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the way teachers and students have been on the front lines of every reactionary policy decision for the past few decades
I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen
*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
the way teachers and students have been on the front lines of every reactionary policy decision for the past few decades
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Internal DHS training docs are correct: profanity-laden screaming at ICE agents is protected First Amendment speech
January 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Internal DHS training docs are correct: profanity-laden screaming at ICE agents is protected First Amendment speech
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![Arrested Development: George Bluth Sr., head in hands, in prison: "I got the worst fucking [viziers]." (Bracketed text is edited in over original line.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qp44wbdtbrgyzzgugn5ekx2b/bafkreibvdvmzallhmylmk5p3plqr3juhbkja3jsyzjwmclh3h4cd5cxste@jpeg)
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If you like gay rams, behold the TRANS CORN
Halfway through growing, the tassel (pollen flower) decided it was a corncob (seed flower) instead.
Halfway through growing, the tassel (pollen flower) decided it was a corncob (seed flower) instead.
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
If you like gay rams, behold the TRANS CORN
Halfway through growing, the tassel (pollen flower) decided it was a corncob (seed flower) instead.
Halfway through growing, the tassel (pollen flower) decided it was a corncob (seed flower) instead.
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“Be not afraid.”
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
“Be not afraid.”
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MAGAs: The left is escalating the rhetoric by calling us Nazis
Also MAGAs: Look at our new podium, featuring a Nazi slogan about the time Nazis wiped out an entire village in Czechoslovakia and killed up to 5000 innocent people in retaliation for one Nazi being killed.
"One of ours, all of yours."
Also MAGAs: Look at our new podium, featuring a Nazi slogan about the time Nazis wiped out an entire village in Czechoslovakia and killed up to 5000 innocent people in retaliation for one Nazi being killed.
"One of ours, all of yours."
January 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
MAGAs: The left is escalating the rhetoric by calling us Nazis
Also MAGAs: Look at our new podium, featuring a Nazi slogan about the time Nazis wiped out an entire village in Czechoslovakia and killed up to 5000 innocent people in retaliation for one Nazi being killed.
"One of ours, all of yours."
Also MAGAs: Look at our new podium, featuring a Nazi slogan about the time Nazis wiped out an entire village in Czechoslovakia and killed up to 5000 innocent people in retaliation for one Nazi being killed.
"One of ours, all of yours."
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Couldn't go to bed without doodling this.
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Couldn't go to bed without doodling this.
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the woodland detectives
January 13, 2026 at 8:14 AM
the woodland detectives
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just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday
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The GOP is allowed to eviscerate and destroy organizations like the CFBP, CDC, NIH and CPB that serve all Americans but Dems are squeamish about even cutting the astronomical funding of ICE which serves naked GOP interests
January 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The GOP is allowed to eviscerate and destroy organizations like the CFBP, CDC, NIH and CPB that serve all Americans but Dems are squeamish about even cutting the astronomical funding of ICE which serves naked GOP interests
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Hoverfly ID project coming along nicely
January 12, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Hoverfly ID project coming along nicely
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Same family! Criorhina kincaidi on the left, Hypocritanus lemur on the right
January 12, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Same family! Criorhina kincaidi on the left, Hypocritanus lemur on the right
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Just a parent postponing his kid’s birthday party because his parents don’t think it’s currently safe to ask his classmates to travel across the city to visit our house.
January 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Just a parent postponing his kid’s birthday party because his parents don’t think it’s currently safe to ask his classmates to travel across the city to visit our house.
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Supposedly the muntjac is having a huge hormone surge because his mate is in heat, which is why he's behaving aggressively.
To which I can only say: fellas, you ever get so horny you fight a rhino
To which I can only say: fellas, you ever get so horny you fight a rhino
January 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Supposedly the muntjac is having a huge hormone surge because his mate is in heat, which is why he's behaving aggressively.
To which I can only say: fellas, you ever get so horny you fight a rhino
To which I can only say: fellas, you ever get so horny you fight a rhino
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In light of Powell's video last night about how they are molesting the money this time, I regret to inform you that I am at work
January 12, 2026 at 10:16 AM
In light of Powell's video last night about how they are molesting the money this time, I regret to inform you that I am at work
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AI is making everyone stupid as shit. Turn it off. Turn it all off
January 11, 2026 at 11:51 PM
AI is making everyone stupid as shit. Turn it off. Turn it all off
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Things are bad but we can still make good food
January 11, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Things are bad but we can still make good food
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my friend is a postal worker in minneapolis and they all got letters at work today to show to police to prove they are essential workers authorized to be out. i guess we're to the "papers please" era now officially.
January 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
my friend is a postal worker in minneapolis and they all got letters at work today to show to police to prove they are essential workers authorized to be out. i guess we're to the "papers please" era now officially.
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Never have faith in the Jags. They will only hurt you
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Never have faith in the Jags. They will only hurt you
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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More postal workers die on the job every year than have died in the entire history of ICE.
January 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
More postal workers die on the job every year than have died in the entire history of ICE.
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damn the Dickeyville Grotto is crazy
January 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
damn the Dickeyville Grotto is crazy
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Ok now condemn the illegal sale of Palestinian land
As I said earlier today, chants in support of a terrorist organization have no place in our city. We will continue to ensure New Yorkers’ safety entering and exiting houses of worship as well as the constitutional right to protest.
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Ok now condemn the illegal sale of Palestinian land