Barista: what's your order?
Me, looking in the mirror: large flat white
Me, looking in the mirror: large flat white
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Barista: what's your order?
Me, looking in the mirror: large flat white
Me, looking in the mirror: large flat white
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My Jeff McNeil trade reaction is going up shortly but I want to share a fun fact: In the past 30 days (notably outside the baseball season) the Mets have had four different active leaders in games played.
December 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My Jeff McNeil trade reaction is going up shortly but I want to share a fun fact: In the past 30 days (notably outside the baseball season) the Mets have had four different active leaders in games played.
Parenting tips by V:
Sometimes the best thing you can do is stop and take a slow deep breath; inhaling the drugs this way absorbs them faster and more effectively.
Sometimes the best thing you can do is stop and take a slow deep breath; inhaling the drugs this way absorbs them faster and more effectively.
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Parenting tips by V:
Sometimes the best thing you can do is stop and take a slow deep breath; inhaling the drugs this way absorbs them faster and more effectively.
Sometimes the best thing you can do is stop and take a slow deep breath; inhaling the drugs this way absorbs them faster and more effectively.
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me when i'm male socialized: "wow i wish i was a woman"
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
me when i'm male socialized: "wow i wish i was a woman"
Question I ask myself almost daily: am I
low effort (and therefore invalid)
depressed
or tired from parenting?
low effort (and therefore invalid)
depressed
or tired from parenting?
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Question I ask myself almost daily: am I
low effort (and therefore invalid)
depressed
or tired from parenting?
low effort (and therefore invalid)
depressed
or tired from parenting?
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My top five favourite words to pronounce like they’re Greek philosophers…
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My top five favourite words to pronounce like they’re Greek philosophers…
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
5. Monocles
4. Bicycles
3. Popsicles
2. Obstacles
1. Testicles
I did it yall. I made art in my latte foam. It's a Christmas tree and a star
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I did it yall. I made art in my latte foam. It's a Christmas tree and a star
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Just because no public system exists to reliably project Jorge Polanco’s first base defensive value does not mean the Mets cannot do that
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just because no public system exists to reliably project Jorge Polanco’s first base defensive value does not mean the Mets cannot do that
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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I want us to be very clear about what Trump is hoping to do re Reiner. He’s laying out a justification for murder in the name of defending Donald Trump. He’s declaring that deciding someone has “Trump Derangement Syndrome” is a legible reason to kill someone.
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I want us to be very clear about what Trump is hoping to do re Reiner. He’s laying out a justification for murder in the name of defending Donald Trump. He’s declaring that deciding someone has “Trump Derangement Syndrome” is a legible reason to kill someone.
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One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."
December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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We should bookmark this for when all the wingnuts are complaining about the giant street parties that are happening after Trump finally kicks it.
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We should bookmark this for when all the wingnuts are complaining about the giant street parties that are happening after Trump finally kicks it.
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Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sounds about right.
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I got visited by three ghosts last night, who were all experts in English grammar.
December 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I got visited by three ghosts last night, who were all experts in English grammar.
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it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
it's actually kinda funny in a way to get to the finish line of curing cancer and having the government go eh you know what. never mind
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Democrats would be crazy not to make this comment super-famous tomorrow when the Senate debates health care. Republicans don’t want you to be cared for as a patient when you’re sick. They think of you as a “consumer”—and tough luck if you don’t have the money for the care you need.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Democrats would be crazy not to make this comment super-famous tomorrow when the Senate debates health care. Republicans don’t want you to be cared for as a patient when you’re sick. They think of you as a “consumer”—and tough luck if you don’t have the money for the care you need.
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I am glad Pete Alonso got the contract he perceives he deserves and will remember him fondly as a Met and really have no other take on it
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I am glad Pete Alonso got the contract he perceives he deserves and will remember him fondly as a Met and really have no other take on it
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Apparently this guy actually *was* an inspiration for Dexter. Killed a bunch of drug dealers while working as a cop (and being a closet Nazi). Makes sense now how she wasn’t disqualified during the primary, that’s basically just Pete Hegseth.
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Apparently this guy actually *was* an inspiration for Dexter. Killed a bunch of drug dealers while working as a cop (and being a closet Nazi). Makes sense now how she wasn’t disqualified during the primary, that’s basically just Pete Hegseth.
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hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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everyone is doing this with Diaz (again) demanding to shovel nine figures at him (again) when his last nine figure contract returned like a quarter on the dollar simply because he (again) timed one of his intermittent ERA seasons that start with a 1 up correctly
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
everyone is doing this with Diaz (again) demanding to shovel nine figures at him (again) when his last nine figure contract returned like a quarter on the dollar simply because he (again) timed one of his intermittent ERA seasons that start with a 1 up correctly
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he had a bad run early in the season that inflated his seasonal ERA and otherwise looked like Devin Williams, you guys really gotta stop acting like single season reliever ERAs mean shit
He has been Bad for a full year. We will see I don’t like it at all. Would have preferred Suarez if no Edwin. Yes relievers can have strange seasons but my Yankees friends are not sad to see him go.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
he had a bad run early in the season that inflated his seasonal ERA and otherwise looked like Devin Williams, you guys really gotta stop acting like single season reliever ERAs mean shit