Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom
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Member of villainous team
Balderdash.
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Balderdash.
Hanging out with the guys.
December 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hanging out with the guys.
Sorry, were archaeologists really going around until recently saying controlled fire was only 50,000 years old?
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sorry, were archaeologists really going around until recently saying controlled fire was only 50,000 years old?
Asda and McDonalds have both got Grinches on the go.
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Asda and McDonalds have both got Grinches on the go.
There's the bastard. I was hoping to hang it on the wall, but it needs a whole other doohickey to safely get hung, so I guess it just lives on my desk now.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
There's the bastard. I was hoping to hang it on the wall, but it needs a whole other doohickey to safely get hung, so I guess it just lives on my desk now.
I've seen people unfavourably compare the new Starfleet Academy promo poster with Beverley Hills 90210, and like, tbh when I look at these promo images side by side the thing that jumps out at me is how desperately the Star Trek show doesn't want the men to touch each other.
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I've seen people unfavourably compare the new Starfleet Academy promo poster with Beverley Hills 90210, and like, tbh when I look at these promo images side by side the thing that jumps out at me is how desperately the Star Trek show doesn't want the men to touch each other.
I went alone an lesitsh berit tenurtely fit thee.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I went alone an lesitsh berit tenurtely fit thee.
This is such a silly sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is such a silly sentence.
Men's Mental Health King George
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Men's Mental Health King George
Sometimes when the cat is in the hall I leave my door open a bit to see if he wants to come in my room and he looks like this:
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sometimes when the cat is in the hall I leave my door open a bit to see if he wants to come in my room and he looks like this:
It's NOT???
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's NOT???
"AI companies must have the first choice of the chocolates in the Celebrations tin, and you all can whatever's left."
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"AI companies must have the first choice of the chocolates in the Celebrations tin, and you all can whatever's left."
This map shows a clear civilisational border.
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This map shows a clear civilisational border.
Imagine being the UK's #2 Shrek tribute band.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Imagine being the UK's #2 Shrek tribute band.
This is basically what Karl Marx was getting at.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is basically what Karl Marx was getting at.
This is better than Wicked.
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is better than Wicked.
This is weird, right?
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is weird, right?
If only this were true!
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
If only this were true!
Donald Trump annoyed by one of his guy's heads bursting open and snakes spilling out during press conference.
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Donald Trump annoyed by one of his guy's heads bursting open and snakes spilling out during press conference.
Gone pub.
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Gone pub.
