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asharpie.bsky.social
A. Sharpie
@asharpie.bsky.social
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Gratefully freed from the tiny hands of the worst president in U.S. history.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · Jul 22
It goes without saying that during the press conference where he announces her pardon and she does a hostage video where she says Trump was "beautiful, handsome, perfect and not at all a pedophile," he's going to introduce her as Jizz Lane, right?
Low IQ man knows the best words.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2h
And Nunes ... oh my god ... Nunes.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2h
If you make Kevin McCarthy look better by comparison, in my experience, you've f'd up.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 19h
"Drink my little wine and have my little cracker."

INDEED.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 19h
I mean, he admits he's never asked for forgiveness ... so ... www.c-span.org/clip/campaig...
Have You Ever Asked God for Forgiveness?
Have You Ever Asked God for Forgiveness?
www.c-span.org
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 21h
This dipshit certainly has Wessonality.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 23h
The Nobel Committee should tell him they'd love to give it to him, but sadly, their prizes are under audit and can't be released for like maybe 8-10 years ... "we'll see what happens."
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 23h
People in Argentina: "Who's the fat guy?"
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Tell me Trump has secretly purchased the south pole of the moon without telling me Trump has secretly purchased the south pole of the moon.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Netanyahu: "We are giving Trump our Michigan Man of the Year" award.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
There's another war going on right now, too, Sir. It's called "Release the Epstein files"
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Ignoble Peace Prize, activated.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
I saw Grifting Muppets at Red Rocks back in '94.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
"Hi Donald, yes, it's me again. I found one of the low IQ politicians you're always talking about. Sadly, she's wearing one of your stupid hats."
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
If sane Americans actively protest the kidnapping of our neighbors by Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, Tom Homan and these other MAGA freaks, it's insurrection.

When they stormed the U.S. Capitol to overturn the 2020 election, it was peaceful protest.

They can fuck right off.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
More of this, less pandering and treating these GOP clowns with anything but derision. They're playing us, and I had enough.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
Concepts of vibes of an insurrection
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
"Is cancer effective at killing people? 78% of Americans say YES."

CNN: "Polls say Americans love cancer. Thoughts?"
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 3d
I can't believe George Washington risked his life protecting American airports so bullshit could happen 250 years later
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 4d
MAGA: "Sacrifices have to be made. For sure we hate brown people more than we like cheap carrots. As long as Fox keeps showing me videos of Mexicans crying in handcuffs, I'm willing to pay more at the Piggy Wiggly."
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 4d
Yeah, but other than these facts, can't someone stand up for billionaires feelings?
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 4d
I heard tell some of em are just made of straw ...
three pigs are standing in a grassy field with bubbles in the sky
ALT: three pigs are standing in a grassy field with bubbles in the sky
media.tenor.com
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 4d
I'm not sure he's heard of earth.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 4d
Somebody mailed him the Three Little Pigs and he read it because it said Little Golden on it.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 4d
If you end a war and know one hears it, does the covfefe still get paid to Jared and Junior?