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Col. Will Porter, ghost of

@dinosaursheriff.bsky.social

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Chicago-based cartoonist, making comics about animals, haunted places, and our human potential to be both at once. ⚠️ Occasional NSFW 🔞 https://dinosaursheriff.contactin.bio/

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1h

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 1h

Crittertongues Past: 207 - picking fights in public and religious education

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 6h

You want praise? Hold anyone responsible. Impose sanctions. Refuse their leaders entry. Charge any US citizen participating in the genocide on their behalf with war crimes. Let the UN evict settlers. Stop sending our cops there for training.

Acknowledge all the murder and stop selling them weapons.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 6h

I can't stress enough how empty a negotiated peace is *after* the side we arm, and will continue to arm, has already bombed most of the marginalized people's cities to rubble and starved thousands of kids to death.

Could've just said, "No more bombs for you."

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 7h

Congratulations on being the kind of slow-walking mercenary landlord profiteer that their leadership is happy to deal with.

Reset the big "days since last broken ceasefire" board.

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 7h

They all have so much blood on their hands that they have to show up and pretend this wasn't possible several years and several thousand dead kids ago. To pretend peace is more complicated than refusing to send bombs and cash to a genocidal ally.

Axios @axios.com · 18h

Former Presidents Biden and Clinton praised President Trump today for the Gaza peace deal.

Biden, Clinton praise Trump for Gaza peace deal

Biden said he commends Trump and his team, and Clinton said they "deserve great credit."

www.axios.com

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 22h

Enhance.

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The devil's in the details.

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 2d

Who's to say they don't?

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 2d

Behind very ERO patch, every US Constitution neck tube, every plate carrier falling to hide a beer gut, is a little man gleefully swinging a bat and bouncing with excitement over who he's gonna GET first.

You wanna get her? No, you like her. Don't tell her. She might tell the rest of them. 🇺🇸

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 2d

I think they captured the vibe perfectly.

WKUK Race War!

YouTube video by The Whitest Kids U'Know

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 2d

The manufacturers are responsible for this.

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 2d

I should dust off (or maybe boil) this old tumblr I started in 2016.
dogtoyorsextoy.tumblr.com?source=share

Dog Toy or Sex Toy

context is important, so to hell with it.

dogtoyorsextoy.tumblr.com

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 2d

Srowback Saturday: I went to art school and all it got me was a job for the last 16yrs and this sick drawing of Optimus Prime. (c. 2006)

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 3d

I should draw more dwarves.

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 4d

You set the gate up at the end of a chute so you can run the whole herd through 1 by 1. It helps make sure everyone gets their shots, tags, etc. Plus it keeps them from flailing around or kicking you. I used to watch my uncle use one to give cows their shots.

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 4d

The headgate holds them in place for things like administering meds, ear tagging, checkups, etc. The tilt function is nice for checking on their feet or belly, possibly trimming hooves. Though I've never done it myself, I don't think I'd want to try it with all 4 legs swinging around in there.

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 4d

Weighted blankets are so 2020. Put my anxious ass in the deluxe rotating animal vice.

If you thought the hotdesk was a gamechanger, you're gonna love the headgate.

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Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 4d

Trimming hooves is easy if you remove the foot first. Getting it back on is the hard part.

Col. Will Porter, ghost of @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 4d

I got curious about how people take care of cloven hooves. Then I got to flag some godawful slop that DDG'S filters missed.

DO NOT PUT AN ANIMAL'S LIFE IN THE DISEMBODIED HANDS OF THE MACHINE.