David
@dsalmon1449.bsky.social
He/him
Chicago
Free Palestine
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Chicago
Free Palestine
Free Link
Time for me to put my clown make up on and pretend like the Cowboys actually will beat the chiefs
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Time for me to put my clown make up on and pretend like the Cowboys actually will beat the chiefs
Unserious footballing institution
Lions are not ready for primetime smh
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Unserious footballing institution
Lions are not ready for primetime smh
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Lions are not ready for primetime smh
What is it about Gibbs that makes him so bad vs GB?
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What is it about Gibbs that makes him so bad vs GB?
I will get stupid for Peralta if you want
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I will get stupid for Peralta if you want
Been in a CeCe Winans era lately so this is fitting
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Been in a CeCe Winans era lately so this is fitting
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tom brady: proof that you can be wildly rich and successful and still struggle not to come across as a total dork
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
tom brady: proof that you can be wildly rich and successful and still struggle not to come across as a total dork
Shaggy with the Jamaican flag hell yeah
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Shaggy with the Jamaican flag hell yeah
Cubs fans when they can’t call you Jed’s burner a second time for saying you didn’t hate the Tucker trade.
a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a water bottle in the background .
ALT: a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a water bottle in the background .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Cubs fans when they can’t call you Jed’s burner a second time for saying you didn’t hate the Tucker trade.
Refs just fucked the call in the Boston game
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Refs just fucked the call in the Boston game
Just having some nice community time is it really
Black people only celebrating a day off. That's it. We don't celebrate colonizer/enslaver holidays.
I know some of you love it for the family vibes and football, and I get that, but much like Columbus day, the original connotations are steeped in white fantasy, this time about cooperation in the face of impending genocide.
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just having some nice community time is it really
7/$210 is so freaking good
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
7/$210 is so freaking good
Cease is the one I wanted. Fuck fuck fuck
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Cease is the one I wanted. Fuck fuck fuck
I fuck heavy with Michael MacKelvie, but every one of his videos is best saved for a june day when you miss football, not smack dab in the middle of the season
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I fuck heavy with Michael MacKelvie, but every one of his videos is best saved for a june day when you miss football, not smack dab in the middle of the season
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You asked a question designed specifically to elicit the response you got so that you could run back to Twitter to go, "Wow, Bluesky is unhinged"
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
You asked a question designed specifically to elicit the response you got so that you could run back to Twitter to go, "Wow, Bluesky is unhinged"
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“it’s bad faith when people disagree with me about the revenge porn machine that encourages children to commit suicide”
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
“it’s bad faith when people disagree with me about the revenge porn machine that encourages children to commit suicide”
Sports fans stop taking the 'most valuable' part of MVP literally challenge: impossible
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sports fans stop taking the 'most valuable' part of MVP literally challenge: impossible
Just fell to my knees at Jewel
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Just fell to my knees at Jewel
We are talking about ole miss nationally. Thats it.
Why exactly is Lane Kiffin so sought-after?
Why would even an LSU-caliber program want anything to do with someone with a history of awkward endings?
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Why would even an LSU-caliber program want anything to do with someone with a history of awkward endings?
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November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We are talking about ole miss nationally. Thats it.
Well yeah man. Thats how holidays work. Theyre made up. We got some. Yall got some. No one is pissed. And its baby shit to puff your chest and close replies. If you’re gonna troll stand on it!
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Well yeah man. Thats how holidays work. Theyre made up. We got some. Yall got some. No one is pissed. And its baby shit to puff your chest and close replies. If you’re gonna troll stand on it!
@ universe you can use the golf club. We won’t mind. Could even be funny depending on how it goes. We really arent picky
Taxpayers have shelled out nearly $71 million for Trump's golf hobby since he retook office — and he's on track to exceed an eye-popping figure
Second-Term Tab For Trump’s Golf Hobby Tops $70 Million, On Track To Exceed $300 Million
The total would double the $151.5 million taxpayers shelled out for him to play golf during his first term.
www.huffpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@ universe you can use the golf club. We won’t mind. Could even be funny depending on how it goes. We really arent picky
Merrick Garland entering rhinoceros levels of PR
We could have have this for trump but the DSA “Abandon(ed) Harris”
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Merrick Garland entering rhinoceros levels of PR
After the Paul mccartney concert i spent 2.5 hours laying on the couch brain rotting. Transcendent. was like a spa for my mind.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
After the Paul mccartney concert i spent 2.5 hours laying on the couch brain rotting. Transcendent. was like a spa for my mind.