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Does that say eight sacks?????
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Long grain. Mahatma to be specific
What’s your favorite type of rice?!?

I’m a Jasmine Rice type of gal
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Its a big ish account on here who posted an awful take and did the whole rah rah leftists are attacking me thing and I just have to say this because im in a bad mood.

You did not deserve to be misgendered. That sucks and im sorry people did that.

While its fine if you want to have nostalgia for
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Drones
To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This is art
People: No. Not any and all black people eat watermelons. That's a stereotype.

Leftists: Any and all democrats are equally as bad as republicans.
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why would we need nurses when we all have those medbeds? 5D chess from the admin imho
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Fell off extremely hard with this but after finishing doom 2016 last night (7.5/10) here is where we are at.

2025 Triple Double progress:

Movies: 8
Games: 5
Books: 1

Got a long way to get the games. COD WW2 next.

Movies should be pretty easy. Wicked drops Friday and its oscars szn
2025 triple double progress:

Games: 1
Films: 0
Books: 1

Should be going to the movies this weekend though
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Adhd is really funny.

Tuesday - forgot to take medicine. Incredible day of focus.

Wednesday- took medicine. Horrendous day of focus.

Thursday- took medicine completely locked in
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Who thinks this?
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“You can’t call them nazis even if they are nazi shaped”

- stupid people since 2015
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Juxtaposing the lack of consent quoting someone and the lack of consent with saving their photos on your devices is crazy!
well I didn’t give you consent to respond to or quote my post. delete your quoted post
I can’t stop them obviously but I definitely can request they don’t and let them know I think they’re a fucking weirdo if they do.

Nobody has my consent to save pics I share
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Deleting this one lol
a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Your coffee is not good enough for you to serve it this hot then get mad I ask for a sleeve. Sorry for wanting hands that work!
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You could tie me to a crane, hang me upside down 1,000 ft above a pit of elephant sized tarantulas and you STILL couldn’t get this out of me
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Swing and a miss
Morning people. Gimmie your best tips on waking up early.

Please don’t tell me to move my bedtime up slightly either. We need rip the band aid off results
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Please block me if you have a negative reaction to the Me-too movement. Holding creeps accountable is good actually
The Washington Post, everyone!
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
IDK what that word means but probably a completely different movie
how different would one battle after another (2025) have been if lockjaw was into pawgs?
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Morning people. Gimmie your best tips on waking up early.

Please don’t tell me to move my bedtime up slightly either. We need rip the band aid off results
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Nothing sadder then FB reminding you of a birthday for one of those dog accounts your friends used to make. No shot that dog is still alive This account is 16 years old
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
honestly? good. The further we go from day 1 of terminal brain rot the better
In 43 days it’ll be closer to 2030 than 2020.

You’re welcome.
just scheduled a post for december. doesn't feel real
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Joe Biden was famously pressured
Oh FFS vote for Dems and get them into office, then pressure them to do what you want. Did you just see what happened with Epstein files release? Pressuring works and is entirely doable. Refusing to vote based on one issue isn't wise.
November 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Subbing Marquee for Yes and Yabkees for Cubs:

Youtube tv or Hulu - ESPN, Fox and TBS, NBC

Marquee - most of the others

Already have prime for FB

Appletv is a loss unless theres a show to watch

Peacock through xfinity but BS if they aren’t simulcasting to NBC 100% of the time
You will need YES, Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, ESPN, Netflix, NBC/Peacock, FOX, and TBS to watch the Yankees next season.
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
White people so dumb they think this is good
The White House just blasted this out under the headline "Good News You May Have Missed"
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM