Max the comics guy who does comics about comics
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A thread of my various comic threads. First up, The Summoner, a comic about a stoner who accidentally stumbles upon a ritual to summon monsters:

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I read Seinlanguage when I was in middle school so this is from over twenty years ago at this point.
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Jerry Seinfeld had a bit in his book about how gift cards were a slap in the face gift because they were just less useful cash and I was all “FUCK YOU THEY SHOW WHOEVER YOU’RE SHOPPING FOR THAT YOU KNOW WHAT THEIR INTERESTS ARE BUT DON’T WANT TO RISK BUYING THEM THE WRONG THING FROM SAID INTEREST.”
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What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.
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Nah, that story where he stops all those invisible asteroids.
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Doug from the tv show Doug Vs Isles from Rizzoli & Isles
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My “I am here of my own free will” letter is raising a lot of questions already answered by my letter.
Dracula: Johnny, I think you should write a letter to send back to England telling them that your business is concluded and you shall be returning home shortly, entirely unfucked by Count Dracula.
Jonathan Harker: …because it is and I will be?
Dracula: oh johnny
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Lee Forrester: Oh no, it’s Scott Summers. He’s my ex. He’s had it in for me ever since I kinda made out with his son.
Jennifer Walters: You did?
Lee: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and “made out with” with "fucked.”
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After some research the answer appears to be…kinda? Maybe?
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Which three X-Men would you want with you in a zombie apocalypse scenario? (Hard mode: no omegas.)
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Deniz Akdeniz really Clark Kented me in High Potential.
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This is roughly the plot of the first couple of seasons of Once Upon a Time.
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“Sure the outfits weren’t practical but when you look at the men-“ it’s not about practicality, it just turns out that walking with what appears to be entirely dislocated hips isn’t actually that sexy.
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I watched a video about the desexification of the Mortal Kombat ladies and I’m sorry horny dudes but I’m pretty sure the main reason they dialed it back wasn’t wokeness but more the fact that they looked very, very silly.
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Animating Jean Grey’s death and rebirth as Phoenix to Carly Rae Jepsen’s cover of the Full House theme song.
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Kid is watching Blippi, a man i normally find intensely irritating but Kid keeps on scolding him like “Blippi that’s a playground you’re too big for that” and “Blippi, that’s for kids, you’re a grownup” so that’s pretty fun.
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