i had not considered this

perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 2h

the only thing that can stop a bad government with guns is a good government with guns

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2h

i think we can probably put to bed the argument that guns are necessary to prevent a tyrannical government from stripping away our freedoms

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 2h

literally same i am waiting to clock out

perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 2h

turns out a bunch of people who own guns to shoot people with are morally aligned with a government that shoots people

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 2h

im a scientist who feeds u

perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 2h

howre u doing happy friday

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Worlds most valuable dog @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 7h

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 2h

hi puck

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 2h

except its amazon vs palantir instead of mcdonalds vs burger king

perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 2h

i used to be in an ancap shitposting group and people would make fun of ancaps with memes like this and now thats just what america is like

an ancap ball meme (a yellow and black ball smiling and giving a thunbs up) that says "When the air raid sirens are blaring due to the McDonalds air support providing CAS for the infantry invading a Burger King across the street so you call the McDonalds local manager and tell the that they are currently breaking the NAP, due to the shrapnel flying on your lawn and they simply hang up, because they know you can't do shit about it and no one cares, so you use this time to kill your neighbor and take all of his belongings so you can sell them for chicken nuggets at the newly annexed McDonalds."

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 3h

what if you become a werewolf 😱

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 3h

snake

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 3h

babe can you please shut the fuck up it is time to listen

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 3h

im sure skyrocketing rates of unchecked fraud will turn out fine for everyone dont worry about it

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 3h

so whats that make wario? a bimho?

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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 3h

well yes liberals support capitalism by default because they support the systems that maintain it through wealth extraction from the third world. but progressive libs dont really understand those mechanisms as an explicit goal of our security state, so it still falls under mythmaking ideology

perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 4h

i would watch the fuck out of this