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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 1h

Luckily just weed and wellbutrin but nevertheless

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 1h

Drugs. A shit ton of drugs

coper kupp country @camorooni.bsky.social · 2h

how do you people do this 162 times a year?

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 1h

Lol what

David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 2h

Pretty play by KC

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 2h

KC has zero penalties in the 4th

David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 4h

Love Myles Garrett discourse. He’s a scrub for sure

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 4h

Great. When we win again we will sue the fuck out of fox and break it up. Fire rupe dupes into a cannon across the grand canyon

Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 4h

"Trump’s Addiction to Watching Fox Is Killing American Democracy"

Our country is falling apart because one old man, Trump advisers and former administration officials say, won’t stop ‘yelling’ at his TV, writes Zeteo's @swin24.bsky.social:

Trump’s Addiction to Watching Fox Is Killing American Democracy

Our country is falling apart because one old man, Trump advisers and former administration officials say, won’t stop ‘yelling’ at his TV.

zeteo.com

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 6h

Thank god the marathon was today so I can go be a supporter of something that won’t disappoint me!

Alex Patt @chifanpatt.bsky.social · 6h

I’m honestly having trouble shaking the sadness of the Cubs season ending.

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 6h

Only when she asks nicely

David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 11h

Bruh

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 11h

Random nobody graced with your presence burt

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 11h

I get that its dumb that sacks are negative Passing yards but this is egregious

rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 12h

0️⃣

Jets
New York Passing
Justin Fields
#7
team
C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT SACKS RTG
8/15 38 2.5 0 0 7-38 59.0
8/15 0 2.5 0 0 7-38 59.0

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 14h

You met her at a bar, spoke, didn’t ask her out, just said nice to meet you and expected an answer? Brother you did not go on a date. No wonder you need gpt. You’re already behind the 8 ball

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 20h

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 14h

You get one week off then we start.

David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 10d

When the offseason does come, I want to park PCA infront of a pitching machine and just have it throw high out of the zone fastballs

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 15h

So thankful that dudes without game now have the option of driving all of our energy bills up to come up with devastating lines like it was nice to meet you

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 20h

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 15h

Good shit

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 15h

Beat your rival you get to talk shit. Thats the rules

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 15h

I at least hope that isn’t AI. Game is the game though

Michael 🔪🎃 @fumikechu.bsky.social · 15h

Wow fuck the Brewers lol

Dodgers in 4

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 15h

Thank you for giving us nothing

Paul Eric Scannell @pauleric70.bsky.social · 22h

Harris slams protestor during book tour.

“You want to talk about legacy? Let’s talk about the legacy of mass deportations, of not voting, and Donald Trump.”

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 16h

Helllll yeah

John-Charles Takes Manhattan @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 16h

Gonna be cheering on the runners during the Chicago Marathon with my taiko group this morning! 🏃

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 16h

This squeamishness is part of the problem btw. None of this shit is new

The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 17h

I saw the new George Orwell documentary last night. It’s called 2+2=5. I have been a little bit squeamish about applying the word totalitarian to Trump and the Republicans. Not anymore. We are experiencing a totalitarian movement. There’s no question.

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Dr. Divya 🇵🇸🧿 (offline) @divyampersaud.com · 16h

63% drop innsupport since the ceasefire. May the west burn

Dr. Divya 🇵🇸🧿 (offline) @divyampersaud.com · 1d

just 40 to go and then we start again. we have friends waiting to go back north. yes that costs money. We are down on support from last week by around 60%

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Leta Lestrange @joybella.blacksky.app · 16h

Here is a pic of my baby princess, who would also like you to help her Titi 💕💸 -

Princess Juno in her throne-hammock, looking for more help headed to Auntie @creolebbybritt.

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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 16h

Awake before the sun. Vibes? Immaculate

David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 23h

We are knocked down Josh but watch this space. I will be right back here in February like the wonderful delusional fan I am

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