Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman
@usps.bsky.social
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Amateur Titanic Historian, Baseball Nerd, and Simpsons quoter. I make money by giving you stuff you don't want every day. The United States Postal Service does not sanction or endorse anything I have to say about anything ever.
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usps.bsky.social
Feels like one of those things you should always just kinda assume even if you don't know.
usps.bsky.social
Tangentially, one of the great propaganda/marketing "victories" of our time is the way the multi-billion dollar supplement/wellness industry has painted pharma (and lord knows they suck, too) as an untrustworthy titan hiding the "real answers" in their pursuit of profit.
usps.bsky.social
"Prisoners, the overwhelming majority of whom never were charged with anything."

That's called a hostage, dipshit.

Palestinians just always guilty until proven innocent, and even then fair game for murder, anyway in the eyes of Israel.
usps.bsky.social
If I hear one more news outlet refer to the released captives as Israeli "hostages" but Palestinian "prisoners," I swear to God...
usps.bsky.social
Anyone figure out what Dave Roberts was complaining to the umpires about, or was he just trying to take a little heat off his guys for some all-world dipshit baserunning?
usps.bsky.social
Ah the good ol' bases loaded 8-6-2(unassisted) double play
usps.bsky.social
Yeah, the whole idea this series is a proxy for anything else is just stupid. Ergo, for me, go Brewers just because fuck the Dodgers.
usps.bsky.social
Couldn't this be viewed both ways? If the Brewers win, sure that's "proof" that small market teams don't need to spend to compete according to the "no floor" crowd, but it's also "proof" that there's no need to cap the Dodgers, too.
usps.bsky.social
You know, in a sane world, a bunch of spoiled brat cops saying they'll stop doing their job if they don't get the mayor they want would be viewed as a serious indictment of the cops, and not the mayor.
newsjennifer.bsky.social
CBS News would never put a thinly sourced 'story' by a rookie blogger like this on it's air. Until now. The Free Press isn't a journalism outlet, it's bloggers aren't reporters. This piece is more NYPost than Tiffany Network but I guess that's the goal.

www.cbsnews.com/video/some-n...
Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming the NYC mayor, The Free Press reports
The Free Press spoke to several New York City Police Department officers who are worried about Zohran Mamdani becoming mayor. Olivia Reingold joins CBS News with more.
www.cbsnews.com
usps.bsky.social
"If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue"

Roe v Wade was a "long opinion" and that didn't stop you cunts from "unresolving" it.
atrupar.com
Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."
usps.bsky.social
Westways with Red Plum
philistella.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
usps.bsky.social
Somewhere out there, all these years later, he sits shrouded in the shadows inside a long abandoned community theater, frantically writing, throwing away, and rewriting his revenge burn, plotting to use it on a day that will never come.
usps.bsky.social
Really is just an all-time impressive propaganda victory that guys with enough money to buy cable news station were able to convince a huge chunk of the country that their power is nothing in comparison to the guy I sometimes buy a bag of oranges from at the freeway on ramp.
usps.bsky.social
It really is just an historic failure of democratic messaging that Republicans have spent years getting away with branding themselves as the party of the "troops" (a sentiment many of my veteran coworkers believe) when it is almost universally them doing this shit.
drewharwell.com
Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank
usps.bsky.social
It's insane how many after-market modifications you can do to a vehicle without being able to prove you can actually handle it, too. Those guys on lifted trucks who can't see the fifty feet in front of their hood and have tires wide enough to almost need two lanes have no business owning those.
usps.bsky.social
Go invent your own stupid sport and stop ruining ours.
usps.bsky.social
Cal Raleigh triple play is the funniest possible outcome, right?
usps.bsky.social
In one of the younger little leagues I played in, after 4 balls they didn't give you a walk, they just let you hit off a tee instead. I see no harm in trying that out here.
usps.bsky.social
Imagine how many Pierzynski bunt references we'd have if there was a runner at second to start every inning
usps.bsky.social
The fact the free runner doesn't exist in the postseason is all the proof we need that it shouldn't exist at all, as it creates an inferior product.
usps.bsky.social
They should let the original starting pitchers come back in, I think they're well enough rested
usps.bsky.social
Another inning ending double play and I don't know if that's a sign that there is no god, there is a god and he has abandoned us, or he is present and he hates us.
usps.bsky.social
I hope he walks the bases loaded so I can hear AJ Pierzynski suggest a bunt