Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom
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please generate an affecting painting of war in cubist style, sad war painting, battle of guernica, in the style of Picasso, honkers if you can fit them in, guernica tragedy, big honkers, iconic cubism, Picasso guernica, add girls with big honkers, trending on artstation
December 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
please generate an affecting painting of war in cubist style, sad war painting, battle of guernica, in the style of Picasso, honkers if you can fit them in, guernica tragedy, big honkers, iconic cubism, Picasso guernica, add girls with big honkers, trending on artstation
"Jake Sully, we Navi have something we call a "mortgage". It is a kind of arrangement made between a Navi and an organisation we call a "bank", wherein the Navi pays a deposit, and the "bank" issues a loan for the purchase of a property."
"Fascinating. We once had something similar on Earth."
"Fascinating. We once had something similar on Earth."
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"Jake Sully, we Navi have something we call a "mortgage". It is a kind of arrangement made between a Navi and an organisation we call a "bank", wherein the Navi pays a deposit, and the "bank" issues a loan for the purchase of a property."
"Fascinating. We once had something similar on Earth."
"Fascinating. We once had something similar on Earth."
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every day this becomes more true
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
every day this becomes more true
Sadie Sink? What's next, Badie Bathtub? Tadie Toilet?
December 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Sadie Sink? What's next, Badie Bathtub? Tadie Toilet?
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Incredible shape.
December 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Incredible shape.
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Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose https://theonion.com/sad-sack-bullied-by-area-goose-1819573528/
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose https://theonion.com/sad-sack-bullied-by-area-goose-1819573528/
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living in the UK for as long as I did gave me a useful concept to describe people like this. We get weird about it in American English, and the Brits win on this one because it is a genuinely helpful term: these people are cunts. They're not motivated by anything other than being cunts. That's it!
Takeaway from that "What Do Gen Z Republicans Think?" piece is not what participants said, but how the publication behind it—City Journal from the Manhattan Institute, the think tank that employs Chris Rufo—summarizes them: Economically comfortable, driven by boredom, see politics as entertainment.
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
living in the UK for as long as I did gave me a useful concept to describe people like this. We get weird about it in American English, and the Brits win on this one because it is a genuinely helpful term: these people are cunts. They're not motivated by anything other than being cunts. That's it!
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look you can talk all you want about harm to the "ozone layer" but chlorofluorocarbons aren't going anywhere,
October 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
look you can talk all you want about harm to the "ozone layer" but chlorofluorocarbons aren't going anywhere,
Watching the new Stranger Things. Not enjoying myself.
December 20, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Watching the new Stranger Things. Not enjoying myself.
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
DNA is stupid. Get rid of it.
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
DNA is stupid. Get rid of it.
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butter has the calcium I need for strong buttery bones
December 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
butter has the calcium I need for strong buttery bones
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some of y’all have internalized Islamophobia against sex-positive carpetbaggers who look like they were born smoking in the back of a blues bar and it shows 🏳️⚧️
December 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
some of y’all have internalized Islamophobia against sex-positive carpetbaggers who look like they were born smoking in the back of a blues bar and it shows 🏳️⚧️
The MCU is faltering because they fumbled MODOK.
December 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The MCU is faltering because they fumbled MODOK.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! Yes! YES! YES!!!!!
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! Yes! YES! YES!!!!!
I tried the import contacts thing and not a single person in my phone is on this app (who I don't already follow).
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I tried the import contacts thing and not a single person in my phone is on this app (who I don't already follow).
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Tired of seeing other people live out my dreams
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Tired of seeing other people live out my dreams
It's iconic how little the girl child character in Jurassic Park knows or cares about dinosaurs.
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It's iconic how little the girl child character in Jurassic Park knows or cares about dinosaurs.
I know we all like to have a laugh about the unfailingly naff Christmas tree the Norwegians gift to London every year, but it is genuinely an insult and we should burn Oslo to the ground.
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I know we all like to have a laugh about the unfailingly naff Christmas tree the Norwegians gift to London every year, but it is genuinely an insult and we should burn Oslo to the ground.
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Wild times in the Betty Crocker test kitchen, where "spicy" means dialing the cinnamon all the way up to an ENTIRE TEASPOON.
December 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Wild times in the Betty Crocker test kitchen, where "spicy" means dialing the cinnamon all the way up to an ENTIRE TEASPOON.
I think one of the most fucked up things having access to polls does to our brain is that we start thinking 60% is a huge majority. If a sentiment is shared by 60% of people we're like, "oh yeah, everyone thinks this, this is a fundamental point of consensus", but, like, it's three in five.
December 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I think one of the most fucked up things having access to polls does to our brain is that we start thinking 60% is a huge majority. If a sentiment is shared by 60% of people we're like, "oh yeah, everyone thinks this, this is a fundamental point of consensus", but, like, it's three in five.
Hanging out with the guys.
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hanging out with the guys.
I have a couple of books my ex lent me just before we broke up that I want to give back to her, and what I *should* do is text her and arrange to give her the books back, but what I *want* to do is just sneak over to her flat and drop the books in her letterbox without saying anything.
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I have a couple of books my ex lent me just before we broke up that I want to give back to her, and what I *should* do is text her and arrange to give her the books back, but what I *want* to do is just sneak over to her flat and drop the books in her letterbox without saying anything.