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Fascinated by Netflix claiming that Clear and Present Danger was a core piece of the millennial upbringing experience.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Fascinated by Netflix claiming that Clear and Present Danger was a core piece of the millennial upbringing experience.
I am 100% certain that AI is not even remotely close to being capable of doing my job, just as I am 100% certain it could replace my immediate supervisors right this minute without interruption. But I also believe they could be replaced by literally nothing, so...
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am 100% certain that AI is not even remotely close to being capable of doing my job, just as I am 100% certain it could replace my immediate supervisors right this minute without interruption. But I also believe they could be replaced by literally nothing, so...
Well then, it's a good thing that literally not one single person on earth actually believes this.
There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Well then, it's a good thing that literally not one single person on earth actually believes this.
I think Terminator had it all wrong, and once Skynet comes online and is asked to recognize the greatest threat to the planet, it's just gonna nuke its own data centers.
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think Terminator had it all wrong, and once Skynet comes online and is asked to recognize the greatest threat to the planet, it's just gonna nuke its own data centers.
If you're just gonna do the whole "why do I have to learn when I've already got the Bible" shtick, why are you even wasting your time on college?
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you're just gonna do the whole "why do I have to learn when I've already got the Bible" shtick, why are you even wasting your time on college?
I get the outrage, and it's dumb as hell that they're even saying this, but it's worth noting that Trump supporters don't *actually* believe any of this shit. It's nihilism and stubborness all the way down. The more insane Trump's antics get, the more the human mind conditions them to double down.
On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I get the outrage, and it's dumb as hell that they're even saying this, but it's worth noting that Trump supporters don't *actually* believe any of this shit. It's nihilism and stubborness all the way down. The more insane Trump's antics get, the more the human mind conditions them to double down.
It's still really funny to me that all of these talentless cancel culture grifters spent decades complaining that they were shut out of Hollywood for being conservative, and then the moment they finally found a financier for their dreams, the first thing they did was... Remake Juwanna Mann.
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's still really funny to me that all of these talentless cancel culture grifters spent decades complaining that they were shut out of Hollywood for being conservative, and then the moment they finally found a financier for their dreams, the first thing they did was... Remake Juwanna Mann.
There is not a single immigrant outside of maybe ones from the UK who would have let this shit slide.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
There is not a single immigrant outside of maybe ones from the UK who would have let this shit slide.
If I were a president agitating for a central american war under the guise of combating drug trafficking, I would simply wait until later to pardon my favorite drug traffickers
Juan Orlando Hernandez was convicted by a jury of conspiring to traffic 400 tons of cocaine into the United States.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If I were a president agitating for a central american war under the guise of combating drug trafficking, I would simply wait until later to pardon my favorite drug traffickers
There's a type of postal customer who rushes out to the mailbox when they hear you coming so they can clear out weeks worth of mail, and then rush back inside before you arrive, and it feels like the adult equivalent of kids pushing a mess under the rug when they hear mom in the driveway
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
There's a type of postal customer who rushes out to the mailbox when they hear you coming so they can clear out weeks worth of mail, and then rush back inside before you arrive, and it feels like the adult equivalent of kids pushing a mess under the rug when they hear mom in the driveway
It didn't finish "ahead of schedule" any more than Titanic finished its voyage "ahead of schedule."
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
trib.al
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It didn't finish "ahead of schedule" any more than Titanic finished its voyage "ahead of schedule."
Anyone done the Blue Monday edit for this yet?
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Anyone done the Blue Monday edit for this yet?
Trump getting blocked by one court just to appeal to the Supreme Court is like asking one parent's permission to do something, not getting it, and immediately putting on a pair groucho marx glasses and asking yourself in the mirror.
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Supreme Court temporarily blocks lower court ruling that found Texas congressional map likely racially discriminatory.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Supreme Court temporarily blocks lower court ruling that found Texas congressional map likely racially discriminatory.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Trump getting blocked by one court just to appeal to the Supreme Court is like asking one parent's permission to do something, not getting it, and immediately putting on a pair groucho marx glasses and asking yourself in the mirror.
What are people even picturing when they think of the "golden age" of flying? Every Pan Am flight pre-1980 came with like a 30% chance you'd end up with an unscheduled layover in a country with no extradition treaty
As travelers head to the airports this holiday season, the U.S. government wants them to rethink their travel checklists, their behavior — and also, their outfits. It's a part of a new campaign by Sean Duffy, the secretary of transportation, that he called “The Golden Age of Travel Starts With You.”
Sean Duffy Asks Travelers to ‘Bring Civility Back’ to Airports in New PSA
The secretary of transportation kicked off a new civility campaign on Wednesday called “The Golden Age of Travel Starts With You.”
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
What are people even picturing when they think of the "golden age" of flying? Every Pan Am flight pre-1980 came with like a 30% chance you'd end up with an unscheduled layover in a country with no extradition treaty
The reason no one should ultimately care about Mamdani meeting with Trump is because Mamdani knows full well all you gotta do is walk in there, say some shit like "looking radiant as ever, Mr. President," and he'll turn on the magical federal funds hose with zero concessions.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The reason no one should ultimately care about Mamdani meeting with Trump is because Mamdani knows full well all you gotta do is walk in there, say some shit like "looking radiant as ever, Mr. President," and he'll turn on the magical federal funds hose with zero concessions.
Sorry but wasn't there a huge outcry the last time people tried to dox JK Rowling like this
An enormous wall of trash about 500 feet in length and up to four stories tall was recently discovered near a highway in the English countryside, leading to a national outcry across Britain. nyti.ms/4oP3vbP
A Colossal, Hidden Pile of Trash Ignites Outcry in Britain
The discovery of a mountain of garbage near a highway is the latest example of what experts say is a growing problem of criminal organizations profiting from illegal dumping.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sorry but wasn't there a huge outcry the last time people tried to dox JK Rowling like this
Elon and Grok is just the Nathan Fielder bit where he has the actress repeatedly do her "I Love You" line for him
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Elon and Grok is just the Nathan Fielder bit where he has the actress repeatedly do her "I Love You" line for him
A lot of joy to be found on the job in the little kids who smile and wave at you, or the excited families who see you bringing a last minute gift to their door. But hands down, without doubt, the single greatest part of the job has been discovering the bizarre world of hyper specific trade magazines
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A lot of joy to be found on the job in the little kids who smile and wave at you, or the excited families who see you bringing a last minute gift to their door. But hands down, without doubt, the single greatest part of the job has been discovering the bizarre world of hyper specific trade magazines
... Di... Did the Angels do something good and smart?!?!
Late-night trade:
The Orioles trade Grayson Rodriguez to the Angels for Taylor Ward.
The Orioles trade Grayson Rodriguez to the Angels for Taylor Ward.
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
... Di... Did the Angels do something good and smart?!?!
This feels like a song Sarah Lynn would have released on Bojack Horseman
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This feels like a song Sarah Lynn would have released on Bojack Horseman
🎶 Today is gonna be the day
Brits flush Stubhub down the loo 🎶
Brits flush Stubhub down the loo 🎶
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
🎶 Today is gonna be the day
Brits flush Stubhub down the loo 🎶
Brits flush Stubhub down the loo 🎶
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Hello! Do not do this. Don’t even think about it
Illinois residents will be able to store their driver’s licenses and IDs on their cellphones starting Wednesday, Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias announced.
Digital driver's licenses, IDs available to Illinois residents starting Wednesday
chicago.suntimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hello! Do not do this. Don’t even think about it
Just fucking fund us so I don't ever have to year the words "USPS" and "loss" in the same sentence ever again, man.
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just fucking fund us so I don't ever have to year the words "USPS" and "loss" in the same sentence ever again, man.
Seeing that Trump was mentioned in 1600 out of 2300 Epstein emails is reminding me about how I could never remember if "Empire State of Mind" was Jay Z featuring Alicia Keys, or Alicia Keys featuring Jay Z
November 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Seeing that Trump was mentioned in 1600 out of 2300 Epstein emails is reminding me about how I could never remember if "Empire State of Mind" was Jay Z featuring Alicia Keys, or Alicia Keys featuring Jay Z