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Ty Schalter
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Professional writer and talker; sports things & nerd stuff. Feature journalism, NFL analysis, books & stories, and my podcast about old video game magazines: @funfactorpod.com. Partnerships director @rankmivote.bsky.social. He/him. #ADHD
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hey, new followers! i’m ty schalter, a columnist for @prideofdetroit.bsky.social. subscribe for a whole bunch of great #onepride analysis: subscribe.prideofdetroitdirect.com/join

I’m also half of @funfactorpod.com, a biweekly podcast reviewing old video game magazine reviews! funfactorpod.com
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Two Old Gamers Review Old Video Game Magazine Reviews with Ty Schalter and Aidan Moher
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ayyyyyyyyy isak slots it yaaaaaay no more discourse
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i get it but also there were plays there to be made yesterday and really this season that were just not made. its not all on one person.
Nick Sirianni backs Kevin Patullo after ‘Fire Kevin’ chants greet lackluster offense

Go inside the locker room from another quiet game from the offense while scrutiny on the play-caller grows louder, on @TheAthletic: www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
Nick Sirianni backs Kevin Patullo after ‘Fire Kevin’ chants greet lackluster offense
The Eagles' offense is still searching for answers after yet another quiet game.
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Northwestern and Columbia being famous for journalism and bending over for Trump seems a little too on the nose these days
This is the second largest payout from a private university to the Trump admin yet, second only to Columbia’s $200m
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
dudes rock
Bears coach Ben Johnson letting it rip
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Two Old Gamers Review Old Video Game Magazine Reviews with Ty Schalter and Aidan Moher
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November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Sitting next to my Eagles obsessed mother in law and she’s doing and saying stuff that makes this look like child’s play. Like I’m afraid to even post it for fear of someone alerting the authorities.
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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And there's a whole article you can read after the headline, too! Here it is.

Sharing links to writing you appreciate really does make a huge difference even for publications of our size.
Microsoft's head of AI doesn't understand why people don't like AI, and I don't understand why he doesn't understand because it's pretty obvious
Is it really "mindblowing" that people are skeptical of software that consistently doesn't do the things we're told it can do?
www.pcgamer.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Subscribe to the Onion print edition, it's worth every penny.
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
contact was absolutely early lol
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Dan Campbell booing at the TV
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Did I mention we’re neither millionaires nor trillionaires and our P&L sheet looks uglier than OpenAI’s?
This Black Friday, instead of buying some nonsense product from a billionaire or trillionaire, you should grab a @funfactorpod.com ULTRA membership!

It’s not on sale, but we need your money because podcasting ain’t easy or cheap and we’re cute.

🎧 FunFactorPod.com
FunFactor Podcast — Subscribe Today!
Two Old Gamers Review Old Video Game Magazine Reviews with Ty Schalter and Aidan Moher
FunFactorPod.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
we were at my sil/bil’s today and their toilets backed up because of grease in the pipe down the road from them, plumber was indeed called
WIFE: I learned that the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers...

ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?

WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Some Thanksgiving thoughts...

This year, as we get ready to bring on *a lot* of people to help us create the world of The Lands Remaining, I'm thinking about how we've hired quite literally hundreds of freelancers since 2016, and always at a much higher pay rate than what bigger publishers pay.(1/)
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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TURDUCKEN! bengals win!
six field goals on thanksgiving should win the game, that’s a turducken
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM
worst rule in sports!!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
god i missed watching joe burrow
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Just to reiterate, Marxism is not "skip to the part where I don't pay for anything and fuck everyone else"
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
you gotta be kidding me, mahomes
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
we got some baskethooping going on
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
throw’s gotta be better, catch should’ve been made
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM